Please tell me a short joke. Make your girlfriend smile

1. If you are not happy, I will care for you. If you feel unhappy, I will care for you. Trouble, then I will turn off the phone...

2. A: What does postdoc mean? B: You don’t know? She is the doctor’s wife! A: Why? B: Because the emperor’s wife is called the queen. The king’s wife is called the queen, and the doctor’s wife is of course called the postdoc!

3. There were two people who had been in love for many years, but could not be together. One day there was an earthquake, and they finally got together. that is. ceiling and floor.

4. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife called, and she said she wanted to kiss you on the phone." Boss: "You collect it for me first, and come over and give it to me later."

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5. Women’s outlook on mate selection: Handsome men are valuable, and middle-aged men are worth more. If a rich man is around, both can be thrown away. Views on spouse selection for left-over women: The house and car have to be put aside, the watermelon is lost and sesame seeds are picked up, the market price drops sharply, do whatever you want!

6. Xiao Zhang brought a large bottle of urine for testing. Laboratory tests showed "no abnormalities". Xiao Wang came home and announced: My girlfriend and I don’t have diabetes, nor do my parents, nor my grandfather, and we are all in good health.

7. In summer, the temperature is soaring, the enthusiasm is high, and the heart is irritable; the work is busy but the efficiency is plummeting. Without the companionship of the summer cooling fee, I will change my thoughts several times. You are indispensable for cooling down and relieving the heat, the lovely summer cooling fee.

8. A man was constipated when he went to the toilet. Suddenly, he saw a person running in. Suddenly it was windy and rainy. "Brother, I'm so envious of you, so fast. "Why are you envious? You haven't taken off your pants yet."

9. Dear wife, do you still remember the happy times when we were young? It's been a long time since I sent you flowers. You, you have been working hard for the family, I am here to send you a bouquet of flowers via text message, my wife, you have worked hard!

10. When a buddy got married, he was blocked at the door and stuffed with red envelopes. When it was over, the groom didn’t even open the door, so he called his stupid wife in. It was all our family’s money. When the bride heard this, she thought, OK, and ran to open the door.