Silly son-in-law humorous joke

Humor describes funny or ridiculous and meaningful. This is a foreign word. The following is my silly son-in-law's humorous joke. Welcome to refer to them!

There is a silly son in zhang jia zhuang, Nieyang County, and a beautiful girl in Lijiazhai. In order to covet the wealth of the Zhang family, Mr. Li betrothed his beautiful daughter to the foolish son of the Zhang family. After marriage, I will return to China three days later.

Zhang's silly son is so stupid that he doesn't know how to eat and sleep. When he 10 or 20 years old, he will do nothing. He will read the children's song that his mother taught him since childhood: "Swan, Little Swan, flopping into the river;" There are fewer males and more females. Why are you a goose? "

Going back to the door soon, Joe's daughter-in-law was afraid that her stupid husband would make a fool of himself at home, so she secretly trained her husband in the bridal chamber. She said: We have a custom in Lijiazhai. When the new son-in-law comes home for the first time, he must sing a few plays for her family first, which shows that the new son-in-law is talented, knowledgeable and respects her family. Just like your jingle "Goose, Goose", how can you do it without making people laugh?

What husband said foolishly, I can't sing? Daughter-in-law said, I will teach you.

The daughter-in-law began to teach singing seriously: "Lantern on the fifteenth day of the first month."

The husband sang loudly: "Lantern on the fifteenth day of the first month."

The daughter-in-law said with a frown; "The tooth decay is too thick."

The man is still learning: "The cavity is too thick."

Daughter-in-law beats her husband's head and says, "You are really a goose!" "

Husband also pointed to poke and said, "You are really a goose!"

The daughter-in-law sighed and said, I really can't get along with you, and my husband repeated it.

Daughter-in-law feels that there is really no way to teach. The more she teaches, the more chaotic she will be. So, she taught her husband the precautions in the banquet, such as not drinking, so as not to get drunk and make a fool of herself; Don't talk too much, lest you appear stupid or something. Finally, I repeatedly ask you to pay attention to your diet before the party, don't wolf down like you do at home, and put your chopsticks neatly. ...

Husband is impatient: I don't even remember you saying so many things. How often do you want me to move chopsticks?

The woman rolled her eyes and said, well, I'll secretly look at you outside the door. When I knock on the washbasin, you can move chopsticks. The husband keeps saying yes.

On the day of returning home, the family happily received their new son-in-law. As soon as the new son-in-law came home, the first thing the whole family did was clamoring for the new son-in-law to sing. The new son-in-law was rude and began to sing "Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first month." The whole family cheered in unison.

Then, the new son-in-law said modestly, "It's a little rough."

The old mother-in-law comforted the new son-in-law and said, we are all family, so why mention it!

Instead, the new son-in-law pointed to her mother-in-law's head and said, "You idiot!"

Sister-in-law shouted unhappily, "This is our mother. How dare brother Zhang scold our mother? "

Instead, the new son-in-law growled at her sister-in-law; "I really can't get along with you!"

Unexpectedly, the new grandfather gave the whole family a "big nest neck" as soon as he entered the door, and everyone's face was a little worried. However, because the Zhang family is a big family with deep pockets in this county, it is not easy for an older girl to find a big husband's family. Although the new son-in-law has a bad temper, she has to swallow it in order to let the beautiful girl live a better life.

At noon, my father-in-law's house hosted a sumptuous banquet for the guests. Accompanied by local dignitaries, the new son-in-law sat in the VIP seat in the center of the hall. The new son-in-law sat in the chief politely, without drinking or talking. He just listened to the sound of the washbasin in the yard and moved his chopsticks. The people accompanying the guests praised Li's new son-in-law as the son of a big family, how quiet, how disciplined and how tasteful he was!

Fortunately, the bride took care of her stupid husband and played with her nephew in the yard. But suddenly someone called her something, and she left her niece and nephew. The little nephew was amused to hear his aunt knock on the washbasin, so he picked up chopsticks and knocked.

When the new son-in-law heard that the washbasin kept knocking in the main room, he quickly got off his chopsticks and put vegetables in his mouth again and again, saying, "Good, good!" " Then, the sound of knocking on the washbasin turned into "urging the wind" The new son-in-law couldn't even hold a pair of chopsticks, so he simply grabbed the chopsticks from his neighbor, drew his bow with both hands and kept pulling into his mouth.

For a long time, the new son-in-law with a straight face who doesn't talk or laugh finally spoke, and it was a face of anger! Everyone was embarrassed, and they repeatedly paid for it, saying it was a children's home. They are ignorant and unruly, knocking on the washbasin at random and disturbing the guests' enjoyment. Everyone agrees that the new son-in-law is worthy of being everyone's child, with funny speech, decent behavior and fun!

As the banquet draws to a close, it is customary to go to jiaozi for dinner. According to the custom of "disturbing the son-in-law" in Lijiazhai, the kitchen should secretly wrap jiaozi, the new son-in-law, with pepper or something, so that the new son-in-law can shed tears and sweat, and make a fool of himself. The tray porter first put Spicy jiaozi on the tray and winked at the accompanying guests, so Spicy jiaozi gave it to the new son-in-law. The zhangs' fool had eaten enough, so he pushed jiaozi aside. All the guests are adamant, asking the new son-in-law to either finish eating jiaozi or read some poems! When the new son-in-law got angry, she immediately remembered the nursery rhymes taught by her old mother in her early years and began to read:

Big swan, little swan,

Jump into the river;

There are fewer males and more females.

Why are you a goose?

The guests were even more surprised: it turned out that the new son-in-law saw through the authorities and knew that his jiaozi was wrapped in pepper! Although the new son-in-law scolded everyone in the poem, people openly said jiaozi, and everyone had to suffer a dumb loss. It seems that this new son-in-law is really good!

Afterwards, I heard that the new uncle found by Mr. Li's family not only has a good family, but also has a good personality. Although he doesn't laugh casually, he is extremely smart, can write poems and be eloquent. Hearing these words, Mr. Li was so happy that he couldn't walk any further. He woke up laughing and laughing at night.

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