A funny and naughty joke.

1. Baoyu sat down next to Daiyu and said softly, "Sister, listen to me, men are made of mud and women are made of water ..." Daiyu sneered, "You are parallel imports."

2. Wukong shouted: "Master, we seem to be going backwards …" Tang Priest: "Don't panic, Wukong, the Buddha said that the earth is round …"

I gave you my phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? You should charge me some phone bills if you have anything to do.

4. The weather is very hot. Send you an electric fan, happiness surrounds you. Send you an air conditioner, only you cool others sigh; Send you an ice cream, your mouth is sweeter than your smile; I say hello to you and let you cook. This is called reciprocity. Remember to be there or in the square!

The price of instant noodles has gone up. Eggs have gone up in price, flour has gone up in price, gasoline has gone up in price, down jackets have gone up in price ... Except for wages, almost everything around us has gone up in price, but we still have to be strong and live, because now the cemetery has gone up in price ...

6. "I won't say it. I won't say anything when I die! You haven't played the honey trap yet! "

7. Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Singles are all potential stocks, and they begin to decline as soon as they get married, even if they used to be bachelors.

Five, it's all junk stocks now. Women are savvy retail investors. Finding a husband is like investing in stocks. Once you lose your income, you may wish to consider asset restructuring.

9. When a dentist pulled out a very untidy strange tooth for a patient, he said, "Sit still, sit still, relax, don't be afraid, it doesn't hurt at all ... It will get better soon ... The patient with a mouth open said," Come on, I'm a dentist, too.

The doctor said to the old lady, "You are a little anemic, so you should eat more iron-rich things when you go home." Old lady: "I have no teeth. I can't chew anything a little harder. "

1 1. A medical college boy is chasing a beautiful woman in his class, and the beautiful woman ignores him. One day in class, the man asked, "How can I touch your heart?" The beautiful classmate said coldly, "then I'm afraid you'll have to use electric shock."

12. An old man with a flower shell went to the hospital to see Dr. Bo. After all kinds of tests, he still couldn't determine the cause. The doctor said to the old man, "I'm sorry, I can't find out the reason why you are uncomfortable now." . . It may be caused by drinking too much. "The old man nodded understandingly." Never mind, doctor. I'll come back when you wake up in two days. You should pay more attention to your health. "

Thirteen. The doctor said discontentedly to the patient, "You must have drunk too much again! Tell me honestly, how much do you drink every day? " "

Four bottles of beer. ""I didn't tell you that you are only allowed to drink every day.

Two bottles? ""Yes, but the doctor who treated me before told me to drink it every day.

Two bottles!