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Why did the first mortal Presbyterian Church in The Journey to the West choose to hit a wall and die?

The secret of Xiaobailong's demotion shows that the water quality of the whole West Sea is not good. After all, it is connected with the Heishui River, which also causes the lighting of the West Sea Dragon Palace to become a problem. In addition, Xiao Bailong, the third prince of the Dragon King, was really rebellious and annoyed his father, so he committed the great crime of burning the night pearl, and finally accidentally joined the Buddhist team.

As a result, the ranks of Buddhist scriptures have expanded again. Tang Priest rode the little white dragon, and the Monkey King led the little white dragon all the way to the west. So what did you meet them for?

This is not the seventh chapter of the fourth volume of Journey to the West (a total of forty-five chapters);

Why did the Monkey King set fire to Kannonji? There is a little-known secret behind it!

One,

The Monkey King has been worried about being put on a tight hoop. He has sprayed Guanyin Bodhisattva on the eagle hook sword, and the Bodhisattva was speechless for a moment. Although the mouth is tough, it is actually a bit unreasonable.

In fact, the skill of the commander of Guanyin Bodhisattva in The Journey to the West is still quite tough, and the main strategy is carrot and stick. Whether you wear a tight hoop for the monkey king, a forbidden hoop for the black bear or a gold hoop for Hong Haier, you should wear it first and then give some benefits.

This time, the Monkey King was really wronged. After all, he didn't do anything too much. At that time, he was soft-hearted and gave the Monkey King three hairs.

However, don't think that by giving the Monkey King San Mao the grace of saving his life, he will be grateful to the Bodhisattva! I thought the Dragon King of the East China Sea gave him weapons and equipment, but I never saw him thank anyone. I thought Taibai Venus recommended him to be an official, but I never saw him thank anyone. I think the jade emperor gave him a fairy, but in the end, he didn't want to compete for the throne.

On the contrary, Erlang God, Tathagata Buddha, this malicious role has convinced the Monkey King, but he is even more grateful and respectful. Sometimes people are just so puzzling.

What is even more confusing is yet to come. After the Tang Priest collected the little white dragon, he had to pass through this eagle sorrow stream. It happened that the water god turned into a fisherman and took them there. On the other side, the Tang Priest untied his baggage and wanted to pay the fisherman. The fisherman shouted:

No money, no money. ?

See Tang's monk so performance, the Monkey King joke Tang's monk instead:

Don't salute me, master. You don't know him. He is the water god of this stream. If he doesn't pick me up, I'll hit him. ?

Then they saw a manor, which was also transformed by mountain gods and land, and gave them saddles and other items. After learning the truth the next day, Tang Priest bowed down and the Monkey King smiled again.

Where did you know that? A sneaky man like him should have beaten him up a long time ago, for the sake of Bodhisattva. How dare he be worshipped by my old grandson? ?

Second,

Why did the Monkey King keep his mouth shut, but hit people's water gods, mountain gods and land?

This is a sign of his guilty conscience, because he was posed by Guanyin Bodhisattva not long ago, and he himself is a very good-looking person. How does he vent his anger?

There is no place to vent, but to get angry at these water gods, mountain gods and land, but not really. What if they complain to Guanyin Bodhisattva? So he can only show it to Tang Priest on purpose, which means that my old grandson is still very powerful.

Don't think it's impossible. There are too many such people in the real world. They were obviously beaten, and later they told their accomplices that if they hadn't run fast, I would have cleaned them up!

Who is the Tang Priest who can't see through the Monkey King's tricks?

Don't be a man, don't say such empty words! Get up quickly, don't miss your walk. ?

It means, since you are capable, why are you afraid in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva? Stop pretending, who doesn't know what's going on, get up and move on!

Then they went to Kannonji. Many people understand this chapter and think that the Monkey King is too proud, which led to this disaster. Actually, it's not. Even without the Monkey King's deliberate ostentation, they will certainly have this difficulty.

Because, the elders of Jinchi here are ready:

I saw two children behind him, holding an old monk out. ?

This old monk is the elder of Jinchi. In his own words:

Chi is 270 years old. ?

