Any funny jokes?

Fire Truck One afternoon, it was raining heavily, and Marco and Yingjun were on the road. As a result, three or four fire trucks passed by. Marco then asked: "It's raining so hard, how could there be a fire? What's the purpose of the fire truck?" Yingjun replied: "Stupid! You don't understand...it's here to fill water!" The power went out on a windy night. ... Marco: The power and water are out, so boring! Handsome: Yes! Marco: Doesn’t the computer have a game? Handsome: Yes! Marco: Let’s play video games. Handsome: There’s a power outage! Marco: Let’s light candles! It won’t be too dark! Handsome... The interaction between the principal and the students. Mark climbed the wall and left the school, but was caught by the principal. The principal asked: "Why don't you leave through the school gate?" The answer was: "Metersbonwe, don't take the ordinary way." The principal asked again: "How do you climb over such a high wall?" He pointed to his pants and said, "Li Ning, everything is possible." The principal asked again: "What does it feel like to climb over a wall?" He pointed to his shoes and said, "Xtep, fly A normal feeling." On the second day, he entered the school from the main entrance, and the principal asked, "Why don't you climb over the wall?" He said, "Anta, I choose, I like it." On the third day, he was wearing a gangster uniform, and the principal said: "You can't wear gangster clothes!" He said: "You are what you wear, Semir clothes." On the fourth day he wore a vest to school, and the principal said: "You can't wear a vest to school." He said: "Man, keep it simple, Eden "I want to remember you." He said, "Why?" The principal said, "I have the final say on my territory." Collection of character jokes from "Soldier Assault" that made me laugh so hard. The company commander requires the soldiers to write a training diary every day and submit it for review. The diary of the deputy of Class 5 reads like this: "Wake up on X day, brush teeth, wash face, eat breakfast, train, have lunch, train, eat dinner, brush teeth, wash face, sleep." After the diary was reviewed and returned, the deputy of Class 5 discovered Company Commander Gao only wrote one comment: Didn't you go to the toilet all day? 2. One day, squad leader Shi, class five deputy, and Xu Sanduo went shopping together. They walked to a store, and the store owner asked Squad Leader Shi: "What do you want to buy?" Squad Leader Shi said: "A bag of peanuts." The boss moved a ladder, climbed to the top of the shelf, took a bag of peanuts, and left Come down and hand it to her. The boss asked the fifth shift deputy again: "What do you want to buy?" The fifth shift deputy also said he wanted a bag of peanuts. The boss complained why he didn't tell him earlier, but he still came to the ladder and climbed to the top of the shelf. The boss stood on the ladder and took a bag of peanuts. Pack of peanuts, he quickly asked Xu Sanduo: "Do you also want a pack of peanuts?" Xu Sanduo said: "No", so the boss took a pack of peanuts and walked down... The boss gave the peanuts to the fifth shift deputy, and he put away the ladder Okay, then asked Xu Sanduo: "Then what do you want?" Xu Sanduo said: "I want two bags of peanuts." ... 3. In order to please Company Commander Gao, the squad deputy brought green corn from the countryside and gave it to him. The next day before the training, the deputy of the fifth squad went to see Company Commander Gao. He happened to be eating cooked corn. When he saw the deputy of the fifth squad, he said politely: "You work very hard every day, and it costs you money." The fifth shift deputy said: "This is nothing. In the countryside, all this corn is fed to pigs." 4. Monitor Shi: Congratulations, Xiao Wu! You finally made peace with your girlfriend. Yesterday I saw you chopping firewood together in harmony. Fifth shift deputy: Oh, old friend, we are dividing the furniture. 5. One day, Lao Qi was supervising the formation on the battlefield and caught a deserter. He became furious and wrote a note, intending to kill him after announcing it in front of the town. Unexpectedly, he couldn't write the word "kill", so he decided to use a military stick instead, but he couldn't write the word "stick". Finally, he said to the deserter: Go ahead, you will be given an advantage today! 6. Soldiers: "Thirsty...thirst..." Lao Qi: "Everyone is holding on for a while!" I have been to this place before, and I remember there was a plum forest nearby. I walked there for a while. "All the soldiers: "Oh - there are plums to eat - oh -" Half an hour later - 561: "Boss! The expedition found plenty of water! "Lao Qi: "Hahahaha, did you hear it? Finally there is water to drink! "Soldiers: No...we must find plums..." 7. The company commander went to the river to fish.

First he pierced a leaf, and no fish took the bait for a long time, so he changed it to a piece of bread, and again no fish took the bait for a long time. He had no choice but to change it for earthworms, and again no fish took the bait for a long time. He got angry and took out 100rmb and threw it in. Cursing in the water: "*_#What do you want to eat! Buy it yourself!!!!" 8. "I can't see something clearly." Mumu said to the fifth shift deputy. "Please follow me," the class deputy took Mumu outside, pointed his right hand at the sun in the sky, and asked, "What do you think that is?" "The sun," Mumu replied. "Then how far do you want to see!:" 9. Xu Sanduo said to Squad Leader Shi: "There are such boring people in the world..." Squad Leader Shi: "Why do you say that?" Xu Sanduo: "There is a person who starts at eight o'clock in the morning I fished until four o'clock in the afternoon and didn't catch a single fish. Would you say it was boring?" Squad Leader Shi: "It's really boring, but how did you know?" Xu Sanduo: "Because I saw him leaving from the beginning. ”