Where did this passage first come from? ..... I'm going to eat KFC tomorrow. So nervous! Is it expensive? How can you pretend to eat often?

Go and buy a pair of Adi Wang, put them on, and go in and have no face! !

Brother, have you seen too many jokes? It stipulates that women can enter. If you want to go in, buy a skirt.

Of course, if you go to KFC, you should order McDonald's, which is cost-effective and tasty.

I suggest you order Lanzhou sesame seed cake.

I want a catty of Austrian roasted wings.

I recommend you to try their Mapo tofu, which is very powerful.

KFC's Mapo tofu must be ordered, super authentic, and fish with Chinese sauerkraut is also good. Of course, if you can't finish eating, you have to pack it. There is a box with a straw where you ordered, so pack it and go. It's free anyway.

Alas, you go directly to the counter and say to the waiter, "Chicken wings are 2 Jin!" "Be sure to speak loudly, so that they can't see that this is your first time to KFC!

Fish-flavored shredded pork is a must-have specialty. Let her put the ice in another cup. Remember to invoice.

Don't panic. Order spicy fried beef and boiled fish first. Frequent visitors will order these two dishes!

Follow-up: Is the fish head with chopped pepper delicious? Is it a fish from Taihu Lake?

I don't like fish very much, so I don't comment. However, KFC's diced Chili chicken and Sichuan-style pork are both good and highly recommended. Don't be too nervous. Take a deep breath before you go in ~ ~ ~ relax ~ ~ ~. The menu is in Chinese, English and French. Advise the waiter to take French. You can order a cup of 82-year-old Nongfu Spring to highlight your personal grade and taste and make people feel that you are a frequent visitor.

Relax, it's okay. Call the waiter when you arrive and tell him loudly: give me two McDonald's! Orientals are white.

It's really expensive. But it doesn't need thousands. A few hundred dollars is enough. If you want to be cheap, just order some steamed buns. Or steamed bread. Of course, it will be cheaper if you bring some tofu yourself.

Take one hundred and put it on the counter. Don't say anything The waiter will understand everything himself.

Just wear a mask and order a set meal called robbery.

When you go in, say a bacon pizza without cumin, a drink with Coca-Cola mustard sauce, ten kebabs and five unwashed kebabs. Pack two Jin of steamed bread to take away when you leave.

Landlord, you'd better take the money away. 1k is enough. Just find a table, call a waiter, throw out a dozen dollars and shout: give me your most expensive one! Pay attention to the loud voice, preferably loud enough for the whole audience to look at you, which will definitely save face.

Don't be afraid, you just need to walk to the table with your head held high and say loudly to the person who receives you, "Give me two Jin of KFC!" " "Then throw him a photo of Grandpa Mao, and no one dares to look down on you. Listen to your brother, and you will be doubly proud ~

In fact, everyone with status goes to McDonald's, and it costs more than 500 for two people. The staple food must be beef noodles, and be careful not to have chopped green onion. A cup of apple vinegar with a hamburger will save you face.

If you want people to look like regular customers, remember to bargain with the waiter, such as Hamburg 12.5. Just tell him, Oh, I'm your frequent visitor, 10 yuan, so that others will pay attention to you and think that this child really comes to dinner often and will bargain. Then give the money and tell the waiter I don't want a receipt. Just give me a cup of jiuzhen.

Don't be nervous, just bargain as usual.

Not expensive, fried dough sticks, scallion pancakes, Zhajiang Noodles, everything, usually 3 yuan a piece, many children like to eat. However, people who go there often wear suits and ties. I don't know why girls have to wear evening dresses.

Go to the temple to burn incense and worship Buddha first. It's best to kill a chicken ~ pray for Buddha to bless you to eat KFC smoothly!

When you arrive at the store, ask the waiter to bring the menu and ask if there are any special dishes. Just two copies.

It's full of rice, chicken, fish and so on. You can ask the waiter to put pepper and vinegar on it. If you are not full, you can ask the boss for steamed stuffed buns and baked wheat cakes. Delicious and affordable!

... hehe wow ~ ~ You know so much. Is it really an English menu? Toilet? Is there a toilet in it? Wow! ~ ~ ~ It's amazing! ~~

Ah, you're leaving tomorrow. I really envy you. Actually, I want to go, too. I heard it's a very upscale place. I really don't know when I can be so lucky for you.

Two bowls of old Beijing beef, Lamian Noodles, and a coke with some coriander. Then he took out his mobile phone and played a love business with a unique face.

Just now, my neighbor said that he would eat arsenic tomorrow. He looks relaxed. Is eating foreign garbage more stressful than eating arsenic?

Give it up. I often go there. There is no toilet in it. If you are afraid of being nervous, use the urinal. Really. I am a vip.

Wow! ! You are so handsome! I can't believe I can go to KFC. We don't have it on the mountain. We can only get some rabbits or something. I heard from the master that it is precious. It costs tens of thousands of dollars to eat a meal, such as stewed mushrooms with chicken and stewed ribs with sauerkraut. It is said that there are bird's nest and shark's fin! Mm-hmm ! You are so happy! !

I have never eaten KFC, but I often pass by KFC. When you order for the first time, you must order "sandwich bread fried rice, potato chips, shredded potatoes." Everyone who eats in it wears a suit and tie. Smoking is not allowed in it, but cigars are allowed, because they are all upper-class people. When the landlord goes, he must bring his credit card, bank card, ID card, housing management certificate, marriage certificate and so on. This will look like a position. The menu is not English, but Afghan. Should the landlord know this language?

Take your bank card. Everyone who goes there brushes it ... and it's best to wear a skirt. The people there are very polite, and they care about it. Of course there is a toilet. Don't worry, there are many languages in the menu. Just find a Chinese menu. That shop sells western food. Don't forget to bring a handkerchief. If ordering abalone is too expensive, don't order shark's fin. The specialty there is shark fin hamburger. You should order it. Generally speaking, if you swipe your card, there will be a bonus there. Generally, it is enough for you to have a few hundred cards in your card. It is best to use Citibank or Standard Chartered Bank, which looks more dignified. It is enough to order a few cocktails on the right occasion.

They are all wrong. You know, it's expensive. Where are you going? Call Xiaoer and tell him you want a bacon barbecue pizza, then a bottle of Erguotou and a bowl of noodles. Do you know how expensive this little thing is? It cost 800000000, and the toilet inside is called a pit. Remember, ha ...

Go in and find a small table, and then call the waiter to come over!

If the menu is in English, you can ask the waiter to introduce some special dishes. In short, it must be right to order three fresh vegetables first!

They are stingy and don't like to give chopsticks, but you insist on having chopsticks. If I don't give you chopsticks, you will be in a hurry.

After dinner, cross your legs, first buckle your teeth with a toothpick, then smoke a cigarette, and smoke casually. When you snap your fingers, ask the waiter to pay the bill.