Tanabata funny greetings

1, Tanabata is here. I send you a flower to show that I miss you. I sent you two flowers to show that I miss you very much. I send you flowers all over the mountain: don't run, the bumblebee has been attracted. Happy tanabata.

2. When I have the right, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, Shenzhou VI be your special plane, China Grand Theatre be your karaoke room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. Isn't that interesting? Happy tanabata!

3, you drag, you drag, you are a pig eight quit reborn, except for a piece of meat, the rest did not bring, dead and no one buried. Happy Valentine's Day!

4. People's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! ! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you! ! !

5. Men and women should be equal, except of course those who are married. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

6. A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "

7. On Tanabata last year, Cowherd and Weaver Girl met at Queqiao. Magpies came to Tianhe to queue up this morning. After waiting for a long time, they never saw Niu Ge's seventh sister again. Starling breathlessly came to inform you that now the speed of scientific and technological development has doubled, and there is no need to meet at the Magpie Bridge. At this moment, they are chatting on the computer.

8, Tanabata lovers continue to be sweet, don't be discouraged without lovers, redouble your efforts with goals, continue to look for no goals, want a romantic candlelight dinner, and want to get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

9. As the saying goes: If the train doesn't push, happiness won't blow; Tanabata, I want to say to you: You are right, and your heart will get drunk.

10, honey, help me, my brain terminal is infected with acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed as "I love you". exe "