A monk of such an age should have sat firmly in the backyard, but this time he went out to see the elders of Tang. As soon as there is trouble, there will be demons!

Third,

This old jinchi doesn't play empty games. After a few words, he went straight to the point. What topic?

A lucky boy took out a small plate of suet jade, three gold-inlaid flange teacups, and another boy was carrying a copper pot. ?

When the old golden pool appeared, there was a description. This description can be described by wearing gold and silver. Even today, rich people don't necessarily wear so many precious jewels when they marry women, but this old Jinchi did.

The purpose is to take out Tang monk's treasure:

Dirty eyes! Dirty eyes! Master is a celestial being and enjoys a wide range of treasures. How can he flatter me when he looks like such an instrument? Master has come from Shangbang, but do you have any treasures to lend to your disciples? ?

Tang Priest is really wily. I can see that there is something wrong with this elder. Of course there is a problem. Which normal mortal can live to be 270 years old?

Poor thing! There are few treasures in my native land; Sometimes, the road is too long to walk. ?

Tang Priest's strategy is to recognize cowardice. Old Jinchi is really well informed. We are poor monks, and Datang is also poor. There is nothing precious. Don't try our ideas.

The Monkey King doesn't think so. Imagine that since the Monkey King came out from the foot of Wuxing Mountain, he first met six thieves sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva, in order to make the Monkey King clean. Then I met the Bodhisattva on my way back from the East China Sea, then I wore a tight hoop, then I received the little white dragon, and then I met the water god, the land god and the mountain god. Which one has nothing to do with Guanyin Bodhisattva?

This time it was Kannonji, and the Monkey King couldn't figure out how to get back at Bodhisattva. Besides, the elders in Jinchi are so coquettish and 270 years old. Even if he doesn't push, the Monkey King will.

Therefore, after the Monkey King told me about this precious cassock, Elder Jinchi publicly asked the children to move out more than 700 cassocks. Therefore, how many monks were killed by the elders of Jinchi?

Fourth,

Tang Priest is even more uneasy, especially when he sees so many robes of the elders in Jinchi. They are all different in size, and their natural origin is unknown:

The ancients cloud? What rare and interesting things should not be seen by greedy and treacherous people? If you enter your eyes, you will be moved; If you move your heart, you have a plan! ?

The Monkey King doesn't think so. He is not the best. At that time, he will find the South China Sea, block Guanyin Bodhisattva and see what she says.

Sure enough, once the old monk got the cassock, he didn't want to return it. He wanted to kill them directly, but he was afraid he couldn't beat the Monkey King. So the young monk suggested burning them immediately. Hearing this, the old monk said:

All right! All right! All right! This plan is great! ?

The Monkey King was overjoyed when the fire broke out. He could have put out the fire immediately, but he refused. Instead, I went to Guangmu Tianwang to borrow a fire cover. Isn't the Monkey King afraid of the cassock being burnt?

Of course not. On the one hand, the cassock is not afraid of fire, on the other hand, it is really burnt out, so there is reason to make trouble in the South China Sea. Even if he doesn't take off his hoops, there is still hope that he can catch a few hairs in his life.

Old Jinchi can live to be 270 years old, and his martial arts is not built. He didn't burn to death, but when he thought about it, he knew he had met a master. Besides, the whole of Kannonji was burned so much. Anyway, this is the folk Guanyin bodhisattva incense. When the incense is broken, I am a dead agent!

More importantly, once I was alive, I was taken hostage by the Monkey King and went to the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea. The consequences are unimaginable!

They're all dead anyway. It's better to commit suicide!

And is Guanyin Bodhisattva happy?

Of course, I'm unhappy. My own temple was burned down like this. In addition to being annoyed at my usual neglect of management, I will also record this reason in my diary. Today you set fire to Kannonji, and tomorrow I will give you a flooded Tongtian River. After all, Chenjiazhuang by the Tongtian River also provided four statues of mentoring, which is tit for tat.

Otherwise, it is obvious that the Tang Priest and his disciples have got the scriptures. Why does the Bodhisattva say that there is one less difficulty?