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About 500 words about the Mid-Autumn Festival in Shaoyang in 2009.
The annual Mid-Autumn Festival has arrived. Listen to the old people say: "July 15th, bordeaux, August 15th, jujube falls." Playing dates at grandma's house is my happiest thing every year.
The golden sunshine sprinkled on grandma's small yard, reflecting the "agate" on the jujube tree. Look at the piles of dates covered with branches. They are really beautiful. They brought a bumper harvest to the Mid-Autumn Festival.
Regardless of the fatigue along the way, I picked up a bamboo pole as thick as my wrist, lifted it with difficulty and hit it unconsciously on the jujube tree. Jujube fell on my head, and I cried out in pain, making everyone laugh. Grandma said, "silly child, how can you date like this?" There should be a way! "
I asked my grandmother for a big chair, stood on it, and then picked up a bamboo pole and hung it with branches and shook it hard. I didn't expect the branch to hang my pole. Missed, the foot stepped on the air, the body shook, and "backflip" sat on the ground.
My cousin couldn't help laughing when he saw my mess. He pointed at me and said, "Look, my cousin knows martial arts!" " "I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Even grandma laughed till tears came out. I thought unconvinced, "didn't I just hold the pole with my hand?" "This time, I will definitely lay a lot for you to see."
I got on the chair again and saw a bunch of jujube branches hooked on the pole. This time I grabbed the pole, pulled it down hard, and then shook it up and down. Jujube fell with a clash, and I shouted happily, "It's raining dates! It's raining jujube! "
After playing for a while, I put down the bamboo pole, found a bamboo basket and started picking dates with my brothers and sisters. There are too many dates to pick. At this time, how I want to be a little hedgehog. As long as I roll on the ground, I can pick up so many dates. When we pick it up, we look at it again. Wow, there is a pot here and a basket there, which is quite a lot.
In the evening, we sit around and enjoy the fruits of our labor. We ate and laughed, and grandma smiled from ear to ear. She looked at me and said meaningfully, "Dating is not easy!" "Yes, nothing is easy. I have a deep understanding of this. I chewed this crunchy jujube and felt very sweet.
This incident made me very happy and unforgettable.
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