Funny childish jokes and stories

1. One day, Amin bought three bottles of juice and saw his mother and Xiaoming together. Amin took a bottle of juice to Xiaoming.

Mom said:? Xiaoming, uncle gives you juice. What should you say?

Xiao Ming said:? Where is the straw?

2. the elderly:? How old are you?

Mingming:? Six years old. ?

Old man:? But you are not as tall as my umbrella! ?

Mingming:? How old is your umbrella?

3. mom:? The baby is four years old and can sleep by himself. ? Child:? Dad is so old, why not sleep by himself?

My 4-year-old son proudly showed me a crawling caterpillar in his hand. I shuddered at the sight of the caterpillar, and casually said something to tease the child: Get it outside quickly, its mother must be looking for it. ? The son turned and walked out. I thought I had achieved my goal, but then he came in again with two caterpillars crawling on his hands. He said, I brought mother bug. ?

5. Do you often listen to adults? Broken feelings? The baby seems to understand the word a little. One day, the baby went home with his head down and said nothing. When his mother asked him what was wrong, he blurted out: My relationship with Xiaoli has broken down. She has gum, so don't give it to me! ? Father:? You are so stupid, you are really a little pig! Do you know what a pig is? Son: Yes, it's the son of a pig.

6. mom:? Look how hard-working ants are. They never waste time playing. ? Son:? Is it? But I always meet them when I play. ?

On the last day of military training, the instructor asked all the students to gather. But he saw a little boy grinding hard on the wall, so the instructor asked, why are you grinding soap? ? He replied:? If I don't grind off half the soap, my mother will think that I didn't take a bath this week. ?

8. mom:? Why do you eat pears in front of the mirror? Daughter:? Can't you eat two pears like this?

9. mom said:? Don't leave until tomorrow what can be done today. ? The son said:? Ok, give me the cake just now. I ate it all today. ?

10、? Mom, are people really changed by monkeys? Yes ? Oh, no wonder there are fewer and fewer monkeys. ?

1 1, child:? Dad, what kind of cigarette is this? Dad:? Remember, smoke is a chimney. ? Child:? Oh, I see! Why doesn't dad's nose bark? Chimney? And then what?

My little sister Yu Ying is 3 years old. This is the first time to take her to see her aunt.

Yu Ying remembers that her mother said to shout when she saw her family, so her little sister shouted: Hello, witch! ?

13, the mother said to her son: 2+3=?

Son:? 5?

Mom:? Yes, I'll give you five chocolates. ?

Son:? If I knew, I would say ten. ?

14, Miss Wang: Yesterday, a student in your class had dirty hands and was sent home by you when he entered the classroom. Is this method useful? Miss Li:? Ha ha! Half the children didn't wash their hands today. ?

15 When I was 4 years old, one day my father's friend came to my house, and one of my uncles said badly, Dudu, I'm sleeping with your mother tonight. Dudu said timidly, uncle, don't you have a mother yourself?

16, loli, why are you so cute? ...

After watching TV for a long time, my daughter yawned with her mouth wide open.

Mom said:? Look, you are sleepy. It's time for bed. ?

The daughter quickly said, no, mom, my mouth is sleepy and my eyes are not sleepy. ?

17, one day Xiao Ming's phone rang.

Xiao Ming immediately picked up the phone and said, hello, this is a telephone message. Please leave a message after the beep. ?

There was no response on the other end of the phone for a long time. Xiaoming said angrily, I'm Du, why don't you talk! ?

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