Homophone jokes

1. One night 1 and 0 were on a date. 1 held 0's hand all night long. 1 looked at 0 who looked shy and sang to him: "I want to hold 0's hand like this." If you don't let go of your hand, can love always be pure and without sorrow?

2. Wu Jing glanced at Jupiter and stopped turning. It turned out that he was not turning around.

3. A chicken has been cheating since he was a child, and he was ranked at the top of the class in every exam. Later, when he grew up, he felt tired and stopped cheating, so he successfully got into the bank and became a tired chicken.

4. On New Year’s Eve, Xiao Wang made a wish: “I want to drive a new car in the New Year. "The next day he found that his old car kept laughing.

5. The young monk asked the old monk: "Master, one of the two iron bowls is rusty. Should I throw it away? "The old monk shook his head: No, a rusty bowl is good; yes, a rust-free bowl is bad.

6. When I saw a man walking his dog without a leash, he couldn't help but stepped forward and asked: "You Why doesn't your dog have a leash? "The other party explained: "Because this way my dog ??becomes unable to carry it! "I'm speechless.