The joke that Liu Bei married the army of five tigers and generals.

It is said that the bridal chamber is full of flowers and candles, and Liu Bei is lewd after foreplay. He smiled and said to his wife, "It's time for the second child to play!"

Suddenly, Guan Yu broke into the house and shouted, "Thank you, Big Brother!" I hugged my sister-in-law and said, "I'll show you what my little brother can do!" " "

As soon as the voice fell, Zhang Feiyue entered the window and shouted, "Thank you, Second Brother ..."

At this moment, a strange wind blew and the candle went out. Zhang Fei tried to enter the cave with a gun, but he couldn't see. His name is Liu Bei: "Big Brother, it's too dark in the room." Liu Bei handed the lantern and said, "Kong Ming, Kong Ming is fine." As soon as the voice fell, the strategist fell from the sky with a banana fan in his hand and shouted, thank you, master.

Just as Kong Ming was in high spirits, he found his mistress charming and irresistible. Fortunately, Zhuge was in Wolong and suddenly felt that he had violated the gentleman's way. He was ashamed of his home and said, "It's too busy, I'm sorry." Liu Bei clapped his hands and smiled: "Pull out, pull out." Pang Shiyuan got out from under the bed and cried, Your Majesty finally remembered me. I will do my best.

Pang Shiyuan wanted to act, but he was helpless in the rice cake. After playing a long game, he can't be proud. Sighed: "Even if the sky is full of clouds, why can't that boy prosper?" Just then, Zhao Yun broke into the house and shouted, "Zilong, don't live up to the scholar's kindness."

After the foreplay, Xiao San was still fragrant and hungry. Suddenly, I saw the handsome Zilong, and Lian said, "No fame, no fame." Seeing that the dragon has been hungry for a long time, and seeing the slutty posture of the eldest sister-in-law, I can't help but imitate the northern accent and say, "The eldest sister-in-law is old and yellow." Outside, old Huang Zhong rushed in and said loudly, "It's still interesting to be a younger brother."

Although Huang Zhong is a general with five tigers, he is not as old as he was then. He rubbed his ass and sighed, "Oh, I can't help it ..." Then Liu Chan jumped out of the cupboard. "She is my stepmother. Isn't this incest? "

After all this, Liu Bei's wife was already in high spirits, and Cherry's mouth intermittently and vaguely shouted "Fuck at once, fuck again". Ma Chao broke through the wall and shouted, "Thank you, madam!"