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Top topics for chatting with your boyfriend
1. What is in the eye of the beholder? Xi Shi? No, it is you. 2. What? I am setting fire to your heart. 3. There are 100 ways to be sweet: eating candy, cake, and missing you 98 times a day. 4. I think I’m so carefree, why? Because I like every look of you. 5. Boys take a bath for 5 minutes, while girls take half an hour. So here comes the question, how long will it take if a man and a woman wash together? 6. Tell him dirty jokes and compete with him. Of course, in the end, you can become brothers very happily. 7. Inadvertently mention what he likes and what you are good at, or ask him to teach him what he is good at. 8. If I don’t like you, just fall in love with me. 9. Are you willing to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years and I feel scared when I see you. 10. Your dad is a thief, right? Why? He stole the stars and used them as your eyes. 11. Do you know what clothes are suitable for you? Beautiful clothes! No, you are conquered by me. 12. Let’s play basketball tomorrow. You teach me how to shoot. 13. Will you protect me like you protect your penis? 14. No need to say anything, just a moaning voice is enough. 15. Every time I miss you, there is one more star in the sky, and thus, the Milky Way is born. 16. I want to go pick up some things. Just wait a minute and I will marry you. 17. When the male god plays games, you talk about games. 18. Can you wash something for me? What to wash? You like me. 19. We have gone through many twists and turns to get to where we are today, and there may be more tests waiting for us, but I only know one thing, I love you, and I just want to be with you forever! 20. Whistle in his ear tone, and then say that I really want it. 21. If you had one million, how would you use it? 22. If you are willing, I will like you. If you are not willing, I will have unrequited love. Are you willing? 23. Is your blood type square? Or why do you look so straight? 24. I am so straight in the lonely smoke in the desert, and you are the roundest in the sunset over the long river. 25. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, why do I get happy when I see you? 26. If he likes you, you can talk nonsense. 27. Lying down at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is you and the glacier is also you. 28. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Cat: meow; dog: woof. 29. My bed accidentally collapsed. Can I go to your house to sleep? 30. The saddest thing is to recall the happiness of the past in pain. 31. Because I know you are a child who worries easily, so I put the thread in your hands but I dare not fly too far. No matter if I fly with the wind to the clouds, I hope you can see me. Even if I occasionally get playful and get lost, I still know that you are waiting for me. 32. "I think you are not suitable for dating." "Why?" "Suitable for marriage." 33. In my eyes, you are very beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff. 34. Monkeys live in caves , you live in my heart 35. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake 36. Little sister, little sister, what is your zodiac sign? Taurus, what about you? I am...I am for. Tailor-made for you. 37. After connecting to my home wifi, you become my family. 38. Many things that we thought we would never forget in our lives were forgotten by us. 39. I think. Go to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. I haven’t seen you for a long time. I miss you a little. 40. Where do I want to go? Go to your heart! 41. You will never see me when I am the loneliest. , because I am the loneliest when you are not with me. 42. There are so many flowers in the world, but I only collect your honey. 43. Can you not blink when I lie on your eyelashes? I'm not a talker, I just waited for you for too long. 45. What's so good about growing flowers? Let's grow strawberries together. 46. When you are here, you are everything; when you are not here, everything is you! 47. My teeth hurt recently because I often miss you at night. The feeling is so sweet that it will cause tooth decay. 48. You are my only rain during the three seasons of drought, and you are my only light in the endless darkness. Written by a girl to her boyfriend. Love words 49. Do you smell anything? No? Why is the air sweet when you come out? 50. If you and I have a child, what do you think his zodiac sign will be? What zodiac sign? Gemini? No, ours Masterpiece. 51. Do you smell anything? Why is the air sweet when you come out?
