A joke about primary school students' composition

We are the flowers of the motherland, and our teachers are hard-working gardeners! !

Comments: Is there a gardener now? They are all animals!

Autumn is the harvest season, you see, golden ears of wheat. . . . . . . . . "

Comments: Fuck, I won't know until I grow up. Wheat is harvested in summer.

It's cloudy and raining in Mao Mao. Today, we visit the Martyrs Cemetery with a heavy heart. ...........

Comments: Don't children now travel with snacks and mineral water?

The red scarf is dyed red with the blood of revolutionary martyrs. .......

"How poor the family has been since the Third Plenary Session and how much the family has changed since the meeting."

Comments: Primary school students know nothing about reform and opening up, and they don't know what the Third Plenary Session is until middle school.

At this moment, the image of Uncle Lei Feng (brother Lai Ning, sister Liu Hulan, etc. ) caught my eye. . . .

Comments: generally used in psychological struggles, such as picking up wallets, doing bad things, and so on. Before everything went to the abyss, Uncle XX came out to help.

Seeing grandpa crossing the road, I ran to help grandpa, and grandpa said thank you! I said you're welcome, this is what we young pioneers should do. "

Comments: Does anyone do this now?

The students looked at the clean classroom, wiped the sweat from their foreheads and smiled. . . . . (used to describe after cleaning)

Comments: When I was a child, every time I finished cleaning, I only had one thought: Hey hey, I finally have time to play.

Xiao Ming, Xiao Hong, Xiao Gang, Xiao Li ... Xiao X. ......

Comments: Is this the name of China people?

The classroom is so quiet that you can hear a pin drop.

Comments: I remember a manufacturer's air conditioner advertised that the mute of its products was the sound of needles on the ground. This planner probably used this sentence a lot when he was a child.

Autumn is crisp and sweet-scented osmanthus is fragrant. In a lively sound of gongs and drums, we ushered in the N th school sports meeting.

Comments: I remember that there were no osmanthus trees on the campus when I was a child, and the teacher didn't say anything.

Looking at the white hair on mom's head ...

Comments: Mom, I'm sorry, my son is unfilial. You were only in your thirties that year, and you had white hair-my son was forced, too.

Late at night, I passed the teacher's window and saw that the teacher was still correcting homework.

Comments: As soon as I taught primary school, my classmates told me that the small things in primary school were corrected three times, five times and two times. It was still late at night, and most teachers could not do it themselves.

Composition: "Mom and Dad touched my head and said earnestly," Son, you should study hard and be a useful person to the motherland and society in the future ... "

Comments: In reality, my parents touched my head and said earnestly, "Son, you should study hard. In the future, you will be a big official and make a fortune!"

Every time you do something good, people will ask you "Thank you, little friend, what's your name"? "My name is red scarf."

Comments: This is a golden sentence. When this sentence comes out, no one can beat it. To tell the truth, I really want to beat the child to death! !

After reading the sentences we wrote when we were young, what else won't give us goose bumps?

No wonder several generations in China didn't get Nobel Prize in Literature's ~ ~