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Because he used to be the only one in my heart, I can't let go now.

1, you don't know who your brother is until you really meet with difficulties.

2, give up you, next life!

The sun was born when the day put the night in bed again.

I am most afraid that when we are in conflict, someone will use this to please you.

5. The saddest thing is that I didn't find out until the end of love, and your future didn't have me from the beginning.

6. The biggest tragedy in life: the beauty is late and the hero is bald.

7. True beauty is mostly accompanied by the fragrance of life, infiltrating the scars of the old year and bearing our hopes.

It's ridiculous to think about it now. I was so crazy that I finally forgot what you looked like.

9. If you can give Russia a smile, even if you try harder, I will go with you without hesitation.

10, even if you lose everything, don't lose your smile.

1 1. He said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you/Fruit/

12, loneliness makes people fat. That's loneliness expanding.

13, don't test people's hearts, you will not only be disappointed, but even despair [you think so well of her and so badly of me]

14, because he is the only one in my heart, and I can't let it go now.

15, a city full of money, please give me a quiet pure land.

16, [always walking a long way alone in the desolate and lonely street]

17, once for a person, absent-minded writing and drawing in class were all the names of this person.

18,-I usually laugh and make fun of people, but I just don't want to be alone.

19, the best poet in China is in a mental hospital.

20. When you are willing to change, you will be stupid enough to feel that even the pain is not that important.

2 1, the funniest joke: Give me your name and ID number, and I will protect your privacy from being revealed.

22. I like you, how many people have been satisfied and how many people have been perfunctory.

23. I always feel happy when I am close to happiness, and I always suffer from loss when happiness is in progress. This is not good, and it is really immoral. Go to Zhang Wenwen.

24, some things, even if doomed to tragedy, I am willing to bear.

25. He is your life background, and you are his A, B, C and D. ..

26. There is a monkey in the zoo that makes everyone vomit. One day I went and I vomited; One day you went and the monkey threw up.

27. I learned to hide because I don't want to be seen through again. I learned to pretend because I didn't want to be stabbed again.

I'm not afraid of getting hurt. I am not afraid of tears. I am afraid that if I lose him, I will never love anyone again. ]

29. I have learned not to take the initiative to provoke others, but this does not mean that I am being trampled upon.

30. If you don't take the initiative, you will lose. If you take the initiative, you will only not cherish it.

3 1, the taste of lovers becoming friends, if you don't try, others will say it is wrong.

32. The school is better than the headmaster of the palace, like the teacher of the emperor, like concubines, and the students are all slaves.

33. Now you are not the teenager who blushes even when holding hands.

34. Friendship is remembered as a sweet melody; Keeping a good friend in mind is a kind of warm beauty.

35. People always deceive themselves, because it is much easier than deceiving others.

36. Every time you say nothing, what is hidden in your heart.

37. If you like someone, don't talk about eternity without perseverance.

38. Confess the six-character mantra: I will buy your snacks!

39. Remember who stood by your side in your most difficult time and who stood opposite you in your most difficult time.

40. When you are alone, don't think about two people and put aside memories;

4 1, it's good to have you. I will accompany you to the old age.

42. People's troubles are in one word: they can't let go, they can't get over it, they can't see through it, and they can't forget it.

43. Every time you are afraid, pat your left chest and whisper that you are not afraid.

Talk about classic personality-all I can afford now is chopsticks.

I don't know if I went to college or if college fucked me.

University is learning!

When I go to bed at noon, I set up an automatic reply when something happens. As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am not in Weibo and you are in Weibo.

Tell me from childhood, if there is anything else, nothing else, no money, no feelings.

The sky is used for wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of the world.

As a child. Cry, cry, laugh, grow up, laugh, laugh, cry.

Is this blind man blind?

The teacher came into the classroom and said, who is sitting in the village today? Don't even clean the blackboard!

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

Not only am I lucky, but also athlete's foot!

I finally know why I lick Oreos, because then no one dares to rob them.

Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

The man forgot his money, so he put the bill on the counter and left. The cashier took the bill and shouted, "Your bill, sir!" The man smiled and replied, here is your bill.

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others. ...

Gentle gentleman, ladies are eager. Tell me about personality QQ.

Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, just a little sleep, and don't overdo it.

Long ugly, live long; Handsome to death.

After class, the teacher said, what else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

Do you know why Xiao San is crying? Because Xiao Si is back. Do you know why Xiao Si is crying? That's because the boss is back.

When our summer homework teacher has finished all the homework, there will be a lot of junk cars parked in the school.

I really hope it starts on February 29th. . . Every four years! I hope to start on February 30th. . .

Six months ago, in order to urge myself to lose weight, I insisted on recording my weight every day, filling out Excel forms and generating trend charts. Today, my colleague passed by my seat, only to see him pass by and fall back thoughtfully. He whispered in my ear: Can you tell me which stock you are? The trend is quite good.

There is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: What should you do if your gas leaks? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

Too much computer play, I want to fast-forward when I watch TV.

My period is like a wolf. When I leave, I always shout, I will definitely come back!

When I was a child, I wrote a composition and learned to lie. Writing a thesis in a university, I learned to plagiarize; Write a report after work and learn to disguise; When you are in love, write love letters and learn to be melodramatic; When I was old, I wrote an autobiography and studied packaging.

The higher the online rate of QQ, the more lonely this person is.

The only thing I can afford now is chopsticks.

Don't let your girlfriend be blue, because she is blue and you are green, and don't let your boyfriend be red and yellow.

