Classic funny sentences.

There is only a wall between them, and they have never met each other, because one always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator.

Xiaoxian Zeng

If you don't respect me, I respect you. If you don't respect me, I will still respect you. If you don't respect me, I'll waste you.

Mcdull

I'm not an expert and scholar, I'm just a pathfinder, I'm a landmine walker, and I may die at any time.

yi zhongtian

His sword is cold, so is his knife, his heart is cold and his blood is cold. . . Grandson is frozen.

Degang Guo

A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are in, and a bad teacher can take you directly to the presidential suite.

Degang Guo

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

Feng Gong

You will never see my loneliest time, because I am loneliest when I can't see you.

Feng Gong

There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

Han Han

Shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, and you dig your nose to eat! ? Eat shit.

Stephen Chow

I really love you, I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

Jing M.Guo

There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why not go? There are not many searches and the quality of sentences is not good.

Feng Gong

The American goddess, with a torch in one hand and a book in the other, told us to study even if there was a power failure.

Feng Gong

You go first. I'll leave when my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.

Stephen Chow

If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.

Do you think I'll watch you die? Absolutely not. I close my eyes.

Zhou Libo

The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, and his name is wet dream Amitabha. I came with the wind and went with it.

Stephen Chow

The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

Han Han

The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

Han Han

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Zhou Libo

Cry if you want, and laugh happily. Don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world.

Mcdull

Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

Han Han

If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

Mcdull

If you want to know a man thoroughly, you'd better be his friend, not his lover.

Don't be confused, don't fall in love, don't be afraid of the future, don't think about the past, so be safe.

Marriage is the grave of love-without a house, you can't even get into the grave.

Degang Guo

When you fall down with only one drop of blood, ask Brother Zeng to come back to life in the same place.

Ziqiao Lv

If you choose 45 to look up at others, don't blame others for looking down on you.

Feng Gong

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.