I felt depressed after failing the exam. Does anyone have a joke?

1, one day, halfway through class, a classmate said, "Shit, I forgot my mobile phone, go back and get it!" ! " ……

Halfway through the phone call, he said, "Shit, I forgot my book, forgot, forgot ..."

When I first went to college, I ate rice noodles in the canteen for the first time and found white bugs in it.

At that time, there were so many people that they didn't want to make trouble with the master, so they picked out the bugs one by one.

When I picked out more than n bugs in a bowl of rice noodles, I was shocked! I left without eating.

Finally, I realized that it was not a bug, but a shrimp!

On that day, the test paper of our math contest was handed out.

That paper is very difficult, especially the last question, not only asking the answer, but also asking why.

My shocked deskmate replied on the paper: Yes, 4, because 4 is the answer.

A classmate wants to cheat in the exam. After receiving the answer sent by SMS, he looked for the machine, only to find that the invigilator had been staring at him until the end of the exam.

After the exam, the teacher stopped the classmate and said, you really look like one of my college classmates.

At the beginning of the university, the school asked us to fill in a self-introduction, which contained sports expertise.

My deskmate told me not to write about the sports meeting, or you will be forced to take part in the sports meeting.

So we wrote golf, tennis, skiing and so on.

I wanted to kindly remind the boy behind me, but as a result, his sports strengths are: stepping on light bulbs with both feet and crushing his chest. ...