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Weekend Time Easy Edition (80 common expressions)
1. Send you a happy chair, a happy tea set, put happy desserts, compose gentle songs and cook a comfortable pot of Longjing. May you sit in a happy chair, listen to the rhythm, eat snacks and enjoy fragrant tea, and have a happy weekend.
2. I chatted with a happy boss over the weekend, giving you happiness as a younger brother, wealth as a follower, wishful thinking as a girlfriend, peace as a girlfriend, health as a wife, and good luck as a mistress. Happy weekend!
You have to force yourself to be excellent, because only when you become excellent will everything get better. Have a nice weekend.
4. The weekend is coming again, and happiness is the most important thing; Work first, pressure drives away; Party or travel, entertainment can not be less; Accompanied by three or five friends, relaxed and happy; May you feel happy and happiness cover you!
5. May God give you courage to face what you have to face; May god give you wisdom to face the difficulties you don't want to face; God bless … give me two more days off, because a small weekend is not enough! Have a nice weekend!
The sky was tired, so I gave up the sun and chose the moon. Flowers are tired and give up the beautiful choice of fruit. Do you feel tired after a busy week? I hope my insignificant greetings can drive away your fatigue for a week! Have a nice weekend!
7. Life is a choice that cannot be repeated again and again. Have a nice weekend!
8. This autumn, the clouds are light and the wind is light. Let go of your good mood! Poetic and picturesque, love bathes in sunshine! Smile and smile, no matter what, tears are grievances! Bless you, life is full of sweetness and warmth! Have a nice weekend.
9. On the morning of the weekend, abandon all troubles, enjoy the sunshine and wait for the flowers to bloom! A happy day has begun!
10. On this picturesque day, the wind is soft, the sun is shining, the sky is full of white clouds, and the streams are jingling! Another wonderful weekend. May this wonderful time stop. Let's have fun, have fun!
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12. I would like to be a tree outside your window, wash away your visual fatigue with my green color and bring you coolness in summer with my swing. Have a relaxing weekend!
13. The weekend is coming. I wish you use the spirit of the dragon and the prestige of the tiger to enjoy yourself in your spare time, forget the troubles of work, brush away the fatigue of the past and be happy every day!
14. I want to ask how much I love you on weekends, standing in the hot sun, and the sun represents my mood; I want to know how long I love you over the weekend, and stare at the starry sky for a while. The moon represents my heart. Warm you with my feelings and accompany you with my heart. Have a nice weekend!
15. It's another beautiful weekend, brothers and sisters, let go of your busy work and stop in a hurry!
16. Send you a happy and quiet weekend, with the warmth of sunshine during the day, the joy of friends in leisure, the romance of the moon at night, and the place where you smile is your place. Have a nice weekend!
17. Happy mood, sweetest smile, most beautiful flowers and most beautiful wife, have a happy weekend together. May our life be happy!
18. Walk into the weekend with a happy mood; Drive away depression, unload distress, throw away depression, throw away fatigue, and step on grief; Let happiness accompany you. Have a nice weekend!
19. The weather and temperature should be the most suitable for sunbathing and drinking tea, haha! Have a nice weekend.
20. Another perfect weekend, my friend. Stop your hurried steps and put down your busy work!
2 1. The sky is high and the clouds are light, and the heart is broad, and it is the weekend again; Flowers are beautiful, hearts are beautiful, and life is more beautiful; Although the road is far, people are far and not far; Busy, idle, happy; Everything you say, everything I say, keep in touch forever. Happy weekend!
22. greetings: have a nice weekend. The howling north wind blows away your troubles and brings you good luck for a whole week.
23. The star is an angel, a fallen angel. It only needs to be covered with a layer of shiny silver gauze, and the dazzling brilliance is enough to make the silent night sky stand out. Have a nice weekend.
24. It's the weekend, and I want to tell you: Take a rest, have a good rest and relax yourself!
25. I wish you a happy weekend, full of sweetness and a smile fluttering in the wind!
26. The weekend is coming. Let's take a rest from our tired bodies, think of you who are lovely and naughty, think of you who are gentle and considerate, and recall the romantic time in the past. Let's enjoy the warmth of your company and invite my love, dear. Let's spend a happy weekend together.
27. Absent-minded, devoted to entertainment, pleasing to the eye, shocking task, meticulous work, shoddy wages, quiet in the middle of the week, screaming at weekends! I wish my friends a happy weekend!
