Very funny nonsense, very literary sentences.

Very funny nonsense literary sentence (1) 1. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when drinking hot water.

2. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

I agree with your speech very much, no matter what the content is.

As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

5. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.

6. When you finished your dinner, you had already eaten in the evening.

7. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

8. What can I say? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

9. I want to talk when you say this.

10. The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave is pushed by the back wave.

1 1. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

12. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

13. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

14. Recalling yesterday is like yesterday.

15. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

16. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

17. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.

18. One revolution of the earth is equal to seven days.

19. Lost a minute in the past 60 seconds.

The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

Very funny nonsense literary sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. When you have heard this, you will have heard it.

22. I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

23. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

24. Every minute a person breathes, he loses a minute of his life.

25. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

26. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life is reduced by one minute.

27. What you say is irrelevant, not at all.

28. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.

29. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

30.congratulations! I congratulate you!

3 1. I was awake before falling asleep.

32. I have been back for half my life.

Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

35. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

36. I can fry three dishes, one fried tomato, one fried tomato and one fried tomato.

I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

39. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

40. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.

Very funny nonsense literary sentence (article 3) 4 1. Your mother must have been pregnant before giving birth to you.

The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

43. November will come after October.

According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before his life.

45. If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

46.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

47. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

48. There is love in heaven, and the right path on earth is the right path.

49. The survey shows that a person will only be born once in his life.

50. People can't stretch when they can't.

5 1. Listening to your fart is just like listening.

You waste as much time as you read these words.

53. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

54. If you fall from the floor of 100, there should be an accident without an accident.

55. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are only two.

56. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.

57. After you click like, you will find that I like another one.

58. When people can't stretch out, they often can't.

59. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

60. Who would have thought his height 180cm when he stood up?

Sixty classic sentences of sand sculpture funny nonsense literary works

Classic sentences of sand sculpture funny nonsense 1 1. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

If I'm not mistaken, I must be right.

When I first went to America, I was shocked. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

If you jump from the tenth floor and nothing happens, then something should happen to you.

As long as you have some skills, you can't have no skills at all.

6.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

7. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

8. The last time I felt so funny was the last time.

9. If you are right, you should be right.

10. Do you know that people sleep with their eyes closed?

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12. When a person dies, he will never live again.

13. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

14. This young man is very handsome with a nose and two eyes.

15. If you get up so late every time, you get up very late.

16. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

17. My family lost two cows, one white and the other white.

18. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

19. If there is no accident, it should be an accident.

20. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

Funny nonsense of sand sculpture. Classic sentence 2 2 1. Do you know that people can live to death?

22. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

23. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.

According to the survey, a person will only be born once in his life.

25. The last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.

I was shocked when I went to country X for the first time. I have never seen so many X people in any country.

27. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.

28. We will know tomorrow.

29. People can't stretch when they can't.

If you are my sister, we are sisters.

3 1. In fact, it can be pleasing when it is not annoying.

32. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

33. If you fall from the floor of 100, there should be an accident without an accident.

34. You look as if you are eating.

35. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

36. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

37. If I can understand, I won't.

38. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

39. Ginger is still old.

40. There is such a bright light at the foot of my bed. It may be moonlight.

Funny nonsense from sand sculpture classic sentence 3 4 1 I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

42. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

43. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I know what you mean.

44. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

45. You have been back for half your life.

46. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

47.24 hours of cold knowledge, one day passed.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

49. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

50. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

5 1. Even if King Lao comes, King Lao also comes.

52. I am extremely angry!

53. If you don't order, you can't order.

54. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are only two.

55. There is love in heaven, and the right path on earth is the right path.

56. You are really beautiful. There are no more or less eyes, just two.

57. congratulations I congratulate you!

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.

59. The law of stocks has been found, either rising or falling.

60. People should have dreams. Only when you have a dream can you become a real dreamer.

Excerpts from humorous sand sculptures from classic quotations

Nonsense from humorous sand sculpture (1) 1. I will live to death.

2. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

You can't make a phone call if the cell phone is dead.

People can't stretch when they can't stretch.

The last time I saw this sentence was the last time.

6. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

7. Why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

8. I'm just a little fat, or I'm thin.

9. I have a good job, but it's a bit bad.

10. Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.

1 1. Everyone knows that you are beautiful and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

12. I want to talk when you say that.

13. I remember when I read your last article.

14. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

15. Hello everyone. As you can see, I am a living person.

16. I hope our next meeting is next time.

17. The last time I thought it was so funny was the last time.

Nonsense from humorous sand sculptures (2) 18. Do you know that people need to breathe to live?

19. Not seen for seven days, such as every other week.

20. Is the victim of this car accident injured?

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

22. This tomato smells like a tomato.

23. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

24. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

26. If you have no date, you should still be single.

27. You can only win, not win.

28. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

30. The pig was alive before it died.

3 1. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

Who would have thought that this boy 10 was only 5 years old five years ago.

33. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese.

34. Young people, don't be too young.

Nonsense from humorous sand sculpture (3) 35. If you fall from the floor of 100, something should happen.

Suddenly see this sentence, suddenly see this sentence.

37. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

38. Is the deceased injured?

Before it dies, it should be alive.

40. This incident caused a great uproar and spread wildly all over the world. It's really big, but it's not particularly big. If it is small, it is not particularly small. I think it's still quite big, not particularly big, but not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big. I don't think it's that big, but when you say it's small, it's not small.

4 1. The survey shows that a person will only be born once in his life.

42. This potato looks like a potato.

43. Tomorrow's weather forecast will tell you the weather tomorrow.

44. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

45. If you don't order, you can't order.

46. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.

47. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

48. You are really beautiful. There are no more or less eyes, just two.

49. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.

50. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.

Funny nonsense from sand sculpture: a collection of 50 classic literary quotations.

Funny nonsense from sand sculpture, a classic literary quotation 1 Sure enough, good-looking people are beautiful.

2. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

If you are not bald, you should have a lot of hair.

We all know that cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wing

You wasted as much time as you read these words.

You know, today is yesterday's tomorrow.

I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

8. In fact, it is quite easy if you are not tired at work.

9. When a person dies, he can no longer live.

10. Three sentences, let men listen to me three sentences.

1 1. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

12. I remember, but I just can't remember.

13. Congratulations on being congratulated by me!

14. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

15. When blood collapses, there is not a snowflake that does not collapse.

16. In addition to your shortcomings, you have advantages.

17. Only win, not win.

18. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

19. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to eating 20 bowls of rice.

20. The last time you say this sentence is the last time.

2 1. Very angry when extremely angry.

No matter what the content is, if it makes sense, what you say makes sense.

23. If a person is killed, he will die.

24. Nothing meaningful is meaningless.

25. This is my father and I am his son.

26. Every time you turn on your mobile phone, there will be an extra reminder.

27. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

28. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

29. I'll just say a few words about this, as long as you understand. In short, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it, but that's what it means. You don't have to guess if you don't know. This kind of thing is more common. I just want to say that I know everything. If I don't know, I won't explain much. After all, it's good to know.

Do you know people sleep with their eyes closed?

3 1. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

32. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.

34. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.

35. Advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, it will save thousands, and then use the saved thousands to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

36. This fish is alive until it dies.

37. I wonder if you have noticed that winter is really much colder than summer.

38. November will come after October.

39. You put this aside and this aside, which is like talking.

40. Cicada's wings are very thin. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

4 1. You look good if you are not ugly.

42. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

43. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

44. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

45. Before it dies, it should be alive.

46. As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

47. Listening to you is like listening to words.

48. Do you find it much hotter in summer than in winter?

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.