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The law and order in Cixi, Ningbo is really "good"! ! ! Cixi is a place where thieves are kept.
Classification: people's livelihood >> Law
Problem description:
How to do a good job of public security in Cixi, the police chief is really "green"! There are really too many thieves. I stole two motorcycles in five years! ! Friends around me asked, is there anyone who has been driving for more than 5 years and has never stolen a motorcycle!
After the car was reported stolen, the police station can get it back. I've never heard of it! ! This situation will last forever! Tell a joke: If you know the head of a gangster, the car will come back soon! ! !
Analysis:
You can't kill a boatload of people with a stick.
I am in Wuxi
I have a friend.
Stole six bicycles in half a year.
Can you say that Wuxi has poor public security?
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