Interesting stories about celebrities

1, Cai Yuanpei's marriage advertisement

Cai Yuanpei, a native of Shaoxing, Zhejiang, was the most famous educator in modern China. He used to be president of Peking University, supervisor of Kuomintang and president of Academia Sinica. He is not only a scholar in Qing Dynasty, but also an honorary doctor of law from new york University and a doctor of literature from Lyon University.

He is also a pioneer who dares to reform. When Cai Yuanpei was a school supervisor, his original wife Wang died of illness, and many people acted as his second wife. Cai Yuanpei publicly put forward the conditions for marriage, saying: first, no foot binding; Second, literacy; Third, after a man dies, a woman can remarry.

Fourth, men don't marry; 5. Couples can divorce if they disagree. When his five standards for marriage were published, it caused a great sensation at that time. Later, I finally found a like-minded partner, Miss Huang, the apple of Mr. Huang Erxuan's eye in Jiangxi.

After marriage, the two have a good relationship, which can be described as mutual respect. When they got married, Cai Yuanpei advocated not having a new house, but only giving lectures. This is really a special occasion. Cai Yuanpei is an unsmiling scholar, but he is also very funny when he is in the mood.

One year, he held a "soup cake party" for his little son. A Peking University alumnus who had just returned from overseas smiled and asked him, "When I went abroad, I often asked my husband about his wedding banquet. Today, when I came back, my husband and I made a soup cake party, which was very delicious.

I just don't understand. Mr. Wang is very old, but sometimes he is happy. What is the reason? Cai Yuanpei smiled all over his face and replied unhurriedly, "Nothing, it's just a carefully studied method." When this sentence came out, he burst into laughter.

2. Duan's Go addiction.

Duan is one of the northern warlords. After Yuan Shikai failed to proclaim himself emperor, he organized a responsible cabinet. Duan's biggest hobby is playing Go, which is personal. He needs someone to play chess with him as soon as he gets up every day, all year round, uninterrupted.

Therefore, famous chess players in China at that time, such as Gu Bingru and Liu Dihuai, all became Duan's Go consultants, and they often stayed together. However, Duan's chess skills are not brilliant.

Although the Japanese once awarded him the title of "seven honors", in fact, his skills can only be regarded as the first paragraph at most. He is old, becoming an official, and the competition is more intense, so he can only lose, but he can't win, but he can't lose too much.

If he loses too much, he will be suspicious again. Doubt was deliberately given to him, which was tantamount to giving him a serious insult. Therefore, anyone who is invited to play games by Duan is as uncomfortable as eating Rhizoma Coptidis, so we must make a comprehensive plan in advance.

The result can only be lost to one or two children, which will make Duan feel happy. Duan always wins games with others and wins international reputation seven times, so he thinks he lost for no reason.

It happened that his son refused to admit defeat. Whenever father and son fight, his son always kills Laozi. He was so angry that he scolded him: "you can't do anything but play chess!" "

His son said unscrupulously, "I can't play chess either. I won't let you if others let you!" " "I was so angry that I raised my hand to play for a while, but he still didn't give up. He insisted on playing again until he turned the tables.

Obviously, Lao Tzu finally won because his son wanted to get rid of the entanglement as soon as possible, so he had to make a move and get away with it.

3. Zhang Taiyan's quirks

Zhang Taiyan, whose name is Bing Lin, is a saint and a madman. He is a famous thinker, revolutionary and master of Chinese studies in modern China. He is arrogant, pedantic and abusive. There are many anecdotes and quirks in his life.

He has a well-known quirk that he doesn't take a bath for three months. The nose suffers from rhinitis and has a thick runny nose all the year round. When you speak, your nasal voice is very heavy, and your mouth is full of Yuhang dialect, and your words are unclear. Others don't know what to say.

He likes to leave his fingernails long and black, and he doesn't feel uncomfortable at all. He also has a hobby, that is, he likes to eat smelly things. Among them, stinky tofu is an essential dish for three meals a day. Others dare not smell it, but it is so sweet.

