Are there any short jokes?

The teacher smiled: "Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now I will test you and use an idiom to describe the teacher's happiness. " Xiao Xin: "Laugh at Jiuquan."

Two laughs: Only in this way can we be rated as "super otaku": in the cold winter, a buddy stood at the entrance of the building, wearing big shorts and slippers, looking at the snow all over the floor, and exclaimed in surprise, "God, when is winter?" !

San Xiao: I just came to the administrative service hall for consultation, and I met my deaf grandmother on the way. ...

Grandma: "Why didn't you go to work?"

Me: "I'll go to the service hall."

Grandma: "Whose monkey should I give an injection to?" I "go to the service hall"

Grandma: "How many monkeys need injections?"

(Passers-by A, B and C have suffered internal injuries)

Me: "clothing, clothing, big, hall."

Grandma: "Go ahead, don't let the monkey scratch his face."

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