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Funny words that men pay for.

Received a boyfriend transfer on Valentine's Day? High emotional intelligence must reply

(1) naughty whole life.

1. The guest officer's money has been received.

This uncle will come here often in the future.

3. Welcome to the grassroots send warm under the leadership. Thank you very much.

Thank you, this month's package fee has been received.

The little girl really doesn't know how to thank her. It's better to make a promise for such a big red envelope.

② High-cold overbearing type

1. Congratulations to the male guest, I made a circle for you.

2. Why, I can kneel, play, sing and play everything, which is worth so little money.

For the sake of your dedication, I'll take it this time.

4. Compared with last month, why is there so little tax revenue this month, leaving private money?

I don't think I need to return this, because yours is mine, mine is mine.

③ Cute licking dog type

1. Throw money at me. I like eating.

2. After successful blood transfusion, your wife's emotional value increased by 50, and her love value increased by 100.

Thanks to my husband, let me feel the happiness of receiving red envelopes as a child again.

4. Respect is better than obedience, so I won't be coy, hee hee.

I was playing with my mobile phone, and suddenly the light around me dimmed. It turns out that my husband's red envelope is glowing.

④ coquetry and provocative type

1. The balance has been paid. Please put this idle baby in your name for the time being.

2. Take a red envelope and order a cup of taro milk, not taro milk tea, but you.

I will not fail your red envelope, just as I will not fail your love.

All unreasonable people can be defeated by a red envelope and become an I love you.

I don't mind, although money is all outside my body, I am all outside your money.