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Which issue is the sketch "Take the consequences" in The Legend of Laughter?
Big Ben Xiaocui challenges Wen Song's brain-burning drama. Who is the mental patient? The legendary Big Ben Xiaocui's essay "Take the consequences".
The script lines of Xiaocui's sketch "Take the consequences"
Little brother: Brother, don't go, turn yourself in.
Big Ben: Since when? I've embezzled so much money over the years that I can't give it to them anymore.
Brother: What are you going to do, brother?
Big Ben: I have an idea, that is, pretend to be mentally ill and go to a mental hospital. After this limelight, I should be fine. I am superman. Did you hide the money?
Little brother: I'm hiding.
Big Ben: Where is it?
Little brother: In the refrigerator.
Big Ben: Nice place.
Little brother: In the wall.
Big Ben: There's nothing wrong with that.
.............
Little brother: In bed.
Big Ben: (English) Beautiful. Remember, after three meals a day, we have to eat zhajiang noodles every meal. Declare to the outside world that we are the sons of farmers.
Little brother: OK.
Big Ben: Remember?
Little brother: Remember.
Big Ben: Let's go. I am superman. Aliens attacked the earth. Kill it!
Voice-over: (Yoga music begins) Let's start a yoga break. It is best to lie on your back, otherwise you can sit. Watch your breath.
Big Ben: I'm Superman, I'm Superman.
............
Doctor: I know.
Big Ben: Aliens attacked the earth.
Doctor: Shh, I know you are Superman. Aren't you flying in the sky in red underwear? You want to save the earth. Isn't this the earth? Save it.
Big Ben: I'm Superman. Come on, alien.
Patient A: Stop pretending.
Patient B: What a vacation.
Patient A: I can see that you are a normal person.
Patient B: Another one was put in as a mental illness.
Big Ben: Aren't you too?
Patient B: Normal person.
...........
Big Ben: What about you?
Patient A: Same.
Big Ben: Oh, my friend, this is.
Patient A: Step aside.
Patient B: Just so-so.
Patient A: Jump.
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