Write humorous jokes about teachers

1. Teacher, you are like the drizzle in spring, nourishing the flowers and irrigating the earth, and we continue to suck the drizzle and grow. Teacher, you are like a gust of wind in autumn, which turns the earth yellow and turns the rice golden, and we get the fruits of the harvest. Teacher, you have lit the brightest light for me on my dark road of life; Teacher, you have been my guide on my confusing life road; Teacher, you have been my guide in my bumpy life road. It is you who pointed out the way forward for me; teacher, you gave me a pair of powerful wings to travel in the world of knowledge!

2. For everyone, in our future In the life course of a naughty child, a young boy, and a brilliant young man, teachers are the most worthy of our respect and gratitude. Although they live in poverty, they are deeply attached to the future of their motherland and their hearts are connected to the hearts of students. Although they are just a small flame, they burn themselves and illuminate others. Today, Teachers' Day, teachers have the most beautiful smiles, and the golden autumn and breeze bring the good news of a good harvest; today, teachers, please take a rest, merge into the sea of ??songs, and blend into the laughter. The bright flowers stand on tiptoes to kiss you, and their sweet breath is sultry and refreshing. Tears of joy express the sweetness in the heart, and smiles of happiness are full of obsession with career. A pair of clear and pure eyes are filled with incomparable reverence and gratitude; in the dry heart, drops of your hard work are sprinkled, and on your shoulders, we see the vast world.

3. Learn how spring silkworms spin silk continuously and make candles to illuminate the road. For thousands of years, how many people have compared teachers to spring silkworms and candles. With her painstaking efforts and selfless dedication, how many flowers of the motherland have become the pillars of China! Who can know how much sweat is included in it? With tears, perhaps the teacher's white hair and wrinkles are the best witnesses.

4. You are the bridge that connects the severed mountains for us, allowing us to reach the peak of harvest; you are the ivy, tough and slender, guiding us to pick the Ganoderma lucidum and ginseng on the top of the cliff. When a seedling needs a glass of water, he will never give him a bucket of water; and when he needs a bucket of water, he will never give him a glass of water. Giving at the right time and in the right amount is the skill of a good gardener. My teacher, this is also your art of education. No matter how hard you work, it will take a while to make the peach ripe, and the plum ripe will be useless. It is easy to plant flowers but difficult to cultivate people. The fragrance of flying in the valley is extraordinary, the world is filled with poems, paintings, and talented people are all smiling.

5. Teacher, you are a cultivator of beauty and a sower of beauty. It is you who shine with beautiful sunshine and moisten with beautiful rain and dew, so that our hearts are green and full of flowers! You are busy with the blooming of flowers and the ripening of fruits, and silently hang the green shade of leaves! Ah, teacher, Your spirit will always be in my heart!