★I realize that I haven’t laughed for a long time. Who can make me laugh right away? ★

1. One day my husband suddenly looked at my face carefully and asked me: "You don't have freckles on your face!" I answered no. He then said, "Then what do you do with lark? There's such a big bottle." (I kept a bottle of Prequel body lotion in the bathroom to apply on my body) I was speechless.

2. My husband is even more disgusting. He calls everything I put on my face "makeup". So when I take off my makeup at night, he always asks me, "Why do you still put on makeup at night?" ?" I corrected it many times but couldn't change it.

3. Sometimes at night, LG would rub his face on my face, and he would moan, "I'll apply some too, it's so expensive." ......

When I was applying body lotion after taking a shower, LG held a certain area on my body with his hands, "Don't apply it here, or you won't be able to bite it" @_@!! < /p>

4. One day I saw LG actually pouring a lot of my expensive essence and smearing it on his face. I yelled, but he said dismissively: "I wouldn't even bother if I hadn't run out of Vaseline." Use this!”

5. I saw that LG’s eyelashes were very long, so I applied mascara on him. After applying it, he said sweetly: “Is it so long that you can put a toothpick in it?” Right? ”

6. I’m using Darphin’s blackhead cleansing lotion these days, and when I go to bed at night, LG says, “I have to face your bomb-blasted face again” < /p>

Haha, the smell of blackhead cleansing lotion is sulfur

7. Thinking of the time when he was dating his BF, wearing exquisite makeup and not being kissed by him, he smacked his lips Mouth, I said to me, your face tastes so good, why are your lips sweet? Could it be that you put honey on it (because the lipstick I put on is orange flavored), haha

There are also I have been obsessed with perfume for a while, and I use different perfumes every day. One night I caught a cold and farted in the bed (I’m sorry). I tried my best to cover my nose with the quilt. I have always been the most disgusted when I was in bed. My BF who farted unexpectedly didn’t react, and even sniffed me, and then continued to sleep with me in his arms. I couldn’t hold on and asked him strangely, and then he came to his senses and beat me up. Haha, he thought it was me who wiped me. The smell of the perfume, and I sniffed it hard for a few times, haha

8. Hoho, my BF is the same. In fact, he usually doesn’t like me wearing makeup, but he suddenly gave me 3 blue kombo candy mouthpieces, which made me Excited, he even said that he "tasted" them one by one, and later found out that he had eaten all the lip gloss during the kiss. He was really cunning and cunning

9. The only time I went out with my BF to get dressed After my BF kissed my face, I told him that I had put on foundation (he actually couldn't tell), and then he yelled "I'm poisoned"

10. Occasionally I put on makeup, and my BF was very opposed to it. , what you say is natural is good, don’t change it, otherwise it will be an attempt to murder your husband! He believes that foundation, lipstick, and other products contain poisonous substances. He doesn’t know which of his bad friends instilled this idea in him. He also always likes to rub on my face, and occasionally when I talk about him, he will feel aggrieved and say that his treatment is not as good as his dog Wangcai^0^

11.lg is quite good He is very studious. Every time he goes shopping with me, he always asks me questions. He also has a good memory, so after such a long time, his theoretical level has become quite good.

Once he saw me using dark blush on both sides of my face, he said proudly: Did your face become swollen from sleeping today and you need to use this to touch up it? Look at what you are doing now and I will know why!

Now he is also the fanshion boss of a boy’s bbs. He often teaches newbies how to wash their face, moisturize, control oil and so on. He feels quite authoritative there, how funny!

12. One time I was looking in the mirror and said, "Oh, the pores on my face are so big." My husband looked up from the newspaper and said, "Yeah, they are really big." It’s so big that you can put a toothpick on it.” . . Khan

13. Once my husband called me to tell me that his female boss came back from Hong Kong and gave him a box of cosmetics. I asked him what brand it was, and he proudly said it was LANCOME. I said look at it. Is it clear? Do you know what LANCOME is? He said disdainfully: Are you kidding me? Don’t I know what you use every day? , I brought it back in the evening and saw that it was Clinique facial soap.

