Joke...Who has the most confusing joke!!!

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon. The gibbon gently and carefully cleaned it and they fell in love. People ask how they got together? The chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It’s all ape dung! 2. I said: "You are a pig." You said: "I am a pig!" From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you couldn't help shouting at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" 3. Tomorrow when you wake up, there will be a mosquito lying on your pillow, and a suicide note next to you, which reads: I struggle. Even after one night, I couldn't pierce your face. Your shame is so thick that I can't even live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I committed suicide. 4. One day, a mother and son had lunch together. The son asked the mother fly: Why do we eat poop every day? The mother fly said angrily: Don't say such disgusting words while eating, eat while it's hot!! 5. A college student was killed by an enemy After catching him, the enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Where are you from?" If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you! A college student replied to his enemy and was electrocuted to death. He said: I am from TV University! 6. Two dumplings got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked and asked where the bride was. Meatballzi said shyly: I hate it, you won’t recognize her when she takes off her clothes! 7. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I don’t step on a mouse for a whole day and make my feet itch; C: I don’t feel safe on the streets only a few times a day; D: It’s getting late, go back Go home and hug the cat. 8. One night, a naked man hailed a taxi. The female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a fucking naked man! The female driver was also furious: Let me see where you got the money from! 9. Do you have a TV over there? Now hurry up and watch CCTV. Zhao Benshan was killed in the bombing. The pol.ice blocked the Northeast. 19 people died, 11 people were missing, and 1 person was deceived! 10. A drunk man accidentally Falling from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, a policeman came over: What happened? Drunk man: I don’t know, I just arrived. 11. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: Do you like it? What kind of boy? The girl said: I am in love with you. When the boy asked again, it was still the same, so he had to say sadly: Can't the head be flatter? 12. Wolf pups are vegetarian from birth. Wolf parents and wolf mothers racked their brains to train their wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, the Sirius parents were delighted to see their son chasing the rabbit. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit and said fiercely: Boy! Hand over the carrot! 13. In front of the ramen shop counter, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, the ramen chef asked: Do you want thick or thin? The girl replied: I will eat whatever you pull. 14. A man and a woman were having an affair. The husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away without putting on his clothes. He walked on the street and watched onlookers. The man pretended to be nonchalant and looked at the sky: ah, this is the earth. Passersby said: Cao, pretending to be an alien. 15. The white rabbit Q B and the gray wolf ran away. The wolf chased after him angrily. The rabbit wiped his body with dirt and pretended to be the gray rabbit. He wore glasses and read the newspaper. The wolf asked: Can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the white rabbit that rapes the wolf? Wolf Shame: I, KAO, got the news so soon? 16. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, chief! Chief: Comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is even darker! The commander patted a soldier on the chest and said: How well these muscles have been trained! Soldier: Report to the leader, I am a female soldier. 17. I saw a penny on the side of the road. I was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. I*, who vomits is so round? 18. When the nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, she walked over and whispered to him: "Be careful!" The patient smiled and said: "Baby." 19. The miser went out for something and was afraid that others would drink secretly. He just screamed of wine, so I wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while he came back and found a few more words on the note: I spit out it too! 20. Someone was riding a bicycle on the street, crossed an intersection, and moved forward. When the traffic police saw it, he exclaimed: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily and replied: "Thank you for your hard work, comrades!" 21. The teacher wanted the sports committee member to confirm whether all the girls in the class were here, so he said to him: "Go and get it." Clear the whole class of girls.

