There is a sketch in the laughing conference room, which seems to be about the war of resistance against Japan. About 5.6 people only remember what lines are in it.

It's a line from "So Teammates" in the laughter room.

Such a teammate

Everyone went on stage to catch their breath.

Joe: Isn't this the enemy's arsenal?

Captain: This is the enemy's arsenal. Find weapons. You guys ... (Vague) Take a break, Xiao Xu. How about you go out and see the enemy?

Xiao: Captain, captain, there are enemies outside.

Cao: I can't find ammunition either.

(Joe finds a big box)

Joe: Will it be in this box?

Captain: Can you find a way to open it?

Cao Ran: I can't help it. There is a lock.

Everybody's up: What shall we do, Captain?

Enemy 2: Listen, people inside! If you don't come out, rush in ~ ~

Everyone looked at the captain with sad eyes: captain ~ ~

Captain: Modeling!

Postboard: Sunset Red Task Force

Captain: Brothers, death is lighter than a feather and heavier than Mount Tai. (Everyone nods firmly)

Qiao Shan: But, captain, I'm not afraid of running out of firewood ~ ~

Cao Ran: Yes, it's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years.

C: You two are right. . . . Do something! (pay attention to the tone)

China people each posed and began to play dead.

Enemy 2: Listen, people inside! If you don't surrender, we will rush in! Give you three numbers to consider, 123. ...

Enemy 1: Get in!

Enemy 1: soldiers!

Enemy 2: Captain!

Enemy 1: Check if they are dead.

Enemy 2: Good!

(Enemy 2 stops)

Enemy 1: How's it going?

Enemy 2: Captain, they are completely dead.

Enemy 1: hahahahahahaxiurui. You are the only recruit here. You haven't hit anyone yet. Today, I'll give you a chance to do experiments with these bodies, okay?

Enemy 2: What experiment? captain

Enemy 1: whip them with a knife.

Enemy 2 scared away the gun: huh?

Enemy 1: What are you afraid of? ! You are a qualified soldier! Pick up the gun.

Enemy 2 picked up the gun.

Enemy 1: Take out the knife.

Enemy 2 took out his knife.

Enemy 1: slap this man when he comes.

Enemy 2: Captain, I ...

Enemy 1: execute the order quickly, and I will observe the enemy.

Enemy 2 slowly put down his gun and made a gesture. ...

Enemy 2: Captain, where are you going?

Enemy 1: Go where you want to go.

Enemy 2: I want to slap his thigh.

Enemy 1: ok.

Enemy 2 patted Mix on the right leg and shook his leg.

Enemy 2: Captain, Captain, he moved, he moved.

Enemy 1: Oh, stupid soldier. That's because you stuck it to his thigh nerve, which caused his spasm. Feel free to post it if you have nothing to do.

Enemy 2: Yes.

Enemy 2 broke Xiao's leg. ...

Enemy 2: Captain, his leg can't be broken.

Enemy 1: Push hard!

Enemy 2 can't break his small left leg, but keeps stabbing and shaking his right leg.

Enemy 2: Captain, hey hey, I finished him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, he's still twitching.

The enemy 1 came to see Michael Qi.

Enemy 1: Good, and then give you the next task to go to the next person's finger.

Enemy 2 was frightened: Finger? ! That's, that's scary.

Enemy 1: What are you afraid of? You are a qualified soldier! ! Pick whatever you want ... I will continue to observe the enemy.

Enemy 2 went up to see Joe and turned to the captain.

Enemy 2: hmm ... which finger did the captain cut off?

Enemy 1: hmm ... cut off his index finger.

Joe's forefinger closed.

Enemy 2: The captain has no index finger.

Enemy 1: Cut the ring finger without the index finger.

Joe closed his forefinger.

Enemy 2: Captain, he doesn't have a ring finger.

Enemy 1: Can you cut off any of his fingers?

Enemy 2: OK, OK, OK.

Joe, hide your fingers.

Enemy 2: Captain, what if he has no fingers?

Enemy 1: chop off his whole hand, stupid ~ ~ stupid ~ ~ !

Joe held out his little finger.

Enemy 2 was startled: huh? ! captain

Enemy 1 turned and walked towards enemy 2.

Enemy 2: I think one finger is not enough.

Enemy 1: What do you want?

Enemy 2: I want to cut it big.

Enemy 1: where to cut?

Enemy 2: I want to cut ... (Enemy 2 pushes Joe) Hey, captain, why is it so hard?