28. When the weekend comes, don't be upset, be in a good mood and don't be depressed.
29. If Monday to Friday passes like a torrent, then I hope your weekend will slowly flow with happiness and happiness like a gentle stream! It's another weekend, I hope you have a new beginning!
30. Weekends are short, eat, drink and be merry!
3 1. Have a simple weekend and send you sustainable development and happiness!
32. Beautiful weather, perfect weekend.
33. In the early morning of Sunday, I specially installed a transmitter on my mobile phone and added an accelerator to this message, only to let my happiness pass to you as soon as possible, and only to make my happiness fly to you at an accelerated speed. Have a nice weekend!
34. I wish you a pleasant weekend. The most important thing is to be happy.
35. In summer, autumn and winter, Qian Shan is full of water, and friendship is a painting that never fades; The weekend is coming again. I wish you happiness and all the best!
36. In the weekend cinema, there are continuous screenings: colored flowers, Fu Xiao, the Yangtze River, the legend of rainbow cats and Lan Tu, chivalry, the sword under the Tianshan Mountains. If you don't have time to watch one by one, please see the last one, which is also the latest and funniest blockbuster by Jay Chou, Jay Chou, Stephen Chow, Chow Yun Fat and Stephen Chow Zhou Libo: Have a nice weekend.
37. Happiness flies to you. Have a nice weekend!
38. Five days of busyness brings two days of relaxation. The work in hand is temporarily put on hold, and the troubles in mind are temporarily put behind, which makes the weekend more pure and releases the inner burden. I wish you a happy weekend and a good mood!
39. It's finally the weekend. Let go of the busy week, let go of all the unpleasantness encountered at work and enjoy life to the fullest. In this way, you will always insist on youthful vitality.
40. When the weekend comes, happiness goes round and round, and you are the starting point; Joy travels around the world, and you are the starting point; Good luck week is regular, you are the standard line; Greetings are extremely thoughtful and only bless you; I wish you a sweet smile and a happy weekend!
4 1. I want to pour you a cup of tea, relieve your fatigue, rub your shoulders, eliminate your troubles, tell you jokes, look at your smiling face, and have a nice weekend. The problem is that you have to remind me when the weekend will arrive!
42. Open your dusty heart, throw away all fatigue and find leisure. Let the hurried footsteps stop and let the busy self have a rest. Friend, have a nice weekend!
43. I wish you health and happiness at the beginning of the week, send you a happy mood at the middle of the week, and have a good weekend. Have a nice weekend. Happy weekend!
44. Wake up and it's the weekend. Wash your face and brush your teeth, hum a tune, drink a glass of milk, eat bread and fry an egg. It is very nutritious. Send a message when you think of me. Can I accompany you carefree? Think back a week and smile, and have fun all weekend!
45. Have a holiday for one or two days at the weekend and steal half a day.
46. I work nonstop every day, don't meet as usual, and miss each other's hearts. There is no need to say too much. It coincides with the weekend, and the spring is bright outside the window. I don't know how to send blessings together. Please decide.
47. Clean up your busy state of mind, clean up your long-lost memories, lock in the interruption of work and forget all the pressure. Smile at the flowers and say hello to the birds. Another weekend has come with a message. Have a nice weekend!
48. Spring breeze, blowing green smoke and fog; Spring rain, watering green grass and trees; The earth, flying with yellow dust and soil; Information is permeated with red longevity and happiness. May you always be safe and happy! Have a nice weekend.
49. In ordinary life, be modest and work hard. No matter how small the light, it will always shine. Have a nice weekend!
50. Same weekend, different mood. I wish you all the best, a good mood, a good smile and good health. My message is, have a nice weekend, have a nice weekend!
5 1. I wish you a pleasant weekend.
52. It's the weekend again. After a busy week, you can have a rest. May the warm sunshine accompany you to spend a relaxed and happy weekend this afternoon!
53. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is. The longer the friends meet, the truer it is. The clearer the water, the lighter the vicissitudes of life. Have a nice weekend and always be in a good mood! Happy weekend!
I really want to call you, but I always give up in a hurry. In fact, love is greater than the sky, so I send you two flowers: one is rich and the other is casual. Have a nice weekend!
55. You will be very happy and have good luck at the weekend. Oh, hee hee!
56. Have a nice weekend. I didn't do anything else these two days, so I ate with my children.
57. Sneak off work and go out to play on weekends!
58. Parent-child time and spending time with children on weekends are good opportunities to depend on each other and deepen their feelings!
