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Have you ever met or done anything embarrassing in the bathhouse?

I come from the south. In our place, bathhouses are divided into small single rooms, and men and women are in the same bathroom. Once I went there to take a bath with a friend from other places. When the hall was empty, we went into our single room to wash. In the middle of washing, suddenly someone knocked at the door. When I heard it was my friend, he said he didn't bring shampoo and asked me to give it to him. When I opened the door, I found him standing naked at my door. Words haven't say that finish, it is estimated that a couple walked this way, scared the woman ran back with a scream. When my friend saw it, he couldn't hide it, so he plunged into my single bathroom and closed the door behind him. . . . Later, he told me that he thought this was a men's bathroom!

My embarrassment happened in the bathroom and locker room of Denby Hot Spring Hotel in Hokkaido, Japan.

In the spring of 20 17, I traveled to Hokkaido, Japan. Upon arrival, the tour guide said that the hotel's hot springs were open 24 hours a day for free. After putting down our luggage, we men and women rushed to the hot springs downstairs without thinking. After entering the dressing room and taking off my clothes, I jumped into the hot spring and took a comfortable bath. Just as I was relaxing with my eyes closed, a fellow traveler in the same group asked me mysteriously: Did you see an old woman when you entered the door? I said, no way, why is there an old woman in the men's locker room? I asked. It seems that you are too nearsighted to see clearly when you take off your eyes. I can clearly see an old lady arranging towels. Wow! Isn't this embarrassing? Although they are all of the same age, after all, men and women are different! Why not send an old man over? I feel the wonder of Japanese society!

After taking a bath, we walked into the dressing room and found that the old lady was gone. We felt very comfortable. After drying ourselves with a towel, we went to the bright light to blow our hair. When my hair is dry, I find that there is a drink in the bathroom. When I feel thirsty after taking a shower, I go to the drink counter to get coffee. Just as I was drinking coffee with my eyebrows raised, a young Japanese girl quietly came out of the shadow of the drink counter. I was shocked, and my coffee cup almost fell to the ground, flushed and embarrassed! You know, I'm standing naked in the bright spotlight, facing that girl! So I immediately ran naked in embarrassment ... looking back at that girl, I found that it was someone else, making coffee gracefully, without embarrassment. It turns out that a girl who makes coffee and drinks in the bathroom is a serious job! But this job is too embarrassing for conservative China people.

When eating, I heard several female compatriots talking about taking a bath, and they all flushed. They said an old man was cleaning the dressing room. He didn't find it when he went in. When he came out, he suddenly saw it and screamed at once, but the old man didn't look at them and continued to clean. They had to hide at the door of the hot spring until the old man cleaned up and left, and then rushed out to get dressed in a hurry, feeling embarrassed. ...

Share an anecdote about me.

Junior high school lives on campus, and the school has no bathroom. On Friday, I went to the brewery staff bathroom near the school to take a bath. I can't remember how much a ticket costs. The staff bathroom has a short opening time and is also open to the public. There are many people. Coupled with the lack of showers and hot water, most people are in the big pool. Once, I stood in the corner of the pool, washing, and felt a towel under my feet. I can't hook it with my foot. I squatted down and felt in the water. I just found something wrong when I pulled it out, like a water plug! Let go quickly, but I feel that the towel has been sucked away! Busy shifting position, sitting by the pool, obviously feeling the water level drop. Too scared to take a shower, go up and get dressed. Halfway through, I heard shouts inside. I seem to see the boss's desperate expression. ...

Zhejiang people have never been to that kind of big bathhouse since childhood. When I was a child, it was cold in winter, and my family would take it to the public bathroom to take a bath, but it was a single room. At the end of last year, the company's activities, together with steaming, were the kind of bath center with bubbles, steaming and performing arts. My colleagues and I were arranged by the waiter to the women's locker room. After I finished, I saw a group of naked women. I was embarrassed. My colleagues urged me to take a bath together, so I let them go first. I haven't changed my clothes. I walked around and found that the shower room was separated by glass, and at least there were some protective measures. I quickly took a bath and put on a steaming suit. There are mirrors on all sides where the hair is blown. Many girls blow their hair naked and apply various creams on their bodies. I saw an empty hair dryer and went straight to blow it. I didn't notice that the lady next to me was dusting powder (maybe loose powder or something). I accidentally blew her when I turned on the hair dryer, and then I started cursing. I apologized again and again, and her voice grew louder and louder. That time, I just wanted to find a crack in the ground. I was shy and embarrassed, and it was hot there, so I cried. Finally, I left under the comfort of a group of big sisters. .

I used to work in a pharmaceutical factory. As we all know, there are less than one tenth male employees in pharmaceutical factories. Women's bathrooms are big, men's bathrooms are small, and there are many people taking a shower after work. One day, my electrician colleague Xiao Chen worked overtime to repair equipment. After finishing the work, there is no one in the workshop. He was going to take a bath and pushed the door and came in with a bath basket. All the naked people had long hair, and there was a scream in the bathroom, which scared him to turn and run. It turned out that some overtime women workers took the men's bathroom when they saw that the women's bathroom was full and the male employees were off work, but the door bolt of our men's bathroom had long been broken, so they made a joke. This is what my buddy told me the next day. At that time, there was no counterpart unit, which made him embarrassed to see female workers for several days.

Share your own experience.

In college, the dormitory was a four-person dormitory with a separate bathroom but no place to take a bath. If you want to take a bath, you must go to the public bathroom of the school. In order to avoid embarrassment, the bathroom in our school may be divided into two floors, with men below and women above. Because the upper and lower floors are clearly divided, old students naturally know, so there is no other sign. In addition to the bathroom, the first floor is a simple canteen that provides hair dryers to blow hair, so there will be men and women coming in and out, which will inevitably lead to freshmen going wrong.

Once, I got dressed in the lobby after taking a shower. Suddenly, a tall girl came in, glanced at it and saw that most of them were naked men. She let out a cry, bowed her head and said shyly, I'm sorry, wrong. Although this kind of thing doesn't happen often, it is always normal for everyone, and some people are teasing the girl for being beautiful.

It was over. I packed my things and came out, and I saw that girl outside. I had a super excited discussion with several girls: "They didn't see that I was faking it. I saw a lot of naked people, haha!" Me: "............!"

So a girl can do anything when her stomach is black. ...

To say one thing, Russia is relatively open, and the prevention of men and women does not exist. There are often beautiful Russian students sunbathing in the back hill of St. Petersburg University. When they see China people, they will also shout "wipe the oil", and they enjoy teasing foreigners. There happened to be two or three female students from China, who were fat and ugly, and also learned to sunbathe. When they see someone coming, especially the China boy, they will swear and walk away. In that school, the bathrooms in 1, 3 and 5 are all open on weekends. The local time is about 5: 00 to 8: 00 for girls and 8: 00 for boys 10. Once we stood in line at the door on Wednesday. In order to watch the beautiful women take a bath, a group of Yingying Yan Yan came out in a short while, dressed very thin and even wearing bath towels, laughing nonstop. At this time, we found a Russian with golden hair. Xiao Jinmao said that my girlfriend and I went in, washed and came out together.

"Nobody cares?"

"What's the matter? I didn't do anything to them, at most, I looked the same as my girlfriend. "

And Russian is not popular. Let's learn French and Spanish quickly. Which language is good depends first on which language Huawei wants more and gives more.

I went to Pingdingshan on business in 2003, and stayed in a guest house to save money (actually, the salary of the company is still good, 300 yuan a day, you can find your own invoice ... you know.