A chilling joke.

I was afraid of geese when I was a child, the kind that thieves were afraid of. I shuddered at the sight of the goose stretching its neck and cackling its legs. I still can't forget the scene when I cried and fought with the goose. Finally, I gasped with the goose and watched it gasp. I was happy and thought: Oh, here comes the opportunity. So I raised my stick and rushed forward. Either I called the goose stupid and stopped when I rushed at it, or my wings were stuck up. Then I jumped on it, cursing at the big silly goose and watching me pluck your hair. Just as my stick was about to fall, the big stupid goose moved very fast, shaking its round white hair belly, stretching its neck longer than my stick and pecking at my waist. I wanted to scream, but when I saw everyone around me laughing, I didn't have the courage to scream, so I held a stick in my right hand and covered my mouth with my left hand. My legs dodged quickly and I was possessed by a martial arts expert. At that time, we were both red-eyed, almost equal, but it made me very angry. Why can't my long legs be better than your short legs? So ... the whole village can see a little boy who fought bravely with evil forces but was chased out by wild geese and poked his ass wildly, running around the village. I still can't forget the men and women who rolled around with smiles at that time, and the magical laughter like crows lingered in my mind. I once told this story to a foreign brother in China, who said he was surprised. A few days later, he actually bought a big white goose. Oh, my God, the kind with a long neck when he is angry. Don't even want me to go to his house. Anyway, I have to go to his house. So I ran to his house, and as soon as I entered the door, the familiar white fat figure staggered forward. It's like noticing someone Suddenly, the big white goose craned its neck to chase me. I thought, am I going to fight with geese again, or am I losing face in front of foreign friends? I can't be bullied by a goose anyway. Just as I rolled up my sleeves and trouser legs, my friend came out. He also said happily, "Not bad, just like I thought." "As you think?" I'm a little confused. "Didn't you say the thief was afraid a few days ago? I just want to guard against thieves! It seems that the effect is not bad, haha, "he also patiently explained. "I ..."