A cold joke: a brain teaser can trick people.

A quick brain teaser can trick people

When there is a joke, everyone laughs together, which is to share happiness. Perhaps, happiness is so simple. Next, CJ brings you a cold joke. Brainstorming can trick people. I hope you will like it.

A cold joke can trick a person:

1. The husband asks a lawyer to handle the divorce formalities.

lawyer:? Why do you want to divorce your wife?

husband:? I can't stand my wife's bad habit any longer. She doesn't lie down and sleep until morning every day. ?

lawyer:? What does she do at night?

husband:? Waiting for me to go home! ?

2. Mr. and Mrs. Lu Yu stopped in the street and quarreled.

the woman is the main driver and the man gets off the co-pilot.

the woman's fierce roar:? Get out of here! Don't get in my car if you dare! ?

male:? Get out of here! Give me two pieces to take the bus! ?

3. Wife: You promised me not to smoke. Why did you smoke again?

husband: well, you promised me pocket money yesterday, but you haven't given it to me yet.

wife: don't you have your own money? With private money, of course I can't promise you.

husband: ok, this is my private cigarette.

4. Wife: The woman opposite is really out of line. She doesn't draw the curtains in the shower.

husband: where, where?

wife: look, it's right there.

Three seconds later, the husband saw a woman opposite him bathing her pet.

A quick brain teaser can trick people. 2.

1. A couple went shopping together. After a few hours, the wife found that her husband was missing, so she called his mobile phone.

　? Where are you? She screamed.

he said: Do you remember that jewelry store? The one where you saw a diamond necklace that you liked. But I didn't have enough money at that time, so I said it would belong to you one day. Do you remember?

　? Remember! ? She said excitedly and loudly.

　? Oh, I'm in the bar next door. ?

2. Husband: I really don't understand why you women like to go shopping. After a few hours of shopping, you don't feel tired. After only a few minutes in the kitchen, you just say that you are uncomfortable all over.

wife: silly, you are new when you go shopping and come out of the store, and you come out of the kitchen covered in dirt. Who do you think will like it?

3. After the husband and wife had a big fight, the wife called her mother.

　? He quarreled with me again! I'm coming to live with you. ?

　? No, no, honey? Her mother replied,? He must pay for his mistake! I came to live with you. ?

4. When my wife came back from shopping, her husband said discontentedly. What did you buy again?

the wife said: I find that your absent-mindedness is contagious. You see, I was going to buy you a tie today, but I bought myself a pair of pants. ? ;