What are some humorous jokes about chasing girls?

1. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

3, the old saying goes: My fair lady, a gentleman is good. Now I finally understand what I'm missing. Is a confidante like a young lady who has the ability to sink fish and close the moon and feel ashamed of flowers.

I suffer from lovelorn all the time. I don't know what you can do to help me alleviate this torture!

5, but I immediately thought that such a beautiful woman, if others can't see it, isn't it a waste of God's hard work? After a painful ideological struggle, I finally made up my mind to sacrifice and dedicate myself. I want to take this jade photo out and dedicate it to the world!

6. It is raining, the wind is blowing, and someone is worried about you; Some people cry, some people laugh, some people can't sleep for you.

7. If you need me to love you for billions of years, I will accompany you forever! I'm sorry, I love you! ! !

If time permits me to come again, I will tell you I love you with a smile.

9. In this world, only I have your love! Only by loving you can I feel your loveliness; Only by kissing you can I feel your tenderness. I always hope you have my feelings!

10, when you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev