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Someone asked me why I didn't sleep. I was shocked. I am a security guard. Can I sleep? Who will take care of the safety of this circle of friends when I sleep?

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You are your club, I am rich and I am expensive, and our perfume does not make toilet water.

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Tell me what's wrong with me, and I'll delete you right away.

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Take your left foot first, then your right foot, and you can walk. Next time, I will teach you how to breathe.

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No one is innocent, because I have no object.

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You are really dragging, but my delete button is not a toy gun.

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I am a security guard. I love BearBiscuit, and my salary is only enough for breakfast. I'm unhappy all day after work. Love has nothing to do with me, I am a simple gatekeeper.

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You slap me, then I slap you, you give me a punch, then I give you a punch, you give me a knife, and then brother, I may die.

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If meeting you needs all my luck, please stay away from me. I want to save my luck to make money. Thank you.

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I think I'm good at putting boys to sleep. If you say you are there, they say they are going to bed.