14. And my dad, my mom used the bottle of EL essence cream on her hands. She applied it a lot and said it wasn’t very useful. It’s not as good as Meijia Jing. Me and I Mom was speechless beside me

15. One morning I opened my eyes and saw my BF looking at me affectionately. Seeing that I was awake, he said in a gentle voice: "On your face , and there are a lot of little black spots on my nose, it’s so pretty.”

16. Once he kissed my face on the street, and I said I was wearing sunscreen, so he put it on my face. He raised his head and bared his teeth to the sky. When I asked him what he was doing, he said sun protection.

17. Every time I don’t want to use any skin care products, or if I stock up too much and it’s about to expire, I throw it to my BF, and he’s happy with it. Or I give him some when I’m making a facial mask. At first, he’s like I have to refuse, and I will never leave the room after applying it. It seems like I am used to it now.

In the past, he could do everything with just one soap, but now it’s different. Shower gel, body lotion, facial mask, facial cleanser, scrub, toner, night cream, day cream, everything. lack. Just forget it all the time. His friends always scolded him after finding out, but he said that this was about "enjoying a refined life under the care of the Party Central Committee."

Recently, he has become obsessed with Yu Meijing's Night Balance Lotion, saying it is the most cost-effective product. But after using so many things, he is still dark, but he doesn't have acne anymore.

............

This provides a sufficient reason for my waste.

18. Every time I told him that I was in a bad mood, he would say: Then I will buy you PP, so don’t be unhappy. When he went abroad, he often reported to me the local promotions and told me all day long: LANCOME gave me gift packages, do you want to buy them? whee. By the way, another time I asked him to buy concealer for me, and he actually picked the darkest color, which was dark brown. I asked him why, and he said: This color has the most left, it must be new. Goods, fresh. I'm just speechless.

19. Take out a box of yogurt from the refrigerator and say, wife, please apply it on your face. I didn't want to move at that time, so I told him, "You can eat first, and I will apply the remaining bit after eating." He said, this is not good, it is better for my wife to apply it first, and then I can eat it after applying it. I said, "Then just lie on my face and lick it." He thought about it and said, "Let's forget it."

The last time I bought a pancake from Maxfactor, he took the receipt and said in confusion: Wife, we didn’t buy a pancake. Don’t you like it? I was educated: That’s pressed powder! He himself said there: Why are there cosmetics with such strange names?

20. As soon as my husband saw me trimming my eyebrows, he rushed over and beat me, and he got angry. I think it looks great after the trimming, because my natural eyebrows are long, messy, and drooping. So I asked my husband, why not let me practice it occasionally? It is so tangible after the practice. My husband said, I just liked your eyebrows before, how beautiful they were, like a birthday girl. ~~~~~~~dizzy~~~~, and became more determined to practice.

21. When LG saw me putting on skin care products, he would sing: "Poison" you can play a thousand times and never get tired of it....

When LG saw me putting on makeup very slowly, he would say: Have you finished painting the skin?

22. When I went out with my husband that day, I casually said that I wanted to buy some loose powder. He looked at me seriously and said, "Honey, have you no money recently?"

I was puzzled, so he continued: "Otherwise, why would you buy bulk powder?"

Halo~

23. The most common thing my LG says is ' It's okay, just buy it, it will be credited to the maintenance cost anyway'. All the skin care products I bought were for maintenance in his eyes...

And he used to major in polymer materials and engineering, so he said those things were all chemicals and it would be harmful if used too much. good.

I insist on using Dabao, haha~

I found that most boys have no idea about these things. I told him before that many people on OL praised Clarins. One time when I went to Chenxi Department Store, he pulled me and said, "I found it." La, I found it, LP, let’s go there and take a look. Isn’t that what you often say? I looked up and saw that it was the PAYOT counter... He insisted on explaining that the words were the same...

24 . I was playing with applying mascara to my BF. After applying one eyelash, he looked left and right in the mirror, and then said with a surprised look: My eyelashes

have grown longer!

I said of course, the purpose of applying mascara is to make eyelashes grow longer. Otherwise, what do you think I am doing by applying it in front of the mirror every day...

He was surprised. I continued to look in the mirror in the bathroom.

