Kneel for some jokes about an English word.

Say to the teacher in English class tomorrow: Can I go to the toilet? The teacher said, go. Xiaoming sat down. After a while, Xiao Ming said to the teacher:

May I go to the toilet? The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiaoming sat down again. The classmate next to me couldn't help asking: didn't you tell the teacher to go to the toilet? Why not go?

Xiao Ming said: You didn't hear the teacher say "Fuck you"!

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A man and a woman in love. The girl was very insecure and said to her boyfriend, "Say I love you! Say it! Say it! Say it! "

The man replied, "It!"

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An international student in the United States wants to take an international driver's license. Because he was too nervous during the exam, he saw the marking on the ground turn left.

He asked uneasily, Turn left?

The invigilator replied: Yes. So he immediately turned right. ...

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Those who study English hard will succeed in the end. One day, he accidentally bumped into a foreigner in the street and said, I'm sorry.

The foreigner replied, I'm sorry, too.

Hearing this, someone added: I'm sorry, three.

The foreigner was puzzled and asked, What are you sorry for? Some people have no choice but to say, I'm sorry.

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