Who knows a short joke with homophones in the title?

Today, we went to a restaurant and ate chicken nuggets and shit.

Today, I got a slap in the anus on the street.

There was a meeting in a township. Because of the homophonic pronunciation, the village chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, don't want melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, fellow villagers, don't talk, the meeting is now in session. ) The host said: "Please give me pickles, sausages and melons." (Now I invite the township chief to speak.) The township chief said: "Rabbits, shrimps, the dogs have eaten today's rice, everyone is a big bastard." (Comrades, Villagers, today’s meal is enough, let’s all eat big bowls)

Taoyuan dialect is very peculiar, with high-sounding endings, such as “bureau”, which is pronounced as “pig”.

First go to the Propaganda Department of the County Party Committee and contact the Personnel Bureau for an interview. Someone from the publicity department called me to make an appointment on speakerphone.

Propaganda Department: "Hey, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau)"

The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a pig (Personnel Bureau) , my mother is a pig (grain bureau). "

I tried so hard to hold back my laughter that my stomach hurt.

The next day, I attended a county government briefing. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units are here?"

So the participants reported their homes one by one:

"I am a male castrate (Public Security Bureau) ). "

"My name is Pig (Education Bureau). "

"I am a bit of a pig (Post Office)."

Little Rabbit said: "I am. My mother calls me Little Tutu, which sounds nice!”

The little pig said, “My mother calls me Little Piggy, which sounds nice!”

The puppy said, “My mother calls me Piggy.” The little dog is also very nice!"

The chicken said: "You guys talk, I'm leaving first!"

The little rabbit said: "I am raised by a rabbit mother!"

The little pig said: "I was raised by a pig mother!"

The chicken said: "I was raised by a chicken mother!"

The puppy said : "You guys chat, I'm leaving first!"

Sparring partner No. 0 said: "Outsiders call me Lingpai, which sounds nice!"

Sparring partner No.1 said: "Outsiders call me Yipai "It's nice to call me escort!"

Sparring partner No. 2 said: "It's nice to call me second partner!"

Sparring partner No. 3 said: "You guys talk, let's go first." !”

The cat said to me: “I am your grandma’s cat, and it sounds good!”

The dog said to me: “I am your grandma’s dog, and it sounds good!”

The fish said to me: "I am your grandma's fish, and it sounds nice!"

The bear said: "You guys chat, I'll leave first!"

The rogue said: "People call me rogue, which sounds nice!"

The samurai said: "People call me warrior, which sounds nice!"

The master said: "People call me Takato. , it’s also very nice!”

The swordsman said: “You guys chat, I’m leaving first”

Zhang Liangying said: “My idol is called Ying.”

He Jie said: "The fans who admire me all say: My idol is called Jie"

Zhou Bichang said: "The fans who admire me all say: My idol is called Chang"

Li Yuchun said: "You guys chat, I'm leaving first!"

The advanced mathematics teacher said: I teach advanced mathematics this semester.

The university physics teacher said: This semester I teach big things,

The analog electronics teacher said: I teach analog electronics this semester,

The socialist economics teacher said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first.

The student from Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

The student from Tianjin University said: I am a great student.

The student from Shanghai University said: I am a university student.

The student from Xiamen University said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first!

General Li Zongren said: I am a kind person!

General Fu Zuoyi said: I am a righteous person!

General Zuo Quan said: I have the power!

General Huo Qubing said: You guys chat, I’ll leave first!

Minolta users say: We are beauties!

Canon users said: We are beauties!

Huaguang users said: We are Chinese!

Nikon users said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first!

The door of Lao Zhang’s house is made of willow. Lao Zhang said: The door of my house is made of wood.

The door of Lao Li’s house is made of plastic. Lao Li said: The door of my house is made of plastic. It’s a plastic door

The door of Lao Wang’s house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: The door of my house is a brick door

The door of Lao Liu’s house is made of steel. Lao Liu said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first!

White Jade said: My name is Bai Yu.

The green jade said: My name is Biyu.

Red Jade said: My name is Hongyu.

Apricot-colored jade said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first!

A student from the Normal College said: I am from the "Normal College"

A student from the Railway College said: I am from the "Railway College"

A student from the Vocational College The student said: I am from a "vocational college"

The student from the technical college said: You guys chat, I will leave first

(You will know what it means if you think about it carefully...)