What lyrics did you misunderstand in those years?

1: Smile, I knew it when I was a child-"Taoxiang" Jay Chou Jay Chou, how can you swear? And put swearing words on the chorus! This is an insult ... Wen!

At that time, when I first heard this song in my class, I felt that this word was wrong!

Look at it:

"Fuck" and "dream", it doesn't matter! But Jay Chou sang "Fuck" very accurately, and now I still feel this way. Maybe the curve emphasis is different from our nature. Sounds like his mother. Listen to it ten thousand times. This is the most outrageous lyrics!

2: Are you still wearing pants? -"Sad Pacific" Richie Jen; The first sentence at the beginning of Sad Pacific: Is it really cruel to leave?

I have no doubt: Are you still wearing pants?

This ... is very annoying.

Grandpa's tears glistened when he remembered his mother's words-"Lu" was puzzled when he heard "Lu" since childhood. Why does "my grandfather" remember my mother's words and sing so affectionately and beautifully?

Until one day, when I saw the lyrics, my heart was in a mess:

To be honest, the elimination of tones in Chinese songs has indeed caused many misunderstandings.

4. Baby, baby, I'm your uncle-when I was chasing "Where is Dad?", I heard this ubiquitous song and felt a little awkward at first, uncle? Why uncle? Isn't he your father? Forget it, don't worry about it.

So I watched the whole season, and suddenly I saw the subtitles on the program, and I instantly fell into my own brain circuit.

5: There is a lot of rain, and the autumn trousers are deep. It's said that the patroness is a person-Jay Chou in Fireworks Easy to Cold. This is a lyric that I have been thinking about for a long time. Especially the second sentence: the patroness is alone. Although I looked up the original lyrics, I couldn't help remembering them every time I heard them.

More rain makes plants grow better. I heard that you are the only patroness in this old house. I can't help worrying. ......

Correct lyrics:

Hometown, long pants, three bets.

6. Life may not be full, everyone has been in "Full Ronghao Li"! Taste it carefully.

Life may not be full, but everyone came in-did they come in? Boy, I didn't expect you to be a bad boy with small eyes. Dare to write such bad lyrics.

Then open the lyrics:

7. Ugliness, in this beautiful era-"Ugly" Joker Xue This is an example that I think listening is better than the original word.

The era of loving beauty, compared with ugliness, highlights my existence, which is very unexpected. Perfect logic! It can also crack down on the rampant appearance association. Perfect musical conception.

However, Joker Xue, who has studied lyrics for twenty years, actually wrote:

To tell the truth, such a listen to, the mood instantly depressed. The whole song is a few degrees lower. Love, love, all the moans. Joker Xue's lyrics really have no content. Even better is Jay Chou's I fucking know!

Ambiguity is far less than the "love of beauty" I imagined. After all, The Love of Beauty is closer to the theme? Personally, I think this word is not well written.

8. The name of the child born is Yun-"Feitian" is also an unsolved mystery. I have a colleague whose last name is Yun Yun Tong Yin.

One day I heard this sentence: the child born is a cloud!

My brain suddenly exploded, a deformed love triangle. Boy, modern lyrics are really getting harder and harder to understand.

As a result, I heard this song again, which was sung live by Xu Fei. The lyrics are:

"God's children are so lucky!"

All right! I am very romantic.

9: Gifts don't need the most expensive, just the fallen leaves in the country-"Confession Balloon" Jay Chou; When I listened to "Confession Balloon", I felt that the lyrics were not bad because of this sentence:

Ah, what a petty bourgeoisie love. Smell the fragrance of love!

Until one day I saw the lyrics:

All right! Fallen leaves on the Champs Elysé es in Paris, France!

It's a fallen leaf falling from the countryside with a hammer.

Damn it, petty bourgeoisie is a ball! The fallen leaves on the Champs Elysé es in Paris are really hard to catch. I have never been abroad, and I am speechless when I say it.

It's right not to go back and think. There is a hammer to see the fallen leaves in the country.

In this dead night ...-"Later" Rene Liu later this song, there are many incomprehensible places.

1: The night you asked me when I was seventeen.

2. In this dead night, are you quietly regretting and feeling sad?

I didn't know until I saw the lyrics:

But I still don't understand what it means to look down and smell a fragrance. If there are good people, please advise.

1 1: So you are my big brother pig-the title song of love. I was used to it in the countryside when I was a child, and I didn't know much about the title song. I heard several older people playing backup singers: "What are you looking at? Everything is mine, so you are my big brother Zhu! "

We will remember the last three words: Brother Pig!

When I was growing up, I suddenly woke up when I saw the title of the song "Theme Song of Love" again!

12: She is just my sister, and her beauty is charming-VAE, the redundant explanation, is also an unsolved mystery.

Why? In my explanation, I said she was just a sister. Suddenly said that my sister's purple is very charming. Isn't this Phoenix Man?

Although I sigh in my heart, I have never read the lyrics of Vae seriously.

Until one day, I saw some people say that Vae's words are good, and some people say that Vae's words are not good. When I saw this song and uploaded the lyrics, I saw:

Me: ......

