Mr. Bai Zi's lines

Mr. A: Oh, this is a cross talk. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce the one beside me first. He is a famous actor in phonology, Mr. Zhou Wei. Let's give a big hand. B: Oh, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you praised me in front of so many people as soon as you came on stage. A: Hey, look, Qian Sun, Qian Sun, and Qian Sun [pause] B: Swearing? It's not good to swear, you, you are rude. Me? What's wrong with me? . B: Guys, did he just scold me? When I say you, you are modest, which means I praise you. You are very modest. Sun Yi: I see, I see. Friends, please forgive me. There are too many Chinese characters in China. No matter who you are, at least make a mistake, right? Ha ha. Sorry, let me correct a word for you. Help me modify a word? What did you just say about me? A: Modest grandson. B: Wrong. A: Wrong? B: Wrong. Then, there is another word under "Sun". This is a poor pronunciation and humility. A: Oh. . . That's what I'm saying. You are a man. In art, you are very good at making paper. B: I really don't understand this craft. If I knew how to make paper, I would go to a paper mill. Why did you go to the paper mill? B: Wrong again. Your name is artistic attainments, you know. Ha ha A: Oh, I, I mean your cross talk is very good. When you talk about cross talk, we audience here can also enjoy it, can't we? (b covers A's mouth) B: Well, no, no, no A: What's the matter? Aren't you tired of talking like this? No, it's just that everyone had a good time. B: Oh, I know, the pronunciation of that word is entertainment, you know, entertainment activities, entertainment, do you understand? A: Well, that's what I want to say. B: I know what that means. You're dark, really dark. No, I have to paint it black and ink. Very humorous. A: ouch. What is this? That's called infatuation. A: Oh, I, I, I, that's what I mean. I just want to say that your cross talk is so good. I want to learn from you. B: Let's talk about my today first. . . A: Yes, yes, yes, I just want to talk about your artistic pursuit. Simply put, this is it. It's nothing. B: Wrong (pointing to a nail) A: Oh, oh, sorry, wrong. B: Right, right, change it. Sorry, you're naked. (b) alas. Why did you call me? Me? Do you like it? B: Of course, when you say dog, you have to say dog. A: I, I said, hello, Mr. Dog (shaking hands). B: No, it isn't (shaking hands). A: Hello, Mr. Dog (shaking hands again). B: This, this is ridiculous. This, there is no this, let me correct it for you. You just said I was naked, which should be called meticulous. A: Well, it's up to you, it's up to you, meticulous, meticulous (patting B on the shoulder) B: Well, why are you patting me? A: Well, I still want to express my meaning, just to express it. B: What language is this? It's called a villa, you know? Well, I want to talk to you there. B: chatting is ok! A: Yes, we can discuss it together. B: I like A: I'll tell you about this foreign literature. B: I can give it back to you. A: I know many foreign writers. B: Who do you know? A: I know this very well. B: Say a: It's like that fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit. . I know. B: Who is it? A: That's it. Eh, Mo Julie, Mo Julie B: No.

I know about his sister.

B: Who is it?

Jasmine

Who's jasmine?

Who's Mo Julie? That's Moliere, you know?

A: Well, I learned a lot from foreign countries, but not only from foreign countries, but also from China.

B: Oh, China knows, alas, so-and-so

I know the famous old gentleman, Mr. Cao Ou.

Went to the vegetable market again.

Why should I go to the market?

You want to eat lotus root, don't you? You mean the old writer who wrote Thunderstorm. His name is Cao Yu. You know, Cao Yu, give the lotus root back to Cao.

A: I have been talking about Cao Ou for so many years.

Well, yes, you have been wrong all along. You know, I have to recommend you a book. You should read it carefully.

A: Huh?

This is a good book, China's four classical novels, Xu Shui.

Really? (B laughs at the same time)

B: You look perfect. The plot is good. This great hero, bearded Li Da, especially with a weapon in his hand, was both surprised.

A: Next?

Well, you should take a good look at this.

A: Yes, I have to have a good look.

B: What? Take a good look. It's all nonsense. According to your words, you, go to your place and be surprised.

A: Go, go, I know, it's cool, I'm not cool.

Look at this, my friends. Dress appropriately, behave gracefully, and hold a fan in his hand. It belongs to Wen Zou Zou. It's a mouth. It is white. Do you see it?

A: Did I say it for nothing?

Ang Lee

A: As the host of CCTV, when did I say "white"?

B: What do you mean by "white"? You are full of vernacular. You are a vernacular gentleman, you know that?

A: Who is it?

B: You.

A: Who is it?

B: You.

A: Yes, I can't figure it out.

B: Ah! Open your mouth, don't you see?

A: No, don't keep looking at my money.

Ouch. Cover your face and turn your back on the audience. )

B: Ugly! (shaking hands) How ugly this is. Oh, it's called beer. . . What do you mean it's broken? You know, that's a disadvantage.

Do you think I am young and elegant?

Oh, here you are. . Childish!

I tell you, everything I say is well thought out.

B: Ouch! Cooked!

A: Hot!

B: Yes!

A: Hot.

B: Yes!

A: Can you do it without heating?

B: Alas!