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A joke about two people decorating the room.

Although it is beautiful to have regrets in life, the decoration is not like this. 8 things you regret in the decoration, how many did your family buy! Everyone who is recruited is in pain! Decoration is so difficult that it is difficult for us to be perfect. We always make all kinds of mistakes in the process of decoration, which makes us regret it when we check in. In fact, the decoration is really difficult. There are many things that we can't take into account during the decoration process, but after we move in, it affects our sense of use and our lives, so we must look more before the decoration to prevent regret!

1, the furniture is either too big or too much.

One of the most important tasks in interior design service is to choose the appropriate size furniture according to the height, area and number of people living in the house. Although the size of the house limits our choices to a certain extent, we will still be tempted by other things and suddenly lose the concept of size in our minds. It was not until we moved a car full of American luxury sofas, European classical dining tables and Chinese mahogany wardrobes into the house that we found that there was no place to walk in the living room, the furniture was too dark, and the bedroom wardrobe was opened and hit the bed.

Even the soft clothes at home are basically packed at one time. The home is too full and there is too little white space. If we had restrained ourselves, the following regrets could have been avoided. People who like to give up their lives must control the impulse to buy in buy buy! Don't buy it all at once, especially not the whole set!

You must pay attention to practicality when buying furniture. I threw up in my bed. Originally, I planned to have a simple wooden bed with four legs, which saved space and took good care of hygiene. As a result, my husband insisted on buying a bed with a sense of design, forcing him to do so. But 223? The size of 265 occupies almost the whole bedroom, and the frame is off the ground 10 cm, so it is impossible to clean the bed. Embedded mattresses can kill me. The bedside is nearly 20 cm, and I often knock my legs. The black bedside dust is serious. I can't take it anymore. After living in my new home for a month, I regret this bed the most. It's typical flashy!

2. There are too many sanitary blind spots.

The sanitary dead corners that may be left in the decoration include gypsum walls, reflective ceilings, easy-to-drop open cabinets, oversized furniture, wet toilets and other complex shapes. But this time, the sanitary corner summarized from daily life is more real and richer than the one mentioned in the article. I hope that after reading it, you can think about it when decorating. How to install and clean it will be more convenient!

Some TV walls are plaster lines, which are super gray and difficult to clean. The floor is made of antique bricks, so you should suck milk every time you mop the floor, otherwise it will feel unclean. There are lazy people, like me. The kitchen door must not be touched by the glass, and the number of times the cooking door is closed is not as many as the number of times the glass is wiped.

3. I only care about the decoration and forget to have children. Many places are different.

The decoration of families with children is very different from that of ordinary families, for example, the storage space should be enlarged, what kind of children's room should be made, the walls should be easy to scrub, and the furniture should be round ... If you don't know in advance what kind of furniture children need for their growth and what kind of influence the color of children's room will have on their psychology, you will regret it after the decoration.

Parents should never order furniture, decoration or anything for their children according to their own aesthetics and preferences. As long as the child can talk, he should be taken to choose. If you find your child unhappy, don't ignore it. You would rather throw it away. Because a child's childhood is only once, and then it can't be made up. I found that children don't like childish things as adults think, but some abstract and designed things can develop children's imagination.

There are too many things to do in the useless lamp, but it is dark.

Decoration lighting is an invisible pit. You always thought that one ceiling lamp/fluorescent tube was enough for a room, and others installed it like this. You wouldn't want to leave more light wires, only to find out when you live in it. Why is the living room so dark? Why is the bedroom so dark? Well, it will only be concluded that the light bulb is not bright enough. Don't just stare at the ceiling lamp. You should know something about track lights, spotlights, downlights, chandeliers, wall lights and invisible bars. When you go to restaurants and museums, observe how others use up.

Don't travel around the world with a main light in the whole house. If you want a sense of sophistication and atmosphere, remember multi-level lighting, such as light belt, downlight, floor lamp and nightlight. Seeing the light but not seeing the light is the supreme state!

5, sanitary ware and bathroom hardware are cheap.

Sometimes I choose to spend a lot of money on this thing, but I dare not buy even ordinary good things on another thing. In fact, if you buy ordinary ones, they look much more pleasing to the eye than those with uneven quality. Especially sanitary ware and hardware, sanitary ware is easy to get dirty, and hardware is easy to paint. Don't be greedy and cheap on these two things.

