A little joke lets you know again.

1, the most expensive car in the world, built by Ma Yun, is an expensive car with tears, sweat, toil, fatigue, injustice and pain. It's called a shopping cart! ! !

2, the weather is not as good as the geographical position, the geographical position is not as good as people and people are not as good as money.

The bathroom is really a magical place. Looking in the mirror can make your face charming, singing can increase surround sound, and you can only think about all kinds of stories instantly when you take a shower. Game clearance is often the moment you sit on the toilet.

4. I wonder why fat people can't lose weight when they walk and carry so much fat every day.

5. Hold your electric kettle and keep boiling water for you to drink, but you only hold the cup in your hand. It can't get through. If it can't get through, you will think there is something wrong with it.

6. The popular scenic spots in China mean that the places have been abandoned.

7、? What's the difference between hehe and hehe? Hehe, others treat you as an SB, hehe, you treat others as an SB. ?

8. People, who have a heart of Wei Xiaobao and live in Zhang Wuji's thoughts, want to make friends like Ling Huchong, but always meet people like Yue Buqun. People always fantasize about being a cow like Xiao Feng, but in the end they live in their own world like Mu Rongfu. . .

9. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two outcomes in the end: either you are exhausted or you let others die.

10 in fact, human inventions can be summarized into two types: the first one can save time for human beings, which we call material civilization; The second kind can waste the time saved by human beings, which we call spiritual civilization. . .

1 1. There is a poem on the login interface of many websites: Remember me, forget the password.

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