400 lovers' humorous jokes

1, [it is said that you marry a chicken. Then why did you marry me? ] [whatever. 」

I had lunch yesterday and had nothing to do. I sent a message to my stupid girlfriend and asked, Baby, have you eaten? "I have eaten."

Are you full? "I'm so full." Are you cold? "Not cold." Is it warm? "hmm." Do you miss me?

"think." Oh, it's really full of warmth or something ... "You bad guy, see how I return you!"

3. Every time my girlfriend and I slam the door after quarreling, I will silently boil a pot of water, and then when the kettle breathes, I will point to the water and shout, "Get out of here!"

4. What would you do if I hugged you?

Woman: resist!

Man: What would you do if I kissed you?

Woman: Resist.

M: If I ...

Woman: It's over! After all, a woman's strength is limited.

Every time I go shopping, I will definitely go to the clothing store to try on my coat. Try not to buy it. Enjoy it.

Ask him: What are you doing?

He said: shopping guide mm will make me wear clothes, and I like the feeling of reaching out for this kind of clothes.

It is said that his fierce girlfriend woke up in the morning and called him to bring her clothes to wear.

6, the little comma was dumped by his girlfriend, heartbroken. Friend comfort: forget it, forget her, it's no big deal!

The little comma cried: I can't forget it. I bought her a lot of things, all on installment.

7. My boyfriend and I were walking in the community and saw a couple hugging each other. I said enviously, it's too sweet. Please give me a hug.

My boyfriend looked around and pulled me into his arms: the hug was cold and warm.