As a generation of celebrities, I am afraid that my wife will dare to hide in the golden house and be chased by her with a kitchen knife.

China has a history of 5,000 years. Men who are afraid of their wives can be described as endless, from emperors to civilians. Next, let's take stock. China's wife-fearing celebrity, Zaifu Wang Dao's official residence in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, ran away with an ox cart.

Wang Dao, the actual founder of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, was born in a famous family in the Central Plains. In charge of Yuan Di, Ming Di and Emperor Cheng, and in charge of military affairs of elder brothers Wang Dun and Yangliuzhou. The children of the Wangs are also excellent. At that time, there was a saying that "the king and the horse * * * ruled the world". Wang Dao, who is so arrogant, is also a wife-fearing master. It is said that when Wang Dao was young, he was afraid to spend too much time because he was afraid of his wife. But now, you are a decent servant, one person is above ten thousand people, and you just want to hug that girl once to make up for the years you didn't cherish before. Master Wang has a prominent position, and naturally there are many suitors. It happened that someone introduced an antique little girl, beautiful and smart, and Master Wang was elated. So once in "after making love", Master Wang was obsessed with it and wanted to be a treasure sooner or later. At that time, he was powerful and rich, so he secretly built more luxurious villas in other parts of Nanjing. Slip away when you have time, and meet secretly when the old woman is not well supervised. Wang Dalong talked about his teenage years. This situation is very gratifying.

One day, my wife finally found out that Wang Dao's wife came with a kitchen knife. Wang Dao, who was talking to others, learned that his wife was coming, and quickly ran away with the ox cart. Cattle naturally cannot run fast. The prime minister Wang was in a hurry, and the oxtail was also used as a whip. It happened that the shaft was long and the oxtail was short. It's hard to reach the cow's ass. I was so anxious that others laughed to death. Later, someone made up a joke and suggested giving it to him nine times. There are two things that must be given: short axis and long tail.

In the life of husband and wife in our country, being afraid of his wife has become a custom. Some people may ask, when did this custom begin? This question is not easy to answer, but what is certain is that men have always been afraid of their wives. In ancient times, many princes were not afraid of anything except the tiger at home. Besides, there were a lot of jokes.

It's not easy to find a wife all your life,

It is not easy to find a good wife,

It is not easy to find a good wife for life.

Cherish those jealous wives!