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1. As long as it is a stone, it will not shine anywhere. You must admit: I am a stone, lying peacefully in the toilet. You do not understand my world, so I am very hard.
2. While gnawing on chicken drumsticks and chicken breasts for the soul, the social elite gives us chicken soup for the soul, saying that the value of life does not depend on how much money you earn and whether you are beautiful on the outside.
3. It wasn’t until I was thirty that I realized that speaking different words and showing different attitudes to different people is a very valuable ability, not hypocrisy.
4. Stop losing weight. You are ugly not just because you are fat.
5. Some young people use high-end consumption to create the image of their high-end income.
6. An ugly girl makes people pay attention to her inner beauty, while an ordinary-looking girl makes people ignore her.
7. At the age of thirty, most people are stuck in entry-level positions. I can't get promoted in my current job, and I can't afford the time cost of changing careers, let alone go to school again. My parents became sick, and my income was limited and I had no savings. The greater pain is to see people around me who have no background but are hardworking and smart, have achieved some success, and people with background have begun to live a noble life.
8. Some people work hard all their lives and just squeeze from the fourth stream of society into the third stream.
9. People who don’t look good may not be good people either. It's just that due to the torture of long-term loneliness, sometimes I will be kind to others like crazy.
10. What is sensitivity? For the same thing, you are more likely to regard it as a setback than others. What is it about vulnerability? The same setbacks produce more negative emotions than others. What is depression? It takes more time and energy to recover from the same negative emotions than others. What is a weak person? Sensitive, fragile and depressed people.
11. The restriction of poor background is not just a platform issue. If you have a bad background, it means that your parents are not doing well. Maybe the word "no" is written in your genes.
12. Living an active life and changing yourself are actually just pretending. Pretend that you are positive and optimistic, pretend that you are interested in doing these boring things, pretend that you are calm and rational, pretend that you are interested in what you are doing.
13. Everyone has the right to happiness, and a few people have the ability to be happy.
14. Many people find that they are no match for others on the issue of money, power, and women, so they begin to try to make a fuss about morality and the realm of life.
15. You do not suffer much more than others. The pain mainly comes from sensitivity and vulnerability.
16. Bosses and leaders know very well who can be promoted. For those who cannot, they will continue to encourage and give them hope.
17. I look down on those who are inferior to me, and I envy those who are better than me.
18. I don’t do well in society. I hate society. But I can't live without it. The few good things in my life are all given by it.
19. Being ugly is a disease, otherwise why would a plastic surgery hospital be a hospital?
20. Some people work hard all their lives and squeeze from the fourth stream of society into the third stream.
21. The pain of "not trying hard and telling myself that I don't want it at all" is much less than the pain of "failing after trying hard".
22. Every time I see Qiongyou’s diary, my feeling is: If you are so poor, then don’t go out and wander around.
23. If someone asks you if you are in love? Just say not now. Can tactfully cover up facts that didn't exist in the past.
24. It’s not your fault to be ugly, but it’s your fault to expect a tall, rich, handsome/white, rich and beautiful person to fall in love with you.
25. The friends of beauties are all beauties, the friends of foodies are all foodies, the friends of bibs are all bis, and the friends of rich and handsome are all rich and handsome.
26. You are a good girl, reading, watching movies and traveling alone until that rainbow-colored person appears in your life. Together with you, we will read books we have never read, watch movies we have never seen, and go to destinations we have never been to. Then you will be surprised to find that he does this with you just to sleep with you.
27. When money is mentioned, everyone is not so affectionate.
28. Everyone has the right to happiness, but only a few people have the ability to be happy.
29. The reason why you cannot succeed is because you are too rubbish in all aspects. There are so many reasons.
30. "Does this society only bully kind-hearted and thin-skinned people like me?" "No, society only bullies the weak."
31. In this world where handsome boys and beautiful women are rampant In this era, when others evaluate you as reliable and cute, you know what it actually means.
32. Nothing is difficult in the world except for the rich. Birds of a feather flock together and people divide by poverty. Rich people eventually get married. I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and a rich man on earth.
33. In fact, it doesn’t matter who you are looking for as a girlfriend, they are always quarreling. It's just that some people are arguing with prettier girls.
34. If you are busy, apart from the fact that you are really important, the more likely reasons are: you are weak, you have nothing better to do, and your life is so poor that you have to work hard. Make it up, or you pretend to be busy to make yourself look important. ― Steve Jobs
35. Some people lament: "I am not young yet, and I have not matured yet." In fact, you have already matured, and this is how you mature.
36. Only with the ability to find boyfriends and girlfriends and many spare tires can you truly enjoy single life.
37. You work so hard and endure so much loneliness and entanglement, but we don’t think you are very good.
38. Look in the mirror more often and you will understand the reasons for many things.
39. If you do significantly more work than others every day, but you are happy and feel valued, then instead of saying that you are very talented, it is better to say that your leader is very good at managing people.
40. I used to think that people who rely on connections must be incompetent, but after contacting me, I found that they are better than me in everything.
41. I have some beautiful and educated sisters who originally had the opportunity to marry the second generation of wealthy officials, but many of them were chosen by those who are good-looking, have just graduated from prestigious universities, and work overtime in well-known foreign companies. Attracted by boys who also work out. I feel that they are motivated and have potential. Five or six years later, they were so regretful that their intestines were blue.
42. Loser feels resentment in his heart when facing people who have a better life than him.
43. After working hard for so long, if you have some talent, you should have some signs of success.
44. "You accomplished nothing when you were young; sometimes you felt sorry for yourself and became decadent, sometimes you gritted your teeth and worked hard to manage relationships, but your life never improved and you were in pain until you were thirty." He After hearing this, I asked excitedly: What about after the age of thirty? Is there any transfer? The fortune teller raised his head slightly: After you turn thirty... you start to get used to it.
45. Even if you put aside the factors of family background, I think you may not be able to do better than others.
46. It is the nature of some people to brag. When I have nothing to say about some topics, I will accuse foreign aid: I have a friend who has a more awesome experience than you. After finishing speaking, he was very proud. The subtext was that as his friend, he would definitely not be any worse.
47. My parents have always paid attention to my moral education. When I came to society, I followed the way my parents taught me how to treat others, but I found that I was not welcomed by others.
At the age of 48, he quit his job, formed a band with his friends, and performed at various private universities, but the response was mediocre. All the annual money was spent, and my father became ill and needed a lot of money. "If you give up after this song, your youth is here." He said with tears before the concert at Qilihe University in Gansu. A female student handed over a note: I like your song, hold on to your dreams. He kept the note tight and decided to stick to his dream. At the age of 18, he owed hundreds of thousands in debt, and his father also died of illness.
49. Some young people work in some large state-owned enterprises and institutions as soon as they graduate. There is nothing to do every day, just eating and drinking, the benefits are great. People start to care for their old age before they have struggled in life, and their ideals are thrown aside, and they enjoy privileges with the wealth and blessings of the people.
For such young people, I just want to ask you four words: Where to submit your resume?
50. Only those who have no money or career have time to improve their life realm
51. A healthy body, parents with both parents, who can support themselves, and a few people who can talk to each other Friends, beautiful scenery that we can enjoy freely, we have already obtained these happy things - so the need to be better than others and gain social recognition is highlighted.
52. Life is like this, there are laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, and some people are mainly responsible for tears.
53. Some girls think that saying they are foodies can make them look cute, but in fact it has no such effect.
54. There is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you look ugly and have no money?
55. Those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.
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