He doesn't like changing clothes either. He often has lice on his clothes. Zhang Taiyan traveled to give lectures, and his wife told his entourage to change clothes at any time, so he often quarreled with his entourage, thinking that this was an interference with his personal freedom.

However, followers did not show weakness, and often forced Zhang Taiyan to change clothes. Zhang Taiyan likes smoking, but he doesn't put cigarette butts in his mouth like others, but most of a cigarette in his mouth.

Tan Xing sometimes talks while smoking, and the smoke burns to his lips. He pats his mouth painfully and spits out embers, as if performing magic. Sometimes a cigarette butt accidentally fell on his trousers and burned his leg, causing him to yell "ghost smoke".

But he still wears those pants with skylight. He is famous for swearing and often criticizes Sun Yat-sen. But when he scolds Sun Yat-sen, others can only listen, not dare to answer, let alone agree. If someone agrees that he scolded Sun Yat-sen well, slap that person immediately.

He said, "What are you? Premier (Sun Yat-sen) is a first-rate great man in China. Who dares to scold him except me? " In his later years, due to poor health and spirit, Zhang Taiyan wrote to his good friend Jiang Guanyun, saying, "I have been down and out for decades, and I am still fine now.

God wants to leave one more person to talk. "Jiang wrote back:" It's not the weather that leaves one person to talk, but one person to eat. " After reading Zhang Taiyan, he was amazed.

4. Gu Weijun smells good.

Gu Weijun was the most famous professional diplomat in modern China. He studied abroad first, then went abroad, and settled in America in his later years. However, many of his living habits are still China's.

The strangest thing is that he likes to eat stinky pickles and pickles produced in his hometown, such as stinky tofu, stinky cucumber, fermented bean curd and stinky shrimp sauce. And he never forgets every meal. When Gu Weijun was the ambassador to France, he was worried that there was no stinky tofu in Paris.

So there are many pots and pans in the luggage, which contain all kinds of smelly vegetables. When we arrived at the dock, the smelly goods were unfortunately discovered by the customs inspectors. At that time, we panicked and put on epidemic prevention masks one after another, as if a catastrophe was imminent.

When Gu Weijun saw that something was wrong, he calmly stepped forward and tried his best to dispel the misunderstanding of the Frenchman with his eloquence. He exaggerated the beauty of stinky tofu and other stinky goods, and said that stinky goods really have the power of epidemic prevention.

In the face of "epidemic prevention products", it is really funny to wear an epidemic prevention mask. The French were tongue-tied and didn't argue. They repeatedly apologized, and the "smelly goods" were openly transported into the China Embassy.

5. Huang Kan ridiculed the "new method of castrating pigs"

When Huang Kan was teaching at Jinling University, Zhang Guoqiang had just returned from studying in the United States, obtained a doctorate in agriculture, and served as the dean of the Agricultural College of Jinling University. One day, Zhang Guoqiang was in a good mood, and posted a poster "A New Method of Castigating Pigs". At that time, teachers and students of the whole school will visit more, and Huang Kan will join in the fun.

But I don't know if Zhang Zhiyuan didn't go home from technical study, or because there were too many people watching, he panicked for a while, and the pig's stomach was broken, but the ovaries could not be found. Finally, the castrated pig became a butcher. Huang Kan see in the eye, smile in my heart. He went back to the classroom and wrote a word on the blackboard, laughing at the so-called "new method of castrating pigs".

Between the lines: Good times are especially good, and students come to the capital together. Good news spread, posters were posted, and the president of the Ming Dynasty executed castration! The second farmer took one of them, and the bundle was turned over and separated in the opposite order.

Listen, Dean, roll up your sleeves and try your kung fu. Where do you know the ovaries? I can't see it on the left. What about the right? If Whiteblade goes on, he will die! It seems that this doctor is not as good as a butcher! Huang Kan's poems are very funny, which makes readers laugh.