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Two couples were quarreling. The man said: I can’t win against you! You have one mouth on top and another on the bottom! The woman said: I can’t win on you! You have one mouth on top and a microphone on the bottom. , with two speakers!...

During the Cultural Revolution, the train was extremely crowded. Xu took advantage of the stop to stick his butt out of the window to defecate. When the train was about to start, the conductor shouted during his final inspection: ' Fat man holding a cigar, put your head back!''!'

The lame man and the blind man were riding out together in the same car. The blind man was riding, and the lame man was looking at the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him and shouted: ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sang back: Ole, Ole, Ole! The two fell into the ditch together!

The village woman reported the case and said: How shameful! I was raped last night. The police asked him what the man looked like? I didn’t see clearly, but he must be a novice, because he couldn’t find a place for a long time, but I helped him in in the end.

A Japanese woman was taking a bath in a sauna and wanted to find a Chinese hunk to give her a rub. The hunk suddenly became aroused while rubbing her penis and inserted her penis into her vagina. The Japanese woman was furious: "Your What kind of work? The macho man said: Rub inside!

Ni Ping went to Mengcheng as a guest, and was served a beef whip, which tasted very good. What was it? Feng Gong said, Niu Qun said, Feng Gong also had it! Ni Ping asked: Do I have it? They both answered in unison: Sometimes you have it, sometimes you don't.

2 After the performance, the leader came on stage and took the hand of the beautiful Mongolian actress, greeted her with greetings and refused to let go, and kept asking her name? The actress said excitedly: Malegebi.