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Return the jade to Zhao intact-return it to its original owner.

During the Warring States Period, the King of Zhao got a precious treasure jade "He Shi Bi". After knowing this, the king of Qin wrote a letter and sent someone to see the king of Zhao, saying that the king of Qin was willing to exchange fifteen cities for this treasure jade.

The prince of Zhao read the letter and thought that the king of Qin always wanted to take advantage and refused to suffer. Why are you so generous this time? If you don't agree, you are afraid of Qin's attack. If you agree, you are afraid of being cheated. He couldn't make up his mind, so he consulted with the ministers. Ministers can't think of any good way.

Knowing this, Lin Xiangru said to the prince of Zhao, "Your Majesty, let me take' He Shibi' to the king of Qin, and I will play it by ear when I get there. If the king of Qin refuses to exchange fifteen cities, I will definitely bring back' Heshibi' intact. " Knowing that Lin Xiangru was a brave and witty man, the prince of Zhao agreed to go.

When Lin Xiangru arrived in Qin, the king of Qin greeted him in the palace. Lin Xiangru dedicated his "Harmony" to the King of Qin. The king of Qin took it and looked left and right. He likes it very much. After he finished reading it, he handed it to the ministers one by one and then to the beautiful women in the harem.

Lin Xiangru stood there alone, waiting for a long time, but he didn't see the king of Qin ceding fifteen cities, knowing that the king of Qin didn't have the sincerity to exchange these cities for Baoyu. But Baoyu has been in the hands of the king of Qin. How can I get it back? He thought about it and came up with a way. He went up to the king of Qin and said, "Although this piece of' Heshibi' looks good, it has some problems. Let me show it to the king. " When the king of Qin heard something was wrong, he hurriedly asked someone to take Baoyu from the harem to Lin Xiangru.

Lin Xiangru took a few steps back with the "Harmony Jade", leaned against the pillar and said angrily to the king of Qin: "At the beginning, this king sent a letter to the king of Zhao, saying that he was willing to exchange fifteen cities for Zhao's" Harmony Jade ". Minister Zhao said, don't believe Qin's lies. I don't think so. I said that the people still speak faith, not to mention the king of Qin! The prince of Zhao took my advice, and this just sent me to send' and choi'. Just now, the King took Baoyu and gave him to the people below to walk around, but he didn't mention the change of the fifteen cities. From this point of view, the king did not really have the sincerity to exchange the city for the wall. Now I have Baoyu. If the king insists on persecuting me, I would rather hit my head on this pillar with this treasure jade! " Lin Xiangru said, and lifted the "and choi", to the post, and fell over.

The king of Qin wanted the samurai to rob him, but he was afraid that Lin Xiangru really broke Baoyu. He quickly apologized to Lin Xiangru and said, "Don't worry, doctor, my words don't count!" He asked someone to bring the map, pretending to point to it and saying, "From here to there, fifteen cities will be given to Zhao." Lin Xiangru thought, the king of Qin often plays tricks, don't be fooled by him again! He said to the king of Qin: "This piece of' Heshibi' is a world-famous treasure. When he was sent to the State of Qin, the Prince of Zhao fasted for five days and held a grand ceremony in the imperial court to send Baoyu away. Now that the king wants to take this treasure jade, he should fast for five days and hold a ceremony in the court to take it before I can present it. " The king of Qin said, "Good! Just do it! " He sent someone to take Lin Xiangru to the hotel to rest.

Lin Xiangru took Baoyu's piece and went to the mansion. He asked one of his men to dress up as a businessman, wrapped Baoyu in his body and sneaked back to Zhao through the alley. As for what the king of Qin would do to him, he didn't even consider it.

Later, the king of Qin found out about it, and it was too late to regret it. He wanted to send troops to attack Zhao, and Zhao was afraid that he could not win, so he was ready militarily. Finally, the king of Qin had to let Lin Xiangru return to Zhao. This matter is known as "returning to Zhao in perfect condition". Today, people tell this story and give a thumbs-up to Lin Xiangru's heroic behavior.

each gets what he wants

Zhao Pingjun, the son of Princess Long, the sister of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, is the nephew of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. Princess Dragon knows that Zhao Pingjun relies on his power and often does evil, which will inevitably lead to great events. She was worried that after her death, Zhao Pingjun would commit a capital crime and no one would save him. When she was seriously ill, she said to Emperor Wu, "Your Majesty, I am willing to redeem Zhao Pingjun's death penalty in advance with 1000 kilograms of gold and 10 million yuan." There was no precedent for such a thing, but Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty saw that she was very ill, and in order to comfort her, he nodded and agreed. After the death of Princess Dragon, Zhao Pingjun became more and more arrogant because no one cared about him. Once he killed someone after drinking and was arrested and imprisoned. Emperor Wu was very sad and sighed, "My sister gave birth to this son very late and entrusted him to me before she died. Now I have to sentence him to death. I really can't stand it! " The minister around him said, "The princess has redeemed him for his death. Please forgive him once!" " Emperor Wu shook his head and said, "This is the will of the first emperor and must be observed. If I break the law because of my relatives, wouldn't I lose my trust in the people? " In the end, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was cruel and cruel, and executed Zhao Pingjun by imperial edict. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was very sad when he executed Zhao Pingjun. Dong Fangshuo, a doctor in Taizhong, proposed a toast to Emperor Wu, saying, "Your Majesty has done both, rewarding merit without avoiding enmity, and punishing evil without considering flesh and blood. People all over the world will do what they want. "