Collect cold jokes! The more the better!

There are two sausages in the refrigerator.

Long time no see.

One shook it with a sausage: "Wow! It's so cold ~ ~ ~! "

Another sausage was surprised and said, "Hey? So you can talk? "

Once upon a time, there was a hedgehog paddling on a steamboat, paddling made it leak.

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew.

There is a pumpkin. It fell into a bowl of soup and became pumpkin soup! !

Penguins and bears are boring.

There is a penguin who has nothing to do, so he plucks his own hair for fun. When he finishes plucking, he says, It's really cold.

There is a polar bear. He has nothing to do. He pulled out his hair for fun. He pulled them all out. He said that penguins are right. ...

A hot day in summer.

Two bananas are walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot: "He said, it's so hot, I want to take off my clothes." As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

The child was crying on the side of the road, and his father said, "Good boy! Don't cry, dad will take you to the vegetable market to watch others eat sugar! "