Tonight’s post-80s talk show lines

1. Those who do not help others when they fall will surely have no one to help them when they fall down in the future.

2. When the book is in use, you will miss it. If you don’t use insoles, you should rest your feet.

3. Every time the subway opens, a few people fall out. I decided to bring a pot of cactus to work, and when I got off the subway, I saw it was aloe vera.

4. My nose is stuffy and I can’t hear clearly.

5. Take out a cigarette, shout at the volcano, and light it for me.

6. Encountered robbery by a taxi driver: Special young man: You can do anything. Can you stop the meter first?

7. Ordinary people have no special requirements. We just want to live a life like employees of state-owned enterprises.

8. You are like F11, you are always there, you just don’t know what to do with it. You could say I look like F4.

9. No one has starved to death in the past six years, and no professor has been beaten; the city wall of Beijing has not been demolished to this day.

10. With such a lighter, you expect others to borrow it.

11. A successful woman will make her husband never feel safe.

12. Being a loser in love is already too much. What does the price mean? Who said I failed in love? Where did I fail?

13. Someone asked me at the airport, buddy, do you have a lighter? I said yes, here it is. Oh, disposable, I also have zippo.

14. I have always said that jokes are a loser's game. Who would listen to the joke when there are beautiful women watching? Who can tell jokes when there are beautiful women watching?

15. Stop, stop, stop, give the bird’s stomach back. Who was that person who ate 4 box lunches backstage just now?

16. Saying everything is destiny is an excuse for the weak; saying everything is luck is the humility of the strong.

17. Nowadays, there are people renting boyfriends and girlfriends online. How can parents identify real boyfriends and fake boyfriends? Ask him at the dinner table, have the infectious diseases of our children been passed on to you? Those who say nothing is wrong are lies, but those who jump up suddenly are true.

18. Dear Earthquake and Volcano, it is not scary as long as you are here, because you are more scary.

19. Celebrities act as guest stars, while you act as walk-on actors.

20. Everyone has advantages at work, but they all hate one person called the leader.

21. Spider-Man, like thousands of us, can only live in the city and cannot survive in the countryside. Only in the city can there be more opportunities.

22. Earn money from selling cabbage, but only care about selling white powder.

23. Setting off firecrackers is to drive away the fear of the unknown future, such as when you get married.

24. Look at the film you made. Of course, the film was pretty good. All the failures in it should have been your own experiences.

25. Fatty Wang Jianguo, Lai Bao, Dandan.

26. Try there is a place I want to take you to. That place has beautiful lights, a very good atmosphere, and private rooms. The most important thing is, if we go together, There will be a little ***.

27. As long as you are willing to use skills and are willing to take the mixture, there is no paladin that cannot be killed.

28. I don’t have credibility. I do. I have a bird’s stomach. Look, have I lost weight recently?

29. Let’s not talk about acting skills for now, but the life of a bachelor is very miserable. For rich and powerful people like us, who are rich, handsome and rich, they also have connotation, eloquence and eloquence. Knowledge, talent is great, knowledge is rich.

30. Let’s talk about Lu Xun’s meaning and that. In fact, people just want to make some money and eat noodles.

31. There is a split-disc version of crosstalk and a gun version. Ours is the gun version because we have laughter.

32. Everyone has loved being a civil servant throughout the ages. In ancient times, it was relatively simple, just cut them off with a knife.

33. Hello everyone, let’s come to class today. I’m not going to talk about Fashion today. What I’m going to talk about today is LOVE.

34. My wife always asks me: Husband, why are there always a few clothes in our wardrobe? Yes: you always buy skirts.

35. Wang Jianguo: I was bitten by a dog. Can I become a dog hero? You are a rabid dog.

36. I am here with you. What else could happen to your family?

37. From the first day of stock trading, my seniority has declined. When I meet anyone who asks me how the stock is doing: it is down.

38. Forget it, let me tell you, this is wrong anyway. The key is that your film only teaches female bachelors how to fall in love.

39. Oh my God, I am ready to develop into the kung fu world, right? You don’t know how painful this punch is! Sister Hold: No, I do it gently.

40. The three vulgarities will always live in the hearts of the three vulgar people.

41. The Four Shoes - gelatin, milk, jelly, and capsules.

42. Office workers have a hard time. The salary is monthly, but the workload does not include traffic.

43. Nowadays, girls in their twenties are marrying old men in their forties or fifties, so what should we do? Let’s wait until we are in our forties or fifties before marrying someone in their twenties.

44. There was another aftershock in Japan. This time there was not much damage and no deaths. What does this mean? This shows: the sequel is not as good as the first episode.

45. The goddess said: I have level 10 piano, level 6 clarinet, and level 8 English. What are your specialties? Wang Jianguo thought for a long time: I am over 60 level in World of Warcraft.

46. The recently popular saying "having money means being willful" is simply nonsense. Think about it, we were also very willful when we were children. We were all very poor, and we were still very poor. Since I got to know money when I grew up, I am no longer willful because I only care about money.