The washbasin must be of good quality. Everything decorated in my home is medium and high-grade, so the washbasin is sloppy. Now there are more washbasins than washing hands, which will easily turn yellow. I regret buying cheap hardware, bathroom hardware, faucets and the like, and I get what I pay for every penny. In fact, group buying can't save a few dollars. What you bought is not as good as what you sold. You have to believe that there will be no pies falling in this sky for no reason. The decoration of the house is based on 10 thousand yuan, so it is never out of date to visit the market more and shop around. Don't be called at the group meeting? Bargaining? Crazy in love, place an order on the spot.

6. Leaking hot water pipes are not equipped with kitchen treasures.

If the previous mistakes can be made up by throwing money, then the later mistakes can only be made up by throwing walls. Winter is coming. I believe that everyone has the experience of washing hands, freezing hands and washing faces in winter school buildings, but they all took it for granted at that time, and they may not remember how much the decoration should be corrected.

So, where did it come from? Great heating, huh? Or other mito, you forgot to heat the water pipe where you need to get wet. I have considered the transformation of hydropower, whether it is dry-wet separation or the preservation of kitchen treasures. After wet and dry separation, I want to leave a water pipe on the bathroom and toilet to install an I sink, which is convenient for washing my hands after going to the bathroom. This water pipe was also buried during the hydropower transformation. But now it is found that only the cold water pipe is buried, and there is no hot water pipe, so it is impossible to directly use the hot water of the water heater or the kitchen treasure under the washbasin. It is unsafe and wasteful to install another kitchen treasure in the bathroom, so now we can only wash our hands with cold water.

7, the socket is always not enough, but also blocked by furniture.

Sockets, sockets, sockets are always not enough. What is even more exasperating is that the poor socket is blocked by all kinds of furniture. The most regrettable thing is that there are few power outlets. You can install more and decorate more, otherwise there are drag boards everywhere in the house. I have used six patch panels now. When doing hydropower, I really don't know if there is water in my skull. Why is this? I haven't thought about such a thing. Let me remind you again that many power plugs are very big and take up a lot of space. I blocked a hole, but I took up several holes ... as everyone knows.

The house was renovated five years ago, and there are no regrets after moving in, only more regrets: the socket is not enough, and there is a drag board in the east and a drag board in the west; There is no double control switch in the bedroom, and no one wants to get up and turn off the lights in winter; There is no wall lamp cord in the bedroom, and the desk lamp is placed on the bedside table. It is common to knock over a desk lamp with a dishonest wave of your hand while sleeping. If you add a water cup or something, it will be a disaster. The bedside table is blocking the socket, so you need to use the socket. The bedside table will never be against the wall; The TV wall socket is not enough, and Red Bull can remedy it, but the TV cabinet is too high to block the socket; There are many small appliances in the sideboard, such as a high-speed water heater, a coffee machine and a blocked socket! Anyway, cabinets that are not against the wall have become a feature of my family.

8. It is a pity that the wall is waterproof and not moldy and peeling.

There are many things that will make you uncomfortable after renovation, but you won't know until you use them. The only thing that makes you uncomfortable is a damp, moldy and peeling wall. This situation is especially common in the top floor and the non-waterproof bathroom. If it is broken, there is no other way but to shovel/smash and reinstall it. About 1997, the house is on the top floor. At that time, parents didn't expect to make another waterproof layer, which led to the trouble of moisture regain, peeling and even water leakage after 10 years. Two years ago, I couldn't bear it. I found a street worker to go to the rooftop and rebuilt the original insulation layer. It also cost thousands of dollars, but! ! ! He didn't do it at all ! Later, I couldn't find him, and there was no follow-up guarantee at all! Remind friends who decorate, be sure to find a regular shop! !

If you come to decorate the house for consultation, you will definitely tell you a lot. Be sure to write it down to prevent us from making such decoration mistakes during the decoration process, and then let us regret it after staying. When we decorate, we look at the effect of our own decoration, but after moving in, it is our experience, so we must pay attention to it. Ok, let's share it here.