Homophonic jokes?

The story of homophonic Chinese characters is as follows:

1, better late than never.

A teacher's interpretation of books is quite new. One day, I said, "It's not too late to mend." I said, "Death is also the name of the sheep, the name of the animal, compensation, supply, prison, prison. Together, even if the sheep is dead, it's not too late to offer it again. This means that the world does not have to slaughter live sheep for sacrifice. "

There is a big gap between many people.

There is a man who is ignorant, but always likes to show off in front of his children. One day, his son came back from school and did his Chinese homework at home. When he wrote "there is a great disparity among people", he didn't know what it meant, so he asked his father.

When his father saw it, he reprimanded him in a lecture tone: "What's the matter, you are in middle school and still can't read?" That is to describe the sufferings of the poor in the old society. Many widows could not live any longer and had to hang themselves. This is the so-called "gap between more and less". You should use your head more in the future. "

3. Compose music with old scales

Chinese teacher: "where is the idiom' half a catty and five liang'?"

Student: "In the math exam, I got zero for half a catty."

Chinese teacher: "Remember, you can't write with the old scale."

4. Huizi's new explanation

Son: "Dad, how do you spell the simplified word" Hui "?"

Father: "There is a cloud under the herringbone."

Son: "Why?"

Father: "At the meeting, just say what others say. This is called' conformity'. "

5. Change the word "big"

Jigong wanted to do something, but the old monk refused to let him go. So Jigong said, "If you don't let me go, I'll turn you into a big word!" "

The old monk asked, "How?"

Jigong knocked the old monk to the ground with one punch, and the old monk was lying on the ground, looking like a "big".