13: Who did a bamboo fork pass through? -"Preface to Lanting" Jay Chou; Who did you fork? Who did you fork?

When I heard Preface to Lanting Collection, I felt what Jay Chou was singing. Was this word written by vincent fang? Why is it so bad?

And the real lyrics are:

It's my invincible Jay Chou again. Slow songs are like this, and fast songs are listening to Martian.

14: I lost contact in Guangdong-although I went to college in Guangzhou, I don't know much about Guangdong.

When I first heard it, I thought it was a lost story.

Then the original lyrics are: people have been wandering in Guangdong for ten years;

Well, I feel good.

15: I should be here, shouldn't I? "He must love you very much" is another century's mystery. Every time I listen to it, I feel that this word is written by a brain.

Many years later, I realized that the original word was:

Adu, Adu, can you be normal?

Grandpa's "Singing Every Night" reminds me of my mother's words, with tears in my eyes! When I was a child, I never understood why my grandfather cried at the thought of my mother ... Only when I grew up did I know that it was not my grandfather every night.

The longest film in Jay Chou in issue 10.

"Give me two more onions and let me fry my memory into a cake."

Eason Chan's "elimination" in the ninth place

"I can only say that I have lost weight, maybe you have gained weight."

NO.8 Huang Xiaohu's "It's not that simple"

"I don't want to have too many emotions, a glass of red wine with some cakes."

No.7 "seat belt"

"The rider, you wave your bra."

Sixth place Terry Lin's "Single Love Song"

"Everyone must be beheaded. If you want to love, don't be afraid of beheading. "

NO.5 "Fireworks Easy to Cold" by Jay Chou

"It rains one after another, and the autumn trousers are deep. I heard that the patroness is a person. "

Ma Di's Nanshan No.4

"If it's time before dark, I'll gouge out your eyes."

Third, Zhao Yonghua is the most romantic place.

The busiest thing I can think of is selling computers with you.

NO.2 Bai An "What made me meet you like this"

"What makes me not draw a chicken and what makes me not love huskies?"

NO.2 Wu Kequn's "Writing Poetry for You"

"Feed you some shit, feed you thin paper, and make cold shit for you."

Recently, G.E.M., a very popular demon in Heaven, sang that sentence: I had a beautiful nightmare at night, but I wanted to be quiet but couldn't stand loneliness ~ I heard it: I had a beautiful nightmare at night, but I wanted to kiss but couldn't stand loneliness. ...

When I was a child, I liked to listen to music by playing tapes on a repeater, but because of the poor sound quality at that time, I often misheard the lyrics and made many jokes.

I heard Yang Yuying's classic song Heart Rain for the first time. Take the sentence "My thoughts are no longer a burst sea". That's "My thoughts are no longer the sweat on my feet". Looking back now, I always feel sorry for Yang Yuying.

Another time is-"Running with the Bull". Whenever we sing "Heaven and earth are long, passers-by are in a hurry, and the tide rises and falls". I realized that it was "add some oil, the shell is heavy, and the fried chicken and snails are fried". I'm still thinking. It is estimated that he is also an old master who can cook such smart dishes.

Of course, there are many such scenes in life, so I won't list them one by one.

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Haha, that's a great question. In fact, as a post-90s generation, when I was a child, I usually just listened to my brother sing without lyrics. So there are many melodies, but I don't know what the lyrics are. Every time I hum, I write my own songs. It's funny to think about it.

Many of Jay Chou's songs we just listen to the melody but can't understand the lyrics, such as the lyrics of perfectionism, this bitch, this bitch. . . Sparrows outside Qilixiang window are sleeping naked on telephone poles. . Qilixiang's body is white and transparent, without dust. And the power train, that's all. The lyrics go like this. Don't cry, mom. The one who should cry is my father [covering his face] Huang Xiaohu. It's not that simple. The lyrics are probably that falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his nose! [Picking nose] What the hell is snot? Elva Hsiao's love theme song, what are you singing? You can feel everything. So you are my brother pig! Pig eight quit? [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] And I want you to feed you Faye Wong, and I'm willing to feed you [Yeah] Jeff Chang Shin-Che Xinche wrote you a poem, and the lyrics are like this, feed you some shit [Tears streaming down your face] [Tears streaming down your face] Phoenix Legend, who is crying and who is insane! There is also the song of the seven sons, a sesame seed cake, which is really delicious if you don't eat me! Is the sesame seed cake delicious after all?

Too many, it's so funny to think about it [laughs] What did you miss? Comment quickly! !

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In those years, we misunderstood the lyrics:

1, "wait once in a thousand years ~ wait once ~" (I always hear that it is "ghost of a thousand years ~ ghost of a woman ~ ~")

2. "Baby, I am your big tree, and I will accompany you to watch the sunrise all my life." (Always hear "Baby, I'm your uncle ...")

3. "You are my title song ~" (I always hear "You are my big brother pig ~")

4. "The north wind blows the snowflakes ~" (I always hear "The north wind takes the hammer, the snowflakes take the ladle ...")

5. "You are my sister and you are my baby ~" (I never understood how it could be my sister and my uncle! ? )

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