Pleasant to the eye, chasing, okay, kissing, quarreling, tired, scattered, pretending not to know, cursing you behind your back, completely ignorant, so that I collapsed.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

One by one, isn't it that I haven't finished my homework yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

Being a man is like Conan, with a spirit that makes people die wherever they go.

So many people despise me. Who are you?

I love you! What do you care?

Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness!

The bell in class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more collapsed than anxiety.

The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

Today's news of 10086 comes again. He still cares about me so much, but I hope he will add Happy April Fool's Day after informing me that the balance is insufficient!

Eye exercises: (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)! ! ! ! !

Mood phrase: people are tired because they can't put down their shelves.

Half of fate is in God's hands, and the other half is in your own hands. Success is to win the other half in God's hands with half in your own hands.

People are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve their complex.

If steel corrodes like memory, is this a happy city or a ruin?

Slander others, like vomiting blood to others, pollute your mouth first.

Life without goals may be premature. Life is helpless, I must not lose my temper.

Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

Sometimes you can't let go of a person, not because that person is irreplaceable, but because you spend too much time and energy on that person. Once separated, it's like a castle carefully built by yourself with time and youth crashing down.

Society is cruel and realistic, and ideals are sometimes easily annihilated. If you don't want to be disappointed and desperate in the end, you have to take turns to play the role of "red face and white face"

What kind of mood you face life with, what kind of mood you will gain!

Life is a kind of pain, but thoughts and philosophy make it rise.

The comedies in the world can be produced without money, and the tragedies in the world are mostly inseparable from money.

Love has no reason. It takes a reason to make love last.

Whoever meets first will make an oath; Between all sentient beings, it may have been doomed.

Hope and disappointment torment people, but hope torments people for longer.

Memories are like dust in the air, everywhere and pervasive.

Love is not finding someone to live with, but finding someone, without whom you can't live.

Deer hunters can't see the mountain under their feet.

People who are not blessed often hear right and wrong; Those who have enough blessings have never heard of right or wrong.

What I hate is that you say you miss me and do nothing.

The loveliness of a woman lies in her temperament, imperfection depends on her IQ, and perfection does not depend on her beauty.

People who live for a day are blessed, so we should cherish them. Life is only a few decades, so don't leave too many regrets for yourself. At sunrise, the East China Sea sets in the West Mountain, and there is also a day of sadness and joy. People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

We are like two parallel lines, no matter how we walk, we can't get together.

We are not children of God, but children who pursue their dreams.

Memories are like dust in the air, everywhere and pervasive.

There are only eight words in life, emotions and sorrows. Of the eight words, happiness and happiness only account for two. Just see through them.

You should tolerate those who have different views from you, so that life will be easier. It will be painful for you if you keep trying to change him. Learn how to put up with him. You must learn how to tolerate him.

A clever woman deserves sympathy.

Many rooms make wind, and many words make disaster.

There is no soft love in a hard city, and life is not like Lin Daiyu, because there are many styles of sadness.

How can happy people on earth understand the sadness of Martians?

If we keep telling ourselves to be happy every day, it means that we are unhappy.

Sometimes you can't let go of a person, not because that person is irreplaceable, but because you spend too much time and energy on that person. Once separated, it's like a castle carefully built by yourself with time and youth crashing down.

The noblest revenge is to forgive each other.

When you want to give up your dream, tell yourself to stick to it for another day, another week, another month and another year. You will find that the result of refusing to leave is surprising.

The world is inherently painful, without exception.

Don't waste your life, you will regret it there.

Youth is a book that can't be closed when it is opened, life is a road that can't be turned back when you set foot on it, and love is a bet that you can't get back if you throw it out.

Eating all over the world, the only thing I can afford now is chopsticks.

1, whoever delays me for a while, I will let him regret it for the rest of his life.

2, there is always such a person, we call it "well"-that is, the meaning of both.

3. A woman said, "I haven't lifted the toilet seat in my house for several years ..."

I often change jobs. I have been to many cities in China. Whenever my friends ask me where I work, I always say "I moved in China".

The so-called perfect marriage is: the man is finished and the woman is beautiful.

6. The red light at every door illuminates my future.

7. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

8. The most valuable thing for people is to know how much they weigh. Why don't you try to stand on the big scale? That weight doesn't move at all.

9. When I am rich, I will buy two BMWs to clear the way in front, and I will go to work by bike in the back.

10, I swear I'll chop my hands when I surf the Internet again. I found out that I am Guanyin with a thousand hands.

1 1, when the value of your decorations exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

12, all I can afford now is chopsticks.

13, don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. What a good fate!

14, I thought I wanted a career, but I just wanted a salary.

15, I've known for a long time that people are not old, but I don't know enough horsepower.

16, the so-called difference in values is: given a candle, some people will feel that a cake is missing, and some people will feel that they are missing a whip.

I thought about the words "17" and "special efforts", and only achieved the first four.

18, beast, let go of that girl ... let me go first!

19, ideal is like underwear, you should have it. But you can't prove that everyone has it!

20. Psychological activities of pregnant girls: "My mother will kill me!" Fetal psychological activity: "My mother will kill me!" " "

2 1, also want to buy an ipad, college students know how to donate sperm, and high school students only sell kidneys. It's terrible to have no education!

22. Time and marriage will make a man mature, but time is a small fire and marriage is a big fire.

23. April Fool's Day passed before I could express my confession.

24. When watching TV, the sudden appearance of advertisements is not hateful. What is really hateful is that after the long advertisement, there is an ending song.

25. Because of your "sorry", I decided "none of your business".

26. The husband becomes a philosopher, the wife an economist and the mother-in-law a strategist as soon as possible.