High-quality reversal of humorous jokes

1. It has been 3 years since I broke up with my ex-girlfriend. I just went to the supermarket to buy groceries and saw her with a big belly. She was choosing yogurt that was about to expire at the promotion counter. I felt sour in my heart. Such delicious yogurt. , why do you have to wait until it expires before someone buys it?

2. You said that when you were cold in the past, your ex-boyfriend would hug you. I was anxious. Where could I find your ex-boyfriend in the middle of the night?

3. A luxury car just drove past me and splashed water all over me. I swore at that time that when I got rich, I would definitely buy a raincoat of my own.

4. Me during the day: If I stay up late, I will be a dog. Me at four in the morning: The puppy should also stay up late.

5. I am really impressed by some boys on WeChat. I think I am handsome and I post selfies every now and then. I am really speechless. If you want to post them, post them every day. I am willing to see them. Please. .

6. Research shows that drinking an extra cup of hot milk one hour before going to bed every night will cost you a few dollars more than people who don’t drink milk.

7. Don’t worry, there will always be a boy walking up to you with a bouquet of flowers in his hand, and then gently saying to you: "Sorry, give me a moment"!

8. As long as you are my friend from now on, if you have no money, just tell me and I will tell you how I spent my days without money.

9. Do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Can you recommend a sports car worth 4 million to 8 million? It requires good performance, fast starting, high horsepower, high comfort, and stylish appearance. If it is a limited edition The version is even better, I use it as mobile wallpaper.

10. Looking back on the past few years, I have experienced all the hardships of society, from nothing to 300,000, from 300,000 to 2 million, from 2 million to more than 10 million, and then to 40 million. , not to show off, I just want to tell my friends through my own experience: the higher the pixels of the mobile phone, the clearer the photos taken.