"The sports committee was a little pervert and asked hurriedly: "Which one should I kiss? The teacher said: "I know I still want you to go!" " 22. In the junior high school mathematics class, the teacher was talking about equation transformation. He rolled up his sleeves on the podium and shouted loudly: Attention, students! I am going to transform! ... If you have read all the 22 items above, I can only say this to you. SORRY, I wasted your time... If any of the 22 text messages above made you laugh, please give me a thumbs up, don't let it sink in, and let others have a chance to laugh. It's better to have fun together, and good people will live a safe life. Supplement: The phone rang, and the little girl picked up the receiver.... Man: "Hey, little kid, I'm daddy, where is mommy?" "Little girl:" Mom and Uncle Chen are in the room upstairs. The man said a little angrily: "Which Uncle Chen?" We don’t know anyone named Uncle Chen in our family! The little girl: "Yes, Uncle Chen, who comes to see your mother every time you go to work." "After a while, the man said calmly: "Little boy, let's play a game. The little girl said excitedly: "Okay!" "Man: "You go to the room upstairs first, and then shout "Dad is back!" Then come back and answer the phone. "The little girl did so. Soon she heard a scream, and the little girl followed the call... Man: "What's wrong, mom? "Little girl: "When mom heard you came back, she rushed out of the room and accidentally fell down the stairs. Now she is still. The man continued to ask with some satisfaction: "Where...Where is Uncle Chen?" "Little girl: "I saw him jumping into the swimming pool from the window of his room, but he seemed to have forgotten that his father had drained the water to clean the swimming pool the day before yesterday. Now he is lying at the bottom of the swimming pool, motionless. "The man was silent for a while. The man said: "Swim...in the swimming pool? .........Excuse me, is the number here 881? . . . . ﹖ "Little girl:" No. Man: "Oh, sorry, I dialed the wrong number. Supplement: Just 13. 13-13 will make you laugh. This number is okay. 1. When I was in college, there was a girl named Liu Yun in our class. Once, a classmate from another class sent her a letter. On the envelope, there is a horizontal line above the lower half of the word "Yun" in her character "Yun". Because the writing was too sloppy, the horizontal line turned into a dot. As a result, the classmate took the letter and shouted in our corridor, "Liu Mang, who is Liu Mang? I have a letter from you." Everyone in the corridor ran out to see Liu Mang (the gangster). As a result, the girl named Liu Yun was helplessly called a gangster for four years. 2. Some color, no hair, 3. The mother fly took the little flies to eat, and they flew to a pile of cow dung. The little fly asked depressedly: "Mom, why do we always eat cow dung?" The mother fly gave the little fly A slap in the face and a curse: "This unlucky child is not allowed to say such disgusting things while eating!" 4. A woman got on the bus with her child, and the driver said: "This is the ugliest baby I have ever seen." The woman said to the man sitting next to her: "The driver insulted me!" The man said: "Go and settle the score with him! I'll hold your monkey." 5. The painter stood on a ladder to paint the ceiling of the mental hospital, and a patient said He said: "Hold your pen and don't let go." Painter: "I can hold it fine." Patient: "Then let me move your ladder and use it." 6. In the classroom, Amin The lunch box was stretched out to Ah Hua next to him and said, "Try my rice." Ah Hua took a big spoonful and put it into his mouth. "See if it's gone rancid." A Ming added. 7. Xiao Ming's face was swollen and his classmates asked why. Xiao Ming said: "Yesterday I went boating in the park and a bee fell on my face." The classmates asked: "Can't we just drive him away?" Xiao Ming: "I didn't have time, my dad Beat it to death with an oar." 8. Three poor peasants were chatting in the field. A: When I become a high official, I will eat steamed buns every meal. B: Then I eat a big bowl of beef noodles every day. C: If I become an official, no one is allowed to pick up the excrement in the village. It belongs to me alone! 9. One night in the college dormitory, a classmate was rubbing his eyes. Another classmate said: The magazine said that rubbing the eyes may remove the cornea. At this time, the phone was turned on, and the classmate who was rubbing his eyes said: Ah! My cornea was rubbed off! 10. Two colleagues got drunk after drinking. One of them rolled his tongue and said: Everything I see is double-layered. The other one quickly took out a ten yuan note from his pocket and said: This is the twenty yuan I pay you back.

11. The Minister of Family Planning went to the countryside for a census and asked the farmers: Do you know why close relatives cannot get married? The old farmer smiled honestly and replied: Haha... I'm too familiar with it, I'm embarrassed to do it. 12. A group of people went camping at the beach. On the way, there was a buddy who kept eating fried soybeans. Everyone was afraid that he would fart because he ate too much, so they advised him not to eat anymore. His reply was: You will set up camp later, and I will go to the sea to fry fish for you! 13. It is said that a doctor went to a restaurant to eat, and the waiter handed him the menu. When the doctor saw the waiter’s hand scratching behind his buttocks, he said casually: You must have hemorrhoids! The waiter said politely: Sir, please order from the menu. Are you happy?