Enemy 1: nonsense. Of course, the body is stiff, don't you know?

The enemy has two fingers: he, he, he, he just had a seizure.

Enemy 1: It may move.

Enemy 1 Enemy 2 helps Cao Qi.

Enemy 1: Get him up.

Cao Qi

Enemy 1: Look how stiff it is (enemy 1 pulls Cao Cao to make stiff clothes).

Enemy 2: Ah, it's really stiff.

Enemy 1: Right?

Enemy 2: Look, I pushed him.

Enemy 1: You can't push him. He is a stiff dresser. Remember the course I taught you?

Enemy 2: Too many.

Enemy 1: When you kill someone, you should hit his most vulnerable part first. Do you know where it is?

Enemy 2 wants to fight Cao Xia Pan, and hold the enemy 1.

Enemy 1: We are gentlemen. The most vulnerable place should be his throat, which is called throat sealing. Let's have a try.

Cao suo suo neck

Enemy 1: So this is a special case. Since there is no neck, then hit the second weakness, which is his weakness. Let's take a look at it.

Enemy 2: Captain, what is your weakness?

Enemy 1: Look. The weakness is what we call the death of a rib fan. This is his rib fan. Let's see how much weakness he has. Lai12345678910165438 (express number). Here 12 will check with you.

Enemy 2:13141516171819 20.

Enemy 1: Why are there four missing? Come on, let me confirm with you. (Pointing at the enemy 2) Be careful.

Enemy 1 Press again: one, two, three, 456789. ...

Cao itched and trembled all over.

Enemy 2: Captain, captain, look out. He's been having a big seizure!

Enemy 1: It was because I pressed his nerve, which caused his spasm. Don't be afraid.

Enemy 2: I understand what the captain said.

Enemy 1: Well, then show me the next person's head.

Enemy 2 sighed in surprise: Head? !

Enemy 1: take

Enemy 2: Captain, I dare not.

Enemy 1: Take it! ! This is my order.

Cao instantly fell, enemy 1, enemy 1. See Cao together.

Enemy 1: captured afterwards.

Enemy 2 refers to the captain: he just didn't touch the captain.

Enemy 1: Take his head off and I will continue to observe the enemy.

The captain glared at the enemy, who was frightened.

Enemy 2: Captain! ! He looked at me.

Enemy 1: Stupid soldier, the eyes of the dead are like photos. I want to look at you from any angle, you know?

The captain continued to stare at enemy 2, and enemy 2 revolved around him. The captain kept a close eye on the enemy 2.

Enemy 2: The captain is really.

Enemy 1: Hum silly. All right, take off your head.

Enemy 2: Oh

Enemy 2 raised his knife, and the captain of enemy 2 shouted together: Ah ~ ~ ~

Enemy 1 Come and shout: What's the matter? !

Enemy 2: He shouted with me.

Enemy 1: How is that possible? You are clearly calling yourself.

Enemy 2: He, he is shouting at me.

Enemy 1: Don't talk nonsense. I went to the bathroom to see myself. You carry on with it.

Enemy 1 Go down to Enemy 2 and continue to cut and shout "Ah". The captain slapped the enemy in the face.

Everyone got up slowly, and enemy 2 was at a loss. Everyone surrounded the enemy 3.

Joe: But try to open the box.

Joe cornered Enemy 2, and Bian Xiao crawled on the ground with his injured leg to scare Enemy 2.

Enemy 2 shouted: captain, captain, he, they, they came out, all four were alive and picked up all the weapons.

Enemy 1: They have a collective seizure.

They aimed their guns at the enemy 3.

Enemy 2: The captain is not. It's not like cramps, captain. They posed for them.

Bai Zhongren modeling

The enemy 1 appears.

Enemy 1: How is that possible?

Enemy 1 Enemy 2 froze when they saw everyone.

Enemy 1: I didn't expect you to be alive. You lied to me, but don't be too proud. You didn't win completely, and I lied to you! Actually, I'm not a cyclops, and I have a good eye!

Cao: Then why are you wearing an eye mask?

Enemy 1: hahahahahahahaha silly. When the enemy tries to hurt my eyes, he only hurts my eyes. I was here when my eyes hurt. Move the blindfold over here. I still have this eye to use. Am I smart? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Joe: You don't pee either. Look at yourself.

Enemy 1: Just finished taking photos.

Everyone will take enemy 1 and enemy 2 off the stage.