Jokes suitable for middle school students (longer)

1. Teacher: "Can you make sentences with love at first sight?" You replied: "Yesterday my father asked me to review to 10. As soon as I saw the clock, I couldn't help going to bed. "

2. Our teacher said, "Teach you that I will live at least five years less. If I earn 200,000 a year, it will be 1 10,000 in five years. Honey, then you can publish a book. It's called "How I Murdered a Millionaire"

When you are looking for a job, the boss asks when you will graduate. You were going to say 2000, but when you got excited, you said it was before 2000.

Ten minutes after class, Xiao Pang raised his hand and said, Teacher, I want to go to the toilet. The teacher said unhappily, how old are you! Then go to the bathroom! !

5. The unit toasted, and the leader said: I wish you good health. Hold it, have nothing to say ~ ~ ~

6. Someone in the dormitory is looking for shoes and asks everyone: Why are my shoes missing?

7. When drinking with the leader, raise a glass and say, Let's die together!

8. Don't go out on rainy days, the rain is nontoxic, wet and gonorrhea is big!

9. No matter how high a woman stands, squatting can only wet the ground under her feet. Men are amazing! Stand tall and pee far. It's raining all the time. I guess the jade emperor is crying. It must be that his marriage with the heavenly queen is unhappy. There are two possibilities for this unhappiness. One is that the heavenly queen is leaving; One is that the Queen Mother doesn't want to leave the bus station. Laughing all by myself. Others find it strange.

Q: What are you laughing at?

He replied, I played a trick on the conductor.

Q: How did you play?

He replied: hahaha, I bought a ticket and didn't get on the bus, hahaha ~ ~