After a while, I heard him scream outside: My eyelashes have been washed off!!

He usually cares a lot about his eyes. He had eyelashes that were 1.5 centimeters long. I thought it was bad. Don’t hate me because I lost his eyelashes. I quickly shouted: Don’t rub it too hard! I’ll wash it for you!

Run over. At first glance, I thought, bah bah bah, his eyelashes are fine, but they just washed off the part where the mascara was applied to lengthen them. He actually thought that after applying mascara once, the eyelashes were really that long.

25. Once, after a quarrel and reconciliation with my BF, in order to please me, my BF called me and said: LANCOME is doing an event in their mall

and asked me to go and have a look. I thought something strange. , LANCOME is not available in their mall, I ran to take a look, and it was empty. . . It's L'Oreal. . .

26. My LG often says when I buy cosmetics: It’s not expensive, just buy it and pay for it with your own money.

27. Once JJ brought me a large can of 500 grams of white mud from Hong Kong, which cost about more than 200. I think it's a good deal. Ask bf

The company has to courier it to my sister. When I get back, bf asks what it is?

I’m talking about Bai Niya who makes faces! It’s a great deal, only over 200!

The bf was amazed, what! A can of mud costs more than 200! Is there any mistake?

28. I once asked my BF to help me buy something from LOREAL in the mall. I was worried that I didn’t know the brand and wanted to tell him how to spell it. However, he proudly said that I didn’t need to tell him, he knew, and it passed. Yes, I received a call from him in the mall and said, "Honey, I'm at the Eurasia counter now. What do you want?"

I haven't answered yet, but as a result, BA's voice came over the phone and said "Sir, this is Olay, Olay"

I fainted on the spot.

Another morning, I used a suction cup, but he wanted to use it too. I had no choice but to suck it for him. As a result, he sucked a lot of things out. He was very happy and kept sucking, no matter how hard he urged it. I didn’t wash it off and just breathed it in. The final result was that we were late for work that morning and fainted~

29. I like to spray perfume in the air, and then use the "perfume mist" “Make a few turns. One day when I was walking around, I saw LG looking at me in confusion and said, "What are you doing? Are you trying to bite your own tail like a dog?"

30. He doesn't like to use those bottles and cans of things. , but I am most concerned about whether there are products to remove blackheads. Once I bought a pink cleansing CD and used it. One morning, he couldn't help but ask me, how about this product? I said you should use it yourself. After using it for a while, my face seems to be much cleaner. After that, he consciously used cleansing products to wash his face.

Once he told me that a female colleague opposite him in the office said she hated men who used facial cleanser the most. I asked him if he said you use it every day. He said: Of course I didn’t say that.

31. This time it’s not my husband, it’s my dad. That time I smeared green mud on my face. When my dad saw it, he quickly went to tell my mom: "Look, your family is big." The lady smeared stinky tofu on her face~~~~

32. When my boyfriend saw me making green clay, he said, "The U.S. Marines are here!" "-_-!

33. Ig called my bodyshop's peach shower gel "peach potion", and I corrected it 100 times but still can't get it back.

34. My classmate I gave his father a bottle of BOSS, and he sprayed it in the toilet. After spraying it, he said: This smells really better than air freshener... I feel so dizzy.

35. My LG calls me "investing" when I put things on my face. Every day when I apply various skin care products, he asks me "Are you investing in your face again?" "How many types and layers do you want to apply? It's better to mix them all at once and apply them all at once."

36. Thinking back to the time when a JJ's BF didn't understand why there were so many kinds of cosmetics, he thought "They all come out of the same pot"~

37. Once when I was walking on the road with my BF, my BF suddenly said, you are the one who wears the most makeup among all the women I know. I was stunned, but I kept my face blank all the time. I immediately jumped up and shouted: I don't have any! He said that every time I take a shower, I have to rub a lot of stuff on my body and face, even on my feet. I would say that is called skin care! Not makeup! He said that he believed that anything he put on his face was makeup, and he insisted on his opinion! Lost to him!

38. My LG said, I will lick as much as you apply.

39. The pigs of my family say that women are plasterers and they put all kinds of creams, creams and mud on their faces.