59. The wind blows sorrow, water sends money to stay, and the family business strives for the upstream. I want you to walk up a flight of stairs. It is more affectionate to meet friends in your spare time. I wish you a happy life and a happy weekend!
60. sunbathe with your children, listen to music and enjoy the weekend.
6 1. If life is a river, I hope you are a persistent boat; If life is a boat, may you be a sailor rain or shine. A happy life is in your own hands! A little encouragement. Have a nice weekend!
62. It's hard to look forward to the weekend; Don't miss rest and entertainment, seize the opportunity to be happy. It's the weekend, so join the entertainment stage and have a good time.
63. It's great to sleep in on weekends and have a soft cot. Arrive at the weekend, feed meow, bask in the sun, bask in the kitten; Weekend, blessing, every weekend! I wish you a good weekend!
64. Work and study are too tired, and it is easy to be physically and mentally exhausted; Life is busy and tasteless, and weekend leisure is precious; Get some sleep before you have fun, and then go shopping in line. Have a nice weekend!
65. I send my sincere wishes with enthusiasm+smile+perfection. I wish you: straight career, energetic body and happiness! Happy weekend, haha!
66. The mobile phone is shaking. Let me give you a massage. The screen is bright, which makes you bright; When the bell rings, I'll tell you briefly. The information is sent, and friends care; Today is the weekend. Say hello. I wish you a good mood this weekend!
67. The weekend is coming. I wish you a little taste of green tea and reading poetry books. Have a little fun climbing mountains and boating; Have a little hobby of listening to music and singing happy songs; There are small days to embrace happiness and peace!
68. The weekend is coming, I wish you: sleep as sweet as a pig, not annoying; Naughty and playful like a monkey, enjoying yourself; Quack like a duck, happy and perfect; Finally, I wish you no worries, happiness and worry-free weekend, simple and perfect in spirit!
69. Come to the weekend with a good mood, go on a date happily and auspicious, send a party happily and hug simply and happily. Eliminate the burden and fatigue, and worry and depression will collapse. I wish you a good mood; May your happiness be doubled.
70. It's the weekend. I've been trying to brew a lyric poem for you. Open the phone and find that the inspiration has already slipped away, but after unremitting efforts, I still came up with a very literary sentence for you: Happy weekend!
7 1. Work is very hard, and it's the weekend again. Happiness is indispensable. Throw away troubles and worries, run happily, reduce the pressure of outing, and be happy with you, me and him.
72. Listen! Because we are friends, we can't wait for you to say hello first. The purpose of this message is very pure, which is to express my heart and talk about my feelings. Greetings to your heart. After all, it was a happy weekend!
73. No matter how busy you are, you can't be blind, be gentle; No matter how forgetful you are, don't forget your health and enjoy it more; No matter how ruthless you are, you can't neglect your relatives and friends. You should greet them more. Bless you on the weekend, have fun!
74. What a funny weekend. Wish you all the best. Let happiness hug you crazily, let difficulties give way to you resolutely, let good luck always take care of you, let perfection always smile at you, and let happiness always show off to you. Have a nice weekend!
75. The weekend is here. Let's go! Let's board a simple boat together, leave our luggage behind and seek comfort; Let's get on the happy train together, throw away our troubles and collect happiness; Let's board the plane of happiness together, abandon sadness and pursue happiness!
76. Looking forward to, looking forward to, the weekend is coming, and the footsteps of the weekend are getting closer and closer. The mountains moistened, the water rose and the sun blushed. Saturday is like a doll that just landed, new from head to toe, and can't walk yet; Sunday is like a little girl, dressed up and walking with a smile. I really don't want her to go; But on Monday, he was a strong young man with steel arms and waist and legs. He led us forward.
77. I miss you with the stars, and the autumn wind sends me warm wishes. My deep thoughts have been brewing for a long time, and I quietly send them to you, my dearest friend. Have a nice weekend. Have fun.
78. Happy weekend through train flies to you with my thoughts, bringing you my long-cherished thoughts and letting you know that I haven't forgotten you. Have a nice weekend.
79. It's the weekend, and happiness is jumping on the tip of the tongue. Make a happy snack with warmth as seasoning; Put romance into the pressure cooker and let the family slowly boil; Happiness with a little pepper, stir-fry on fire. The dish is ready, please have a taste! Hey hey, have a nice weekend!
80. Today is the weekend. Don't be idle I'll give you some work that must be finished on time. I will always put the happiness files in order in the morning, prepare all the happiness materials at noon, and prove happiness at night. All right, let's get to work. Have a nice weekend.
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