52. A person always has to walk a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that the things you tried so hard to forget have really been forgotten. 53. I like Ku Juji and I also like Jang Keun Suk. 54. For you, no matter whether it is good or bad, it will not change. 55. When I open my mouth, it’s your name; when I close my eyes, it’s your appearance. 56. I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I would miss you all the time. 57. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage. 58. What kind of relationship do you hope to develop? 59. The sun is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I grow old until you come. 60. Mok Wenwei’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day, and Jay Chou’s sunny day are not as good as chatting with you and me. 61. Will you protect me like you protect your little JJ? 62. A girl as good as me will never take advantage of me in the future. 63. Since you appeared, I realized how beautiful it is to be loved. 64. Are you blind? It hit my heart. 65. Others only want to sleep with you when they love you, but I am different. I can do anything on the sofa or in the kitchen. 66. How many times have I told you to be careful and not go out at night, but you just don’t listen. No, it came into my dream again last night, making me unwilling to wake up! 67. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to have one? If you do, do you want to get another one? If not, do you mind having one more? 68. Do you know why you are taller than me? Why? Because God knows that boys will bow to their wives. 69. Even if I have a choice in the world, I still choose you. 70. You are the cutest. I didn’t have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I still said it. 71. What kind of world do I want to see? I just want to see you. 72. Others just want to sleep with you, but I am different. I can do it on the sofa, bathroom, or balcony. 73. When you were a child, what did you hope to do when you grew up? 74. The most romantic thing I could want is to sleep with you. 75. I still like you, just like when I was a kid eating spicy strips without looking at the date. 76. Maybe it’s fate, but it’s more of resentment. It doesn’t matter whether it’s fate or resentment. Meeting each other in this life has made me cherish what I have. The routine of calling your husband. 77. I don’t want to complain about life anymore. Why, I want to hug you. 78. I am a practical person and I believe that love will grow over time. 79. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like 70% of me. 80. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves where I used to hide with you. Topics for chatting with your boyfriend 2 1. I think the most beautiful accident in the world is to meet you. 2. Ever since I met you, I feel like it’s always Valentine’s Day. 3. It’s not that without you, I would be single all my life. But, without you, I don’t want to be single. 4. What I want is not difficult to do. I still have time and you. 5. I, the drunkard’s intention is not to drink, but to fall drunk in your arms. 6. The most selfish and romantic words in the world are: You only belong to me. 7. I want to tell you a long story, so let me simply say, I miss you. 8. Thank you for your smile, which confused my youth. 9. Do you know what I love most? It is actually the first word of this sentence. 10. I didn’t seem to understand what love was at one time, but then I met you and I understood everything. 11. How can others bully someone who I am not willing to bully? 12. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly realize that I am really the happiest person in the world. 13. Your two-character name cannot form a sentence, but it enriches my heart. 14. Don’t bother me. If you bother me again, marry me. 15. With you, you are everything to me; without you, everything to me is you! 16. You are very young and I can’t bear to be with you. 17. If you agree, I will continue to like you. If not, I will fall in love with you unrequitedly. What do you think? 18. Should we consider upgrading our revolutionary friendship? 19. Life seems meaningless without your presence. A pack of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, and living like a zombie. 20. When I met you, I suddenly realized that I could be so willing to give everything. 21. It doesn’t matter whether you care about me or not, I still care about you. 22. You and I will spend the next life together. If you don’t come to me, I won’t grow old. 23. You are afraid, and so am I. I didn’t even mention what I was afraid of. In fact, I am afraid of everything about you. 24. If you don’t have my company in the first half of your life, let me accompany you in the second half of your life. 25. I have no other ideas, I just like you stupidly. 26. I can’t live without you. It doesn’t matter whether the future is good or not.
27. I don’t want to see such a world. I only like you. Only the world with you makes me like it. 28. I have nothing to do, I just want to listen to your voice. 29. Hold hands with me and you will not lose your way even if you close your eyes and walk. 30. I am actually very carefree. I like you every day and all kinds of you. 31. You are my present and my future. 32. I once said that the time without your presence is the loneliest moment for me. 33. I suddenly smiled very happily because I thought of you. 34. The love letter is plagiarized, but my feelings for you are real. 35. You are unique, how can I not cherish you. 36. I regret meeting you. You let me know the heartbreaking feeling of not having you. 37. I don’t want to be a passer-by in your life, I just want to accompany you to the end of your life. 38. You are the devil in other people’s hearts and the fairy in my heart. 39. You know, no one can make me tempted like you. 40. If you are unhappy, just toss me around. Who will make me like you? 41. I will always follow you silently, you just need to look back. 42. If I could get you, my life would be interesting. 43. The first time I met you, I was fascinated by you. Cultural people say it was love at first sight. 44. I stole the roses I gave you, but my love for you is true. 45. I was not born with a silly smile. I only learned to giggle the moment I met you. 46. ??What you always do to me is because you want to knock me down. 47. Even if you are a cactus, I will hold you, even if you are bruised and bruised. 48. If possible, I would be willing to spend the rest of my life by your side. 49. You are the joy of youth. I want to tell you this in turn. 50. Little brother, are you myopic? A little short-sighted. No wonder you can’t see that I like you. Topics for chatting with your boyfriend 3 1. Oops, Oops, I’m drunk, I’m tired, I’m washing and washing, I’m tired, the silk is getting further and further away, the beauty is highlighted, and finally it’s made into a beautiful new dress, say to you Out of my love, please read my words carefully. This new dress is all my love, joy and pursuit. 2. A dime can't stop the high temperature, a dime can't buy a refreshing breeze, and a dime can't buy refreshing rain, but a dime can convey my blessing to you. I hope this blessing can Put you in a good mood during the dog days of summer! 3. The passing meteors are the lovesickness in my heart; the fallen cherry blossoms are the dreamlike waiting; the floating fireworks are the witnesses of romance. As the weather turns colder, I send my greetings to you, who is the most caring in my heart. Remember to put on more clothes when the weather gets cold, you will be protected by me throughout your life. 4. Open your sleepy eyes, and the sleepiness of the whole night will be dispelled; stretch your lazy body comfortably, and report the joy of the day; drink a cup of sweet morning tea, and set off happily; send a good morning text message, and your will to be happy will be firm. Good morning to you! 5. It’s late at night, go to sleep, I’ll send you a few snores: one for good luck, two for blessing, three for joy, and four for luck. Start purring after receiving the blessing, haha, good night! 6. There is a kind of flowing peace in the body, which is called blood. There is a kind of flowing peace in life, which is called time. There is a kind of bright starlight in the greeting, which is called good night. My dear, I wish you good dreams and good night! 7. Listen to the frogs every night, think about the story of the toad and the swan, look at the cow dung every day, think about the story of cow dung and flowers, think about you every day, think about the things between you and me, since I have I'm sorry, I can't understand flowers and cow dung. 8. Chasing you for a long time has allowed me to develop the nose of a dog, the docility of a cat, the simplicity of a pig, the cleverness of a rat, the liveliness of a monkey, and the loyalty of a horse. They are so unlike each other, why don’t you accept me quickly? I truly become your treasure. 9. I can’t resist your love, and I willingly fall into your sea of ??love; I can’t resist your affection, and let the sweetness surge in my heart without any regrets; your words and your smile are already my favorite, for you and me The door to your heart has been opened! 10. My window will wait for your gaze, igniting the future that needs love in my heart, and illuminating the wanderings of my heart. From now on, there will be no time to stay in that lonely sea. My dear, I love you. 11. No matter how high the mountain is, there will be immortals and spirits. No matter how deep the water is, there will be spirits if there are dragons. It doesn’t matter how many words you have, just have a sincere blessing heart. The third day of the lunar month has arrived, and blessings have arrived. I send you a cold blessing, and forget all your worries! 12. What are you doing late at night like this? Late at night like this, I'm missing you. Look at the stars in the sky, each one represents my blessing. Go to sleep, go to sleep, and tell me tomorrow how many blessings you have received. Good night.
13. Use sweetness to create a heart-to-heart connection, use happiness to describe the prospect of happiness, use happiness to yearn for the future life, use beauty to describe our love. In this hot season, I am very happy to have your love! 14. There is something I have been holding back for a long time. I wanted to say it out but then swallowed it. I just couldn’t help it. I sent you a text message. I just want to tell you. Please listen patiently. It’s cold and please wear more clothes. Actually, what I want to say is, I love you! 15. I picked five stars from the sky for you. 1☆ means I miss you. 2☆ means I love you. 3☆ means I want to kiss you. 4☆ means I want to hug you. 5☆ means I want to be with you forever. 16. You have the gravity of the earth and the motivation to attract me to pursue. You have the charm of summer and the courage to give me courage. You have the gentleness to promote my fantasy. You give encouragement to love. I will work hard to make you Sweeter. 17. I love the party and hope that the party’s cause will prosper; I love the country and hope that the original country will develop rapidly and become prosperous and strong; I love the people and hope that the people’s lives will be well-off; I love you and hope that the text messages you reply will be exactly the same. 18. If you are the wind, I would like to be your kite. No matter how high or far it flies, the silk thread in your hand is the witness of our love; if you are the sea, I would like to be a pebble, no matter how deep it sinks, Life and death are in your heart! 19. In early winter, it is cold, but I am not afraid of the cold. I am afraid that you will ignore me. No matter how cold the weather is, it is not as good as your ignorance, and no matter how hot the stove is, it is not as good as your hug. Come, dear, give me a hug and give me warmth and strength! 20. Secretly write love letters in class, secretly put gifts in books, secretly take photos during class, secretly write messages in books, secretly follow behind when eating, secretly sit across from each other during meals, secretly make phone calls on weekends, secretly send messages while sleeping, we are here in this life. Let's go together and wish you a happy Valentine's Day!
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