Funny lines of Fan Wei's classic sketch

1. Why is the gap between people so big?

2. Brother, if you want to hit me, hit me!

3. This is a patient-to-patient discussion about illness. What are you meddling in?

4. eldest brother, I really smoked!

5. it's fate to turn around and sell for a year! Learn from a pit, thank you! Horizontal approval is: self-taught!

6. Why don't you play by the routine?

7. suddenly the sea is boundless, and turning back is the shore.

8. I can't kill you!

9. I don't tell the average person.

1. Fool, then fool!

11. Good heavens! The earth! Which angel elder sister gave me this tone!

12.IC, IP and IQ cards, tell me all the passwords!

13. wait ... wait ... I ... I want to rob you.

14. You ignored me, too, and I became a dog.

15. Don't say anything, it's all in the wine.

16. Alas, just ... just do you think this matter is ... interesting?

17. Give up the spoon and teach.

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19. This person stands at different heights, but he sees the problem from different angles!

2. Foolish, too foolish, you are old and foolish! You know what?

21. What is IQ? Give it to me!

22. Marriage is a person's second reincarnation. I didn't vote for your uncle!

23. It is unscientific to look at a woman all her life, and it is easy to see the disease.

24. It's hard for a rich man to have no money!

25. This child is too thoughtful. Hurry … and get a donkey. How can this child do this small business? People have to do big business!

26. I'm a bespectacled person at least. How can I do it?

27. If you don't get the favor of lesbians, you will get hurt.

28. I eat carotene, which is always nutritious! Didn't I see an apple just now?

29. Is this job overbearing?

3. In terms of success or failure, life is heroic, big ... big deal ... start all over again ...

31. If you want to live a decent life, you are not afraid to be green. Horizontal batch: Ninja Turtles!

32. Is your father big or the city big?

33. Money is a bastard. If you don't have it, make it again!

34. You respect me one foot, I respect you one foot, respect others' personality and set an exemplary image!

35. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

36. Last meal, next meal, finally accompanied by gastroptosis ...

37. Go your own way and let your ex-wife regret it!

38. What? I ... I am ... the bodyguard of the general manager of Kaiyuan Victoria Entertainment Plaza!

39. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, every grain is hard; Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, by going up one flight of stairs.

4. Happiness means: I'm hungry, and when I see someone holding a meat bun in his hand, he is happier than me; I was cold, and when I saw someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket, he was happier than me. I want to go to the toilet, just a pit, you squat there, you are happier than me.

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