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What stupid things have you done in the past? It's funny to think about it now.
What impressed me the most was when I was cramming for the Buddha in the third year of high school. My daily routine was 1 1 self-study in the evening. When I came back, I began to wash quickly, because the lights were turned off at half past eleven. It happened in winter, and the bed opposite me was always wearing a black warm coat and a pair of black warm pants.
As usual, I was very happy to take the basin to wash, then I found a black "opposite bed" to keep warm, and then I crept over and patted her ass hard. She was obviously scared, then turned her head, and then I was even more scared. Because this person is not my bed and I don't know him, apologize quickly. My little sister didn't want to talk to me at all, so I continued to apologize. In fact, I sincerely apologize, but I still can't help laughing embarrassedly. I really cried myself.
Besides, I lowered my head and didn't look up at her. I live on the same floor and often go to the toilet. There is no compartment in the toilet, and five pits are arranged together, which is particularly embarrassing.
It happened during the tutorial. I didn't bring a thermos bottle, because I haven't washed it for several days, and I have to wash my hair at night. Then I borrowed a classmate's thermos bottle, and all the students in our class put it behind. Because I am not very familiar with the borrowed thermos flask, I took the wrong thermos flask and went up to wash my hair after class.
When I was washing my hair, I heard someone say that her thermos was missing. I still feel very sad. People in this world even stole thermos flask, and then that classmate kept searching and searched the classroom and dormitory, and then I found the place to wash my hair and saw her thermos flask. Yes, it's right next to me. It's a thermos I often use to wash my hair.
When she came over, she just picked up her thermos. I was stunned. That's when I realized. I took it by mistake, or the classmate who borrowed my thermos said that I didn't take her thermos and told the dormitory.
I'm